By The Chip Witch on Monday, 14 August 2023
Category: Virgo

Virgo Report

"Virgo, Get Ready to Flux Capacitate Your Future! It's Gonna Be Heavier Than a DeLorean at 88mph!"

The next Virgo will start in 10 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Thursday, 17 August, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 56 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alrighty Virgos, it’s time to buckle up those eco-friendly, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO, hemp seat belts. Your ruling planet Mercury has come home for a visit and it brought Mars along too! Now, you know how it is when family comes to visit. It's like Star Wars and Star Trek having a crossover episode. I can already see the Vulcan salute clashing with the Jedi mind trick. With Mercury and Mars both hanging out in your sign, your communication is going to be as sharp as a freshly sharpened number 2 pencil on the SATs. You'll be able to sling words like Shakespeare, but with the added spice of a little Martian assertiveness. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself passionately arguing about the ecological implications of single-use plastic at your local coffee shop. But wait, there's more! The waning crescent moon is playing coy at 27.7 days old, a seasoned diva nearing her next big reveal. This lunar phase is urging you to wrap things up, finish projects, and clear out those cobwebs - and I'm not just talking about the ones in your browser history. Looking ahead, the next full moon is arriving at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023. Set your alarm clocks because you wouldn't want to miss this lunar spectacle. It's like the season finale of your favorite TV show. Spoiler Alert: It's gonna be epic! So, dear Virgo, embrace the energy of your cosmic house guests, tidy up under the waning moon, and prepare for the full moon's grand entrance. And remember, even in the vastness of the universe, there's no place like home... especially when home is a perfectly organized, energy-efficient, smart home. #MercuryInVirgo #MarsInVirgo #WaningCrescent #EcoAstrology #FullMoonFever #CosmicChaosAndCalm #NerdTasticAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-14-08-2023)

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