There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
Greetings, star children! I'm your friendly neighborhood astro-nerd, here to talk some cosmic jargon. We've got a planetary house party going on right now and you're invited! Let's get this Astro-Disco started, and remember - no one gets terminated! #AstroNerd #NoOneGetsTerminated
First up, we have Mercury in Libra. Imagine if The Terminator had a day job as a diplomat - that's Mercury in Libra for you. Expect to be communicating with the efficiency of a cyborg but with the charm of a debonair diplomat. #CyborgDiplomacy
Venus is chilling in Virgo, so think of this as your love life getting a system update from Skynet. No need to worry about rogue AI just yet - Venus has got your back, ensuring that love and relationships are analyzed with a precision that would make a T-800 proud. #LoveUpdate
Meanwhile, Mars in Scorpio is about as intense as a full-throttle motorcycle chase! Expect passions to run high, and you might find yourself ready to fight for the things you desire with the tenacity of a Terminator on a mission. #PassionChase
Jupiter lounging in Taurus is like if The Terminator decided to chill out and enjoy the finer things in life. It's time to expand your horizons, but with a laid-back, Taurus-style approach. Maybe take a slow-motion walk away from an explosion or two - metaphorically, of course. #ChillJupiter
Saturn’s hanging in Pisces, so it's all about learning those life lessons with the imagination of a dreamy Pisces. And like The Terminator, remember - "I'll be back." So, don’t worry if you don’t get it right the first time. #LifeLessons
Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, shaking things up like a Terminator in a china shop! Expect the unexpected and embrace any changes with the stoicism of our favorite cyborg. #UnexpectedTerminator
Neptune is still on vacation in Pisces, so your dreams might be as weird and wonderful as a sci-fi movie marathon. Embrace the strange and don't forget - "Hasta la vista, baby!" to anything that doesn't serve you anymore. #DreamyNeptune
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