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24 August, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels following an M5.1 flare at 23/2012 UTC from Region 3800 (S28E17, Cao/beta-gamma). This region also produced an M3.4 flare at 23/1944 UTC, an M1.1/Sf flare at 23/1645 UTC, an M1.7/Sn flare at 23/1357 UTC, an M1.1/Sf flare at 23/0418 UTC, and several C-class flares throughout the period. Region 3801 (N07E51, Cso/beta-gamma) contributed an M3.4 at 23/0341 UTC, with an accompanying type II sweep (est 347 km/s), an M1.7/Sf flare at 23/1505 UTC, and an M1.1/Sf flare at 23/1933 UTC, as well as multiple C-class flares. Both of these regions have exhibited growth in area and magnetic complexity over the past 24 hours. Region 3796 (S03W03, Dki/beta-gamma) was the only other region to show growth during the period. The remaining regions showed little change and were mostly inactive.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment was indicative of a return to a nominal solar wind regime. Total field strength averaged near 8 nT, the Bz component saw initial southward deviations to -10 nT before becoming more neutral by the end of the period. Solar wind speeds averaged around 350 km/s, and Phi was in a mostly positive orientation.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Taurus, at 03 degrees, 47' 50", at a velocity of 14.36 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.9 days old. It is 365409.64 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:56:45, 3 Sep, 2024. The next full moon is at 2:36:43, 18 Sep, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 01 Vir 34' 57", and is 151237719km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon is at 03 Tau 47' 50", and is 367013km away and receding.
Moon Is In Taurus
Alright, Astro Nerds, let's buckle up! The Moon is lounging around in Taurus, and it's about as comfortable as a bull in a china shop. Now, I know what you're thinking, "How can the Moon, which is 372,277.162723710km away, affect my life?" Well, my friend, you're underestimating the power of celestial bodies and the gravitational pull they have on the cosmic drama of our lives. The Moon in Taurus - it's like Sarah Connor from The Terminator going for a spa day. You're probably feeling a tad more stubborn than usual, planting those feet down like a Taurus in mud. Might be the perfect time to tell your boss you're not working weekends anymore. Or, if you're feeling extra rebellious, maybe initiate a revolution? But remember, she did all that while still managing to condition her hair. So yes, self-care is important too! This is the time when you'd rather stick with what you know than venture into the unknown. It's like choosing to watch The Terminator for the umpteenth time instead of that new sci-fi flick. Sure, you know every line by heart, but there's comfort in familiarity, right? Be careful though. Remember how Sarah Connor took on an unfeeling, relentless machine from the future? That kind of determination can tip over into stubbornness real quick. Don't let your insistence on 'your way or the highway' turn you into the villain of your own story. So, during this Taurus moon, take some time to smell the roses, even if they are digital ones in a VR headset. Indulge in some good food, enjoy the simple pleasures of life, maybe learn to say "I'll be back" in five different languages? Who knows when that could come in handy! Remember, the stars may guide us, but we control our own destiny - unless you're being chased by a futuristic cyborg, in which case, run. Happy stargazing!
Mercury
Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is retrograde at 22 Leo 45' 28", moving backwards at 0.55 degrees per day, and is 99510723km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Leo
Alright space cadets, strap in and hold onto your horoscopes because our celestial speedster, Mercury, is doing a victory lap in the fiery realm of Leo. This cosmic combo is basically like if Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bob Ross had a celestial offspring with a really, really good hair day. Now, Mercury, being the communication whizz that it is, has decided to crank up the volume on the lion's roar. Translation: You've got a free pass to say what's been marinating in your noggin. But remember, Mercury's got a lead foot and Leo is as subtle as a supernova, so don't be surprised if your words come out with the speed of light and the subtlety of a big bang. This planetary cha-cha is also turning your charisma up to eleven. Think of yourself as a cosmic lion, mane defying gravity, strutting across the universe with the confidence of a catwalk model. Need to deliver that TED talk you've been procrastinating? Now's your time to shine brighter than a quasar! But wait, there's more! Mercury in Leo is also like the ultimate artistic muse. It's like your creativity just drank a gallon of Red Bull and is ready to pull an all-nighter. So dust off your paintbrushes, tune your guitars, or even dig out those interpretive dance leotards (I won't judge) - it's time to create like Van Gogh on a starry night! So, fellow stargazers, get ready to blaze a trail across the zodiac, because with Mercury in Leo, we're not just shooting for the stars - we're becoming one!
