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Solar activity reached high levels. Regions 3811 (S11W50, Dsi/beta-gamma) and 3806 (S11, L=221) both contributed to the low level M-class activity. The largest flare was an M3.4/2n at 09/1708 UTC from Region 3806. No CME was observed with this event. Region 3806 also produced a long duration M1.0 flare at 09/0332 UTC with an associated CME off the W limb in SOHO/LASCO C2 imagery beginning at 09/0136 UTC. Analysis showed the CME to be a miss. Slight growth was observed in Regions 3814 (N16E12, Eho/beta-gamma), 3816 (S11W24, Cao/beta), and 3821 (N13W51, Dso/beta). New Region 3822 (N14E23, Dao/beta) was numbered this period.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were mildly enhanced. Total field increased from 7 nT to 12 nT while the Bz component was between +12/-8 nT. Solar wind speed ranged from ~320-425 km/s. Phi angle was mostly negative.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 40% chance of a moderate event, and a 15% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 06 degrees, 36' 31", at a velocity of 12.36 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. It is 394508.05 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:50:32, 2 Oct, 2024. The next full moon is at 11:27:54, 17 Oct, 2024.
The Sun
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 18 Vir 02' 29", and is 150634051km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 06 Sag 36' 31", and is 396020km away and approaching.
Mercury
Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 01 Vir 25' 09", moving at 1.49 degrees per day, and is 160226219km away and receding.
Alright, all you astrologically-attuned beings out there, get ready to clasp your hands and loosen your tongues because Mercury has slipped on its dancing shoes and is doing the cha-cha right into Virgo! This is like a cosmic version of Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory getting a PhD in 'How to Party'. Mercury, our planet of communication, has checked into the Virgo Inn for a short stay, and boy, is it going to get detailed up in here!
Imagine your mind as a hurricane of post-it notes, scribbled with everything from your grocery list to the height of Mount Everest (because, you never know when that might come up in a conversation, right?). Now picture Virgo entering the scene, like a boss, armed with a shredder, an organizer, and a cup of the strongest black coffee. Virgo is here to help you sort through the chaos, plucking out the unnecessary noise and leaving us with a crisp, clean, and concise mental space. It's like spring cleaning for your brain!
Productivity becomes our middle name during this transit. It’s akin to being gifted a shiny new robot assistant who can take all your wild, wandering thoughts and streamline them into a finely-tuned to-do list. We're talking about a time of great forward moonwalks here; no more running on the hamster wheel of dead-end ideas or conversational cul-de-sacs.
But remember, fellow star-gazers, with great power comes great responsibility. Yes, we're looking at you, Spiderman. During Mercury in Virgo, our inner critic may want to grab the megaphone and start shouting faults from the rooftops. But hold up! Let's not turn into the Simon Cowell of our social circles. It's important to remember the difference between being discerning and just plain rude. Be careful with your words, folks. We need to serve up our opinions like a gourmet meal, not a fast-food insult burger.
So, in the words of Spock, 'Live long and prosper' under this transit, and remember, Mercury in Virgo is about precision, not perfection!
Venus
Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 14 Lib 19' 30", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 220397415km away and approaching.
Alright folks, buckle up! Venus, our favorite cosmic lovebug, has just waltzed into the elegant ballroom of Libra. Now, before you start imagining a literal planet in a tuxedo (although that would be astronomically amazing), let me break it down for you.
Venus, being the diva of love and beauty, joining forces with Libra, the poster-child for balance and relationships, is like the Big Bang of cosmic matchmaking. It's the equivalent of you having your own personal Cupid for a while. Only instead of a baby with wings, you get a planet about 149,161,531.84 kilometers away... but who's counting, right?
While Venus is canoodling with Libra, we're all about peace, love, and understanding. It's less "Game of Thrones" drama and more "Pride and Prejudice" elegance. If your relationship usually feels like a punk rock concert, expect it to morph into a smooth jazz brunch. And if you're one of those people who thrive on conflict? Sorry, but your usual soap opera is on hiatus.
During this time, love isn't a tug of war; it's more of a synchronized swimming routine. We're talking equal effort, equal passion, and equal amounts of chocolate. If your relationship has been feeling more like a seesaw than a merry-go-round, this is the perfect time for a tune-up. Imagine Venus in Libra as your own cosmic relationship counselor, only without the hourly rates.
