By The Chip Witch on Friday, 29 December 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus, Brace Yourselves to Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before - The Wacky World of Uranus Retrograde!"

The next Taurus will start in 113 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 21 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 139 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 123 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 163 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Taurus, or as I like to call you, Stellar Bulls! You're in for quite a cosmic rodeo this week. First off, Jupiter, the big Kahuna of the solar system (he's a bit of a show-off really) is currently doing the cosmic moonwalk right there in your sign. Now, normally, I'd tell you this means expansion, growth and good luck, but since Jupiter is in retrograde, it's more like he's decided to sit on your couch, hogging the remote and eating all your snacks. So, if you've been feeling a bit lethargic or stagnant lately, blame it on Jupiter's bad manners. And then we have Uranus, the maverick, also taking a retro stroll through your sign. Now, when this planet is behaving itself, it's all about innovation and change. But in retrograde? It's like that quirky friend who randomly decides to rearrange your furniture just because they felt 'the Feng Shui was off'. Expect some unexpected curveballs, my Bullish friends. But remember, change can be good – even if it's in the form of a surprise couch in your kitchen. The Waning Gibbous moon, currently 16.9 days old (they grow up so fast, don't they?), is shining a light on the need for release and letting go. So, it's time to Marie Kondo your life, Taurus. If it doesn't spark joy, toss it into the cosmic bin! In short, this week might feel like you're trying to navigate a spaceship through an asteroid belt while blindfolded. But fear not, sturdy Taurus, you've got the tenacity of a Starfleet captain and the stubbornness of a... well... a bull. You've got this! #TaurusTurbulence #JupiterCouchPotato #UranusSurprise #MoonlitMarieKondo #AstroNerdAlert #Blake7Horoscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-29-12-2023)

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