Venus
Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 23 Vir 30' 52", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 232247356km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Virgo
Greetings, my celestial comrades! Take a deep breath and adjust your kaleidoscope glasses because we're going to venture into the cosmos where Venus is currently chillin' in Virgo. An astoundingly exact 120,983,603.256458908km away, but who's counting, right? Now, Venus in Virgo is kind of like that friend who becomes a bit too health-conscious after watching a single documentary on Netflix. Suddenly, they're scrutinizing every ingredient in their meals and lecturing you on the evils of gluten. In the same vein, when our dear Venus parks itself in Virgo, it's like it puts on these microscopic love goggles. This celestial spectacle urges us to sift through the particles of our relationships, weighing every pro and con on an atomic scale. If you've been ignoring any glaring red flags in your love life, now's the time they'll get magnified. And if you're single, don't be surprised if you find yourself more attracted to the office printer than any potential suitors. But here's the kicker: this doesn't mean you should go around nitpicking your partner's every move. It's not about turning into a relationship detective, but rather using this planetary shift for some constructive dialogue. Remember, nobody likes a cosmic buzzkill. Despite all the talk of analysis and scrutiny, Venus in Virgo isn't as clinical as it sounds. It's still a passionate transit. Think of it as a hipster coffee shop date—maybe a little reserved, definitely particular, but still oozing with understated sensuality. After all, Virgo is an earth sign, deeply connected with the sensual pleasures of life, be it food, art, nature, or...ahem...extracurricular activities. So, as Venus moonwalks from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours, remember to keep your heart and mind open, but also be discerning. And for heaven's sake, don't let a little gluten spoil the fun! Until next time, keep looking up, my celestial friends. Remember: the cosmos has your back (and your heart). Peace out!
Mars
Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 22 Gem 50' 53", moving at 0.63 degrees per day, and is 220735900km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Gemini
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Buckle up your spaceship seatbelts and hold onto your telescopes, because Mars has just jetted into Gemini territory. That's right, folks, the fiery planet of action and desire is now in the constellation of the Twins. Now, y'all might be wondering, "What does this mean for me?" Well, let's break it down Flash Gordon-style. Imagine Mars as the action hero of our solar system, always raring to go on a new adventure. And Gemini? Well, they're like the quirky sidekick with an endless bag of tricks and a curiosity that knows no bounds. So, when these two team up, you can expect nothing less than an intergalactic roller coaster ride! With Mars in Gemini, it’s like we've been given a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory - there's so much to see, do, learn, and explore that we can't help but jump from one thing to the next. We're like kids in a candy store, or rather, nerds in a comic book convention. The challenge here, my friends, is not to get lost in the labyrinth of possibilities. Remember, even a time-traveling DeLorean needs a map to reach its destination. But hey, don't fret if Plan A goes awry – in true Gemini style, we've got backup plans B, C, and D ready to roll out in no time. Versatility is the name of the game, and we're playing to win. Now, let’s talk about love, baby. While Mars is in Gemini, the brain becomes the ultimate aphrodisiac. The way to someone's heart is through their mind - sparking intellectual conversations, sharing ideas, debating theories... it's all foreplay! So, whether you're wooing a Vulcan or a Wookie, remember: a great mind is a real turn-on. In conclusion, my star-gazing friends, Mars in Gemini is about embracing change, seeking knowledge, and valuing mental stimulation. It's about being quick on your feet, flexible with your plans, and open to new experiences. So, prepare for lift-off and let the cosmic winds guide you to uncharted territories. And remember, as Flash Gordon would say, "We only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!" Until next time, keep your telescopes pointed towards the stars and your minds open to the universe. Happy stargazing, space cadets!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 18 Gem 03' 38", moving at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 783136276km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
Jupiter in Gemini: The Cosmic Comedy Show
Alright, star gazers, buckle up. Jupiter's pulled into Gemini's driveway and it's not just for a quick cup of sugar. It's like the universe's version of an intellectual house party! You know, the kind where you end up debating quantum physics with a philosophy major dressed like Albert Einstein at 2 AM. That's the kind of party Jupiter and Gemini throw together.
