"Pluto Ditches Goat for Water Bearer! Capricorn Sobs as Aquarius Throws a Welcome Party!"
"Pluto's swinging from Aquarius to Capricorn: Hold onto your space hats, smegheads, cosmic chaos awaits!"
"Pluto's Cosmic Shuffle: From Capricorn to Aquarius, G'Kar Says 'Prepare for a Galactic Groove!'"