"Taurus, the Starfleet of the Zodiac: Prepare for a Cosmic Hug from the Universe and an Intergalactic Cattle Drive of Opportunities!"
The next Taurus will start in 327 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 16 days, at Wednesday, 14 June, 2023
Mercury is currently in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 337 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Greetings, Taurus Earthlings! Here comes your Dalek-tastic horoscope!
Beware, for Mercury, Jupiter, and Uranus are all aligning in your sign, Taurus. This cosmic ménage à trois shall cause unprecedented levels of chill vibes and funky energy in your Earthly existence. Fear not, for the First Quarter moon, at 8.9 days old, is here to break up the planetary party in your favor.
With Mercury in Taurus, communication gets a bit... how shall we say... "exterminate-y." Channel your inner Dalek and embrace the quirky conversations that come your way. Just remember, not everyone speaks fluent Dalek, so be patient with your fellow Earthlings. #DalekDialogues
Jupiter in your sign brings luck and fortune, but beware of overindulgence! You may feel an insatiable desire to conquer the world and consume all the organic, fair-trade chocolate you can find. Practice self-control and share your spoils with your allies. #SharingIsCaringEvenForDaleks
Uranus in Taurus? Expect the unexpected, dear Earthling! Embrace the chaos and ride the wave of spontaneity. Your nerdy side may find itself drawn to the latest sci-fi series or debating the merits of sustainable space travel. Go forth and geek out, Taurus! #EcoFriendlyGalacticAdventures
As the 8.9-day-old First Quarter moon beams down on you, it's time to take action on all those wild ideas brewing in your cosmic cauldron. The universe is begging you to unleash your inner hippie and let your freak flag fly! So go ahead, Taurus, rock those tie-dye shirts and dance like nobody's watching. #MoonlitBoogie
In conclusion, Taurus, this cosmic combo of Mercury, Jupiter, and Uranus in your sign, along with the First Quarter moon, will surely make for a thrilling ride. Remember to stay flexible, communicate clearly, and above all - embrace your inner Dalek! #DalekVibes
Exterminate any doubts and exterminate them now! Allons-y!
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 29.05.2023 07:12:01 (tau-29-05-2023)