Jupiter is the Professor Dumbledore of planets, always encouraging us to expand our minds, while Gemini, our cosmic chatterbox, is the kid in the front row with their hand perpetually raised. "What's this? What does it mean? Why is it like that?" Yes, Gemini, we get it, you're curious. But this combo can leave us feeling like we just ran a mental marathon… in moon boots... uphill.
But hey, it's not all cerebral sweat and tears. Gemini's diversity adds technicolor to Jupiter’s intellectual black and white TV. Suddenly, we're not just at a crossroads, we're at the center of a cosmic spaghetti junction, with paths, shortcuts, bridges, and even a wormhole or two. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but every page leads to more options.
And let's talk about the talk. Gemini is the social butterfly of the zodiac, flitting from one conversation to another. With Jupiter in town, everyone's got a dose of the cosmic giggles. Our witty repartee will be sharper than Sagittarius’s arrows, and we’ll find ourselves with more ideas than there are stars in the sky (okay, maybe not that many, but you get the idea).
While Jupiter is playing roommate with Gemini, expect to be busier than a Mars rover. We’ll be gobbling up information like a black hole, spitting out brilliant ideas like supernovae. The challenge will be to keep all those cosmic juggling balls in the air.
So, folks, as Jupiter swings through Gemini's starry neighborhood, remember to keep your mind as open as a satellite dish and as flexible as a space-time continuum. The floodgates of possibilities are about to unhinge. So whether you're pondering life's big questions or just deciding on pizza toppings, embrace the cosmic comedy that comes with this celestial transit. After all, we could all use a good
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 17 Pis 08' 58", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1300336463km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: E.T. Phone Home... Or Maybe Just Call Your Therapist
Alright, fellow stargazers, do you feel that? That's Saturn in Pisces and it's the perfect time to put on your space snorkel and dive deep into the nebula of your inner psyche. You know that crazy idea you've been toying with? The one about starting a unicorn grooming business or writing a memoir that details your love affair with pizza? Yeah, that one! Well, now's the time to stop daydreaming and start doing. Saturn, AKA the cosmic taskmaster, is teaming up with Pisces, the zodiac's dreamy fish, to give you a cosmic kick in the pants.
But beware, my celestial comrades, Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbow rocket rides and interstellar ice cream. Saturn is like that nosy landlord who always seems to show up unannounced. Sure, he might catch you dancing in your underwear to '80s synth pop, but he's also there to tell you to clean up your act. So, instead of slapping a "No Alien Lifeforms Allowed" sign on your door, open it up and let Saturn in. His advice might be as welcomed as a black hole at a spaceship party, but trust me, it's worth listening to.
Now, with all this intergalactic introspection going on, it's not surprising if you're feeling a little like a sleep-deprived astronaut floating aimlessly in the void. But don't despair! This is the perfect time to channel your inner Zen master. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, practice some deep space breathing techniques, or simply take an afternoon nap (just be sure to keep that dream journal handy!). And while you're at it, maybe hit the hay a bit early. You've got a universe inside you to explore and trust me, it's way more exciting than the latest episode of "Keeping Up with the Klingons".
So, in conclusion, embrace the lessons that Saturn in Pisces has to deliver. They may seem as foreign as a Martian language at first, but with some patience and open-mindedness, you'll soon be navigating your own personal cosmos like a seasoned space captain. And who knows, you might even decide to finally open that unicorn grooming business after all!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 27 Tau 13' 37", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2912990086km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Cosmic Ride on the Bull
Alright, cosmic voyagers, brace yourselves! Uranus has swaggered into Taurus and let me tell you, this is like inviting a quantum physicist to a medieval joust. You just know it's going to get interesting!
Taurus, a zodiac sign slower than a dial-up connection in the '90s, prefers things steady and unchanging. Like binge-watching an entire series without a single plot twist or cliffhanger. But then along comes Uranus, the celestial equivalent of a software update right in the middle of your favorite game. It's disruptive, sure, but also necessary for leveling up!
Picture this: Uranus is the Spock of our solar system—logical, unemotional, and always ready to challenge the status quo. And Taurus? It's more of a Captain Kirk—passionate, loyal, and a bit stuck in its ways. This union is bound to create some Star Trek-level drama, folks!