And let's not forget Venus and Libra's shared passion for aesthetics. This isn't just about love, folks. It's also about surrounding ourselves with beauty, inside and out. Consider this your green light to splurge on that new outfit or redecorate your living room. Just remember to keep it balanced - we don't want to end up on an episode of "Hoarders".
So, in a nutshell: Venus in Libra is your cosmic excuse to love fully, live harmoniously, and maybe buy that fancy lamp you've been eyeing. Take advantage of this celestial serenade while you can, and remember: the universe has got your back... and your heart.
Mars
Mars is in Cancer
Mars is prograde at 03 Can 15' 04", moving at 0.59 degrees per day, and is 205730961km away and approaching.
Gather 'round, cosmic comrades, for Mars is making a pit stop in the celestial Crab Shack of Cancer! *Cue dramatic space music* At a whopping 285,046,237.710341334km away, our fiery friend is really stretching its feelers into the watery world of Cancerian vibes. But fret not, dear stargazers, for this cosmic union is like a galactic potluck, blending the best of both worlds!
As Mars voyages through the sensitive seas of Cancer, we are graciously gifted with a cosmic combo of Martian initiative and Cancerian caretaking. You might feel like a celestial superhero, ready to preserve family values, honor the past, and use that futuristic jetpack to propel you gently into the days ahead.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Nerdy Astrologer, isn't Mars all about action, and Cancer more about chillin' in its cozy crab cave?" Well, my observant oracles, you're right! Mars may be toned down while cruising through Cancer, but it's still got those celestial get-up-and-go vibes. Channel that energy into some good ol' fashioned home improvement – just imagine, wielding your cosmic hammer and nails to create the ultimate intergalactic relaxation station!
But wait, there's more! Mars in Cancer also brings out the celestial mama bear in all of us. You may find yourself ready to defend your loved ones or fight for your domestic bliss with the ferocity of a supernova. This planetary pairing creates an intensely protective instinct that'd make even a Klingon warrior proud.
However, beware the dark side of this cosmic collaboration! Mars' journey through cautious Cancer can lead to some passive-aggressive tendencies. If your heart isn't in it, you might find yourself drifting through space without a clear course. Plus, actions taken under the influence of this celestial combo can sometimes be more reactive and oversensitive than purposeful. So, stargazers, be mindful of your cosmic compass and remember to navigate with love and intention.
As Mars prepares to blast off from Cancer into the roaring realm of Leo in the next 24 hours, take a moment to reflect on the lessons learned during this cosmic adventure. Embrace the Martian-Cancerian balance of passion and preservation, and boldly go where no astro-nerd has gone before!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 19 Gem 58' 45", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 744987185km away and approaching.
Alright, star gazers, buckle up. Jupiter's pulled into Gemini's driveway and it's not just for a quick cup of sugar. It's like the universe's version of an intellectual house party! You know, the kind where you end up debating quantum physics with a philosophy major dressed like Albert Einstein at 2 AM. That's the kind of party Jupiter and Gemini throw together.
Jupiter is the Professor Dumbledore of planets, always encouraging us to expand our minds, while Gemini, our cosmic chatterbox, is the kid in the front row with their hand perpetually raised. "What's this? What does it mean? Why is it like that?" Yes, Gemini, we get it, you're curious. But this combo can leave us feeling like we just ran a mental marathon… in moon boots... uphill.
But hey, it's not all cerebral sweat and tears. Gemini's diversity adds technicolor to Jupiter’s intellectual black and white TV. Suddenly, we're not just at a crossroads, we're at the center of a cosmic spaghetti junction, with paths, shortcuts, bridges, and even a wormhole or two. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but every page leads to more options.
And let's talk about the talk. Gemini is the social butterfly of the zodiac, flitting from one conversation to another. With Jupiter in town, everyone's got a dose of the cosmic giggles. Our witty repartee will be sharper than Sagittarius’s arrows, and we’ll find ourselves with more ideas than there are stars in the sky (okay, maybe not that many, but you get the idea).
