"Taurus, May the Fourth Be With You: This Month's Astrological Forecast, Vader-Style"
The next Taurus will start in 145 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 25 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 171 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 155 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 195 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 14.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Alright, Taurus! Listen up, because the stars have some serious cosmic tea to spill. Jupiter and Uranus are both doing the retrograde cha-cha in your sign. This is like hosting a back-to-back party at your house with a bunch of uninvited cosmic guests. You might be feeling a bit...overwhelmed. The good news? You're Taurus. You can handle it.
Jupiter retrograde is like your favorite science fiction plot twist: unexpected, thrilling, and a little bit terrifying. It's about expanding your horizons, but in reverse. Instead of boldly going where no one has gone before, maybe it's time to revisit some old stomping grounds. Just don't let it turn into a rerun marathon of 'The Office'.
Then there's Uranus retrograde, which is just as disruptive as it sounds (and no, that's not just a nerdy astrologer joke). Expect sudden changes, revelations, and possibly strange dreams about being chased by giant space bunnies. Embrace the chaos, Taurus. Remember, from disorder comes order. Or at least, that's what they say in all those science textbooks.
With the full moon 14.7 days old, you're basically dealing with a teenager in lunar years. Brace yourself for mood swings, late-night cravings, and the occasional emotional outburst. But hey, at least you can blame any irrational behavior on the moon, right?
So, Taurus, buckle up for a wild cosmic ride. Remember to keep your humor, patience, and love for Star Trek reruns close. You've got this.
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SignToday Is Posting: 27.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-27-11-2023)