And where does this drama unfold? In the realm of money—Taurus' favorite playground. With Uranus in Taurus for the next seven years, we're in for some revolutionary changes. Imagine cryptocurrency becoming as commonplace as ordering pizza online, banks turning into digital dinosaurs, and the housing and stock markets doing the cha-cha on a rollercoaster. Exciting or terrifying? You decide!
On a personal level, this transit is like that one episode where the crew realizes they’re trapped inside the Holodeck. We need to break free from the clutches of materialistic Borgs—debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages—and redefine our relationship with money. Resistance is futile! Uranus is here to liberate us, and even the most stubborn among us (yes, Taurus, I'm looking at you) can't stop this cosmic transformation.
So buckle up, space cadets! This is one interstellar ride that promises to shake us out of our comfort zones and lead us towards greater stability. By the time Uranus packs up and warps out of Taurus, we might just thank it for the upgrade! Beam me up, Uranus!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 14' 43", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4338149616km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, gather round stargazers and let me tell you a little something about our buddy Neptune who is currently sashaying its way through Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Who cares? I mean, Neptune is like 4.3 billion kilometers away, why should I give a darn?" Well, my friend, just like how we love that Wi-Fi signal from our neighbor's router, even though it's not in our living room, celestial bodies affect us from afar too! Now, Neptune in Pisces is like having a hot cup of cosmic tea, brewed with a healthy dose of emotion, a sprinkle of spirit, and a pinch of unity. Suddenly, you see the world from a new perspective, like when you finally clean your glasses after weeks of ignoring the smudges. Petty differences? Pfft, they vanish faster than my motivation to do laundry on Sundays. This combo calls for us to dig deep and figure out what we bring to the cosmic table. Maybe you're good at making people laugh, or maybe you can cook up a storm, or perhaps you're just really good at finding the best Netflix series before anyone else. Whatever it is, we all have something to contribute. This period is also the perfect time to explore your spiritual side. No, I'm not suggesting you start levitating or talking to your houseplants (unless that's your thing, then go for it). But it could be as simple as dedicating a quiet corner of your room for meditation, or really diving into that yoga practice you've been thinking about. The energy of Neptune in Pisces nudges us to share these ideas with the world. And remember, like a reliable Wi-Fi connection, Neptune's got your back during this process. So, whether you're sharing a newfound recipe, a hilarious joke, or your top pick for a binge-watch, know that Neptune is cheering you on from a mere 4.3 billion kilometers away!
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 09' 30", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5118876555km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Alright, my cosmic crew, grab your telescopes and don those space onesies because we're venturing deep, deep into the cosmos today. We're talking Pluto-in-Aquarius deep! Now, you might be thinking, "Pluto? Isn't that the little runt they kicked out of the planet club?" Well, yes, but no. Despite its reputation for being the solar system's underdog, Pluto is a heavy hitter in astrology. It's the planet equivalent of that quiet nerdy kid in school who one day becomes a billionaire tech mogul. It's all about transformation, baby! You see, when Pluto waltzes its way into Aquarius, it's like the universe is putting on its favorite pair of dancing shoes and cranking up the volume on the cosmic jukebox. It's not just a shuffle or a two-step; it's a full-on, disco-ball-spinning, boogie-down-the-aisles kind of dance. Now, Aquarius. Ah, the water bearer. The zodiac's resident mad scientist, humanitarian, and technological whizz. When Pluto takes a vacation in Aquarius, we're not just talking about a slight change in your morning coffee order. No, this is more like swapping your regular java for an alien beverage that gives you the ability to see sound and taste colors! What does this mean for us earthlings? Well, imagine worldwide shifts in science, technology, and even space travel. Picture profound evolutions in civil rights and humanitarianism, where kindness is the new currency and empathy is as essential as air. Basically, it's like all the world leaders got together for a group hug and decided to play nice for a change. In our personal lives, Pluto in Aquarius is like that annoying gym instructor who keeps yelling, "Feel the burn!" It's urging us to transform, to rethink who we are and where we fit in this vast cosmic puzzle. It's not enough to just consider what's best for us anymore. The universe is nudging us rather forcefully to start thinking about what's best for everyone. So, are you ready to answer the call? Or are you going to let the cosmic operator keep you on hold? Remember, the future is calling, and it doesn't like to be kept waiting!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.
