"Stubborn as a Taurus: Brace for a week of cosmic bull in your china shop of life!"
The next Taurus will start in 115 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 23 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 141 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 125 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 165 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 15 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Oh, Taurus! You stubborn, earthy little cow, you. Just right now, Jupiter is rolling backwards in your sign like an oversized bowling ball that's missed its pins. #StrikeOutJupiter. Now, I don't want to alarm you, but this could mean a little speed bump on your path to world domination. But hey, what's life without a few potholes, right?
Meanwhile, Uranus is doing the same reverse shimmy in your sign too, adding a dash of unpredictability to the mix. Picture it like you've accidentally mixed Pop Rocks into your organic chia pudding. #UranoBuzz. It's going to be a bit chaotic, with potential for explosive moments, but also... kinda fun?
And let’s not forget about our full moon, currently as old as the number of times you've probably said, "I told you so" this past fortnight: 15 days. This moon phase is a time of reflection and gratitude. And by reflection, I mean looking at your past mistakes, chuckling to yourself, then moving on to make entirely new ones with gusto. #BeenThereDoneThat
So, Taurus, this month is all about embracing the chaos and finding the fun in the unpredictable. Remember, even when the planets are doing their backwards dance, you're still an unstoppable force of cosmic awesomeness!
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 27.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-27-12-2023)