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RETROGRADE REPORT for
9 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Universal Horoscope: Crazy Planetary Retrograde Edition!

Alright, Space Cadets! Buckle up, because we've got a solar system that's more confused than a cat in zero gravity. Our planetary buddies are throwing it in reverse and we're all along for the ride!

First off, Mercury and Venus are both hanging out in Sagittarius. So, if you're suddenly feeling the urge to debate the scientific inaccuracies of Star Wars and insist that Spock would totally win in a fight against Yoda - blame the twins! They're stirring up all kinds of philosophical and intellectual shenanigans.

Now, Mars is chilling in Capricorn, which means you might feel like organizing your comic book collection by title, date, AND author. Or maybe you're feeling a sudden urge to conquer the world. Either way, just remember: with great power comes great responsibility, folks!

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, probably munching on a cosmic donut or two. This might cause an inexplicable craving for comfort food and a desire to binge-watch "The Big Bang Theory". Not exactly a bad thing, right?

Saturn is in Pisces, so we might all be getting a little emotional about climate change or the extinction of the dodo. It's okay to shed a tear for our feathered, gone-but-not-forgotten friend.

Uranus is also in Taurus, which can only mean one thing: unexpected changes! Perhaps you'll invent a new kind of reusable straw, or discover a new species of moss. Who knows? The sky's the limit (or, in this case, it really isn't).

Neptune is hanging out in Pisces, doubling down on those feels. If you find yourself getting teary-eyed at a particularly beautiful sunset or the finale of "Doctor Who", just let it flow. It's all Neptune's doing.

Lastly, Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet (no offense, Eris), is in Capricorn. Expect some deep transformations — maybe you'll finally understand quantum physics or decide to go vegan. Just don't forget us little people when you're accepting your Nobel Prize!

Remember, whether you're an Aquarius or a Leo

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 18 degrees, 33' 59", at a velocity of 13.87 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.1 days old. It is 380188.63 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment was at nominal levels until ~08/1822 UTC when a small enhancement was noticed on the DSCOVR spacecraft. Total magnetic field strength went from averaging 3 nT to just under 10 nT, Bz saw a couple of minor southward deviations to around -5 nT, and solar wind speeds had a small bump from ~315 km/s to ~360 km/s. Phi angle remained in a positive orientation throughout the period. All likely associated with the interaction of the anticipated CH HSS.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 13' 46"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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