Mercury
Mercury Sextile Mars
Lots of mental energy is available today. Planning, decision making, and taking action are the keywords. Communication is spotlighted. Start reading that new book, make that telephone call, run those needed errands. Mental energy combines well with physical energy.Your mind is very restless and you will never cease to learn. You are quick, practical, perceptive, brave and can easily detect the weaknesses of others. You are very creative and you can excel both in writing and in manual arts. You are very secure and firm in your decisions without being aggressive. Your mind never rests and it is important that you keep yourself active. You make an expressive and lively conversationalist, and you generally mean what you say and say what you mean. You have the ability to speak truths without coming across as too blunt or offensive. You often make the best decisions at the very last minute! You can be very productive when you’re focused, spending less time on work that others labor over. You often take “busy-ness” in stride. You are alert and aware, and can easily turn ideas into workable projects. Your communications are refreshingly direct and to the point, although not especially sympathetic.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Mars have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Mars: Sextiles – Tom Brokaw, Bill Clinton, David Spade, Edgar Cayce, Harry Hamlin; Trines – Shari Lewis, Joyce Brothers, Ray Davies, Henry Winkler, Sonny Bono, Beau Bridges, Stacy Keach, Cheiro, Sigmund Freud, Bill Cosby, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Billy Corgan, Ted Danson, Jay Leno.Venus
Venus Square Mars
Your involvement with the opposite sex today may not be as harmonious as you would like. There's just some sort of tension going on today between you and they. Take the time to give and take, to find some kind of balance. There may be some sort of love-hate emotion that is present today. It will pass, but as long as it seems to be present, just keep your cool and remember the Golden Rule. Focus on the needs of others today and forget your own needs. The problems today may come through your own selfishness, if you give in to it. Communicate. It might clear up any misunderstanding.Whether it’s an infatuation or a full-blown love affair, relationships get these people out of bed in the morning. They are passionate people who seem to need an active romantic and sexual life to drive them. Often, this area of life is somewhat challenging, especially in youth. As much as they want to be involved in a passionate affair, their timing can be off and/or it’s difficult to find a relationship that mirrors their strong desires and expectations. Especially when they are young, there can be a real awkwardness in their social skills–this may or may not be apparent to others, but these people most definitely feel it themselves.These people are highly creative and generally are driven to express that creativity. Their passion for romance is often channeled into their creative output. For example, challenges in relationships may be a large part of the drive behind their poetry, music, or other art.Love and hate are very much mixed together for people with Venus square or opposition Mars in their birth charts. They are prone to love-hate relationships with others, likely because their passions are such that the old saying “there’s a fine line between love and hate” rings especially true. Some level of competitiveness, anger, frustration, or angst is present in their romantic relationships. In some cases, abuse is present, either in the form of receiving or giving it. Although they are quick to anger, they are generally just as quick to forget about it.Interpretation sample from the Karmic Insight report — In this lifetime the erotic impulses of human love, desire, and sexual relationships are a highly charged focus of your attention. Expressing your sexual energies and personal magnetic attractiveness in ways that are loving and respectful or at least not harmful to yourself and others will be one of your issues. Dominating others through your sexuality or allowing yourself to be dominated in this way is also a theme. Dissonance or turbulence in intimate relationships, especially over differences in sexual drives or needs, must be handled with care. Expressing your passion in ways that are compatible with your own values and sense of beauty is the key here.On another level, balancing and integrating masculine and feminine energies within yourself is the challenge. Carrying or wearing watermelon tourmaline can be quite useful along these lines.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Mars: Squares – Woody Allen, Antonio Banderas, Tyra Banks, Linda Blair, Albert Camus, Geena Davis, Phil Donahue, Richard Dreyfuss, Jodie Foster, Stephen Foster, Patty Hearst, Audrey Hepburn, Katharine Hepburn, Jeremy Irons, Kevin Kline, D.H. Lawrence, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Bill Maher, Johnny Mathis, George Michael, John Travolta, Serena Williams, Venus Williams, Bruce Willis, Alicia Witt, William Butler Yeats Oppositions – Billy Corgan, John Bobbitt, Judd Hirsch, Naomi Judd, Jay Leno, Julianne Moore, Dwight Yoakam.Jupiter