While Jupiter is playing roommate with Gemini, expect to be busier than a Mars rover. We’ll be gobbling up information like a black hole, spitting out brilliant ideas like supernovae. The challenge will be to keep all those cosmic juggling balls in the air.
So, folks, as Jupiter swings through Gemini's starry neighborhood, remember to keep your mind as open as a satellite dish and as flexible as a space-time continuum. The floodgates of possibilities are about to unhinge. So whether you're pondering life's big questions or just deciding on pizza toppings, embrace the cosmic comedy that comes with this celestial transit. After all, we could all use a good
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 15 Pis 52' 07", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1295316556km away and receding.
Alright, fellow stargazers, do you feel that? That's Saturn in Pisces and it's the perfect time to put on your space snorkel and dive deep into the nebula of your inner psyche. You know that crazy idea you've been toying with? The one about starting a unicorn grooming business or writing a memoir that details your love affair with pizza? Yeah, that one! Well, now's the time to stop daydreaming and start doing. Saturn, AKA the cosmic taskmaster, is teaming up with Pisces, the zodiac's dreamy fish, to give you a cosmic kick in the pants.
But beware, my celestial comrades, Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbow rocket rides and interstellar ice cream. Saturn is like that nosy landlord who always seems to show up unannounced. Sure, he might catch you dancing in your underwear to '80s synth pop, but he's also there to tell you to clean up your act. So, instead of slapping a "No Alien Lifeforms Allowed" sign on your door, open it up and let Saturn in. His advice might be as welcomed as a black hole at a spaceship party, but trust me, it's worth listening to.
Now, with all this intergalactic introspection going on, it's not surprising if you're feeling a little like a sleep-deprived astronaut floating aimlessly in the void. But don't despair! This is the perfect time to channel your inner Zen master. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, practice some deep space breathing techniques, or simply take an afternoon nap (just be sure to keep that dream journal handy!). And while you're at it, maybe hit the hay a bit early. You've got a universe inside you to explore and trust me, it's way more exciting than the latest episode of "Keeping Up with the Klingons".
So, in conclusion, embrace the lessons that Saturn in Pisces has to deliver. They may seem as foreign as a Martian language at first, but with some patience and open-mindedness, you'll soon be navigating your own personal cosmos like a seasoned space captain. And who knows, you might even decide to finally open that unicorn grooming business after all!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 27 Tau 13' 31", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2871019369km away and approaching.
Alright, cosmic voyagers, brace yourselves! Uranus has swaggered into Taurus and let me tell you, this is like inviting a quantum physicist to a medieval joust. You just know it's going to get interesting!
Taurus, a zodiac sign slower than a dial-up connection in the '90s, prefers things steady and unchanging. Like binge-watching an entire series without a single plot twist or cliffhanger. But then along comes Uranus, the celestial equivalent of a software update right in the middle of your favorite game. It's disruptive, sure, but also necessary for leveling up!
Picture this: Uranus is the Spock of our solar system—logical, unemotional, and always ready to challenge the status quo. And Taurus? It's more of a Captain Kirk—passionate, loyal, and a bit stuck in its ways. This union is bound to create some Star Trek-level drama, folks!
And where does this drama unfold? In the realm of money—Taurus' favorite playground. With Uranus in Taurus for the next seven years, we're in for some revolutionary changes. Imagine cryptocurrency becoming as commonplace as ordering pizza online, banks turning into digital dinosaurs, and the housing and stock markets doing the cha-cha on a rollercoaster. Exciting or terrifying? You decide!
On a personal level, this transit is like that one episode where the crew realizes they’re trapped inside the Holodeck. We need to break free from the clutches of materialistic Borgs—debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages—and redefine our relationship with money. Resistance is futile! Uranus is here to liberate us, and even the most stubborn among us (yes, Taurus, I'm looking at you) can't stop this cosmic transformation.
So buckle up, space cadets! This is one interstellar ride that promises to shake us out of our comfort zones and lead us towards greater stability. By the time Uranus packs up and warps out of Taurus, we might just thank it for the upgrade! Beam me up, Uranus!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 28 Pis 48' 37", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4324526657km away and approaching.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 52' 21", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5148550163km away and receding.
The Sun
The Sun
Mercury