"Virgo, your Planets are More Aligned than a Perfectly Balanced Spreadsheet: It's Time to Chill!"
We are currently in the sign of Virgo
The moon is currently in Virgo
Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo
Venus moves to Virgo in 24 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
The New moon is currently 0.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Virgo, darling! With the moon in your sign, you're feeling more 'you' than ever. Like a newly organized sock drawer, everything feels just right. But beware! Mercury is in retrograde in Virgo, which means your usually reliable Wi-Fi connection to the universe might be a bit spotty.
Expect emails to vanish into the ether, and for your GPS to guide you to a vegan bakery instead of your intended destination. Maybe it's not all bad, eh? A little more kale never hurt anyone. Oh, and if you've been eyeing that new ergonomic office chair, maybe hold off until Mercury sorts itself out. We wouldn’t want any assembly mishaps, now would we?
Now, let's talk about the New Moon, currently at its toddler stage of 0.2 days old. This new moon is like a fresh page in your cosmic diary or a clean lab coat just waiting for some experimental stains. So take this time to set intentions and plant those metaphorical seeds. Just remember, Mercury's retrograde may result in actual tomatoes when you were hoping for sunflowers.
So, Virgo, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to embrace the chaos with all the grace of a cat falling off a counter (and landing on its feet, naturally). Because remember, even a scientist needs a little madness in their method!
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SignToday Is Posting: 15.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-15-09-2023)