There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:
Hey there space cadets, brace yourselves... we're navigating through the cosmic traffic jam known as planetary retrograde.
Mercury is hanging out in Libra, which, if you ask me, is a bit like trying to have a serious diplomatic negotiation with a Wookiee. Good luck getting any straight answers out of that! So, if you're feeling a bit like you're stuck in the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive, don't panic! Stay cool under pressure, and remember, sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to, well... let the Wookiee win. #MercuryInLibra #DontPanic
Venus is currently chilling in Leo, strutting around like she's won the podrace. So, if you're suddenly feeling the urge to make grand gestures of love, just remember: no disintegrations. And don't get cocky. Confidence is great, but nobody likes a show-off... unless you're a smuggler making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. #VenusInLeo #NoDisintegrations
Mars is also in Libra, which is kind of like putting Darth Vader in charge of a peace summit. If things are feeling a bit tense, just remember: "I find your lack of faith disturbing". Keep the faith, folks! #MarsInLibra #KeepTheFaith
Jupiter is mooching about in Taurus, making us all feel like we've got the bounty of Jabba the Hutt. Just remember, folks: greed can lead to the Dark Side. So, be sure to share the wealth. #JupiterInTaurus #ShareTheWealth
Saturn in Pisces has us all feeling a little like we're walking on the Death Star. It might be a bit unsettling, but remember what Obi-Wan said: "Your focus determines your reality." So, keep those vibes positive, folks! #SaturnInPisces #PositiveVibes
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like an Ewok party! Expect the unexpected, and maybe take a moment to dance like nobody's watching. #UranusInTaurus #EwokParty
Neptune in Pisces is making us all feel a little dreamy, like Luke Skywalker staring out at
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