By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 29 November 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Highly Illogical: Taurus Bulls Prepare for Cosmic Rodeo in Retrograde, No Vulcan Mind Meld Required!"

The next Taurus will start in 143 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 23 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 169 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 153 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 193 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright Taurus, buckle up. We've got some celestial shenanigans going down in your neck of the woods. Jupiter and Uranus are both doing the retrograde cha-cha in your sign. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Retrograde...that's like Mercury messing up my emails, right?" Not quite, my bull-headed buddy! Retrograde is more like a cosmic rewind button. It’s a time to revisit, rethink, redo. So, you might be feeling a bit like a DVD stuck on repeat, but hey, who doesn't love a good rerun? Now, the Waning Gibbous moon is 16.7 days old, which is basically a moody teenager in lunar years. It's saying, "I'm not full anymore, and you can't make me!" This phase is all about release and letting go. Maybe it's time to clean out that closet or finally apologize to your neighbor for mistaking their koi pond for a wishing well. Remember, Taurus, you're as stubborn as a mule with a Rubik's cube. Use this time to loosen up a little. Be willing to let go of those fixed ideas you’ve been holding onto like a nerd clutching his limited edition Star Wars figurines. So, my advice? Go with the flow, embrace the rerun, and let go. You might just find that the universe has a blooper reel that’s way funnier than the original script! #Taurustidings #CosmicChaCha #JupiterJive #UranusUnwound #WaningGibbousGroove #AstrologyAwesomeness

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-29-11-2023)

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