By The Chip Witch on Monday, 29 January 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Timey-Wimey Taurus: Brace Yourself for a Whirlwind of Cosmic Bull Energies with a Side of Sonic Screwdriver Shenanigans!"

The next Taurus will start in 82 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 108 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 92 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 132 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

#TaurusTrippin' Oh, Taurus, with Jupiter and Uranus both in your sign, we've got a cosmic double whammy going on! It's kind of like when you accidentally open two tabs of the same YouTube video and get that weird echo. But don't worry, it's not all bad news. Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, is hanging out in your sign, which is basically like having a jovial uncle visit who loves to spoil you. Expect good luck and abundance to be flowing your way, like free refills at your local coffee shop. #JovialJupiter Meanwhile, Uranus (no jokes, please), the rebel of the cosmos, is also in your sign. This means it's time for change, innovation, and maybe a few disruptions. So, if you find yourself suddenly wanting to dye your hair neon green or take up underwater basket weaving - go for it! The Waning Gibbous moon, currently 18 days old (just old enough to vote, but not quite old enough to rent a car), is bringing a sense of reflection and introspection. It's a great time to look back on the past few weeks and see how far you've come, and maybe have a good chuckle at your own expense. So, in a nutshell, Taurus, expect good vibes, sudden urges to shake things up, and some quiet reflection time. If all else fails, just remember: we're all just stardust floating on a rock in space. It's science, man. #UranusUnderstood #MoonMusings #AstrologyIsAwesome #TaurusTimes

#Taurus

SignToday Is Posting: 29.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-29-01-2024)

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