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RETROGRADE REPORT for
23 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

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Greetings, cosmic voyagers! 🚀 Let's dive right into this tangled web of celestial shenanigans, shall we?

Mercury in Capricorn is like that one friend who's super organized and always has a plan. It's great when you're trying to coordinate a group trip to the movies but not so much when you're just trying to chill and watch Netflix. #MercuryInCapricorn #ProfessionalBingeWatcher

Meanwhile, Venus in Sagittarius is that free-spirited hippie that makes you question your life choices. Why are you working a 9-to-5 when you could be backpacking through Europe, right? But hey, someone's got to keep the lights on. #VenusInSagittarius #Wanderlust

Mars in Capricorn is basically your personal trainer, pushing you to hit those goals and exceed your limits. It's all about that hustle and grind, baby! But remember, even superheroes need to rest. #MarsInCapricorn #NoPainNoGain

Jupiter in Taurus is like that rich uncle who spoils you rotten. It's all about abundance, growth, and indulgence. Just make sure you don't go too overboard on the chocolate cake. A sugar rush followed by a crash is no fun. #JupiterInTaurus #SweetTooth

Saturn in Pisces is deep, bro. Like, contemplating the mysteries of the universe deep. If you find yourself getting lost in philosophical thought loops, blame it on Saturn. #SaturnInPisces #DeepThoughts

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up, causing some unexpected changes. It's like when the Doctor regenerates and you're not sure if you're ready for the new one yet. But hey, change is the only constant, right? #UranusInTaurus #ChangeIsGood

Neptune in Pisces is all about dreams, intuition, and spirituality. It's the perfect time for some introspection or, you know, to rewatch your favorite sci-fi series for the

The Moon
moon

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 04 degrees, 18' 09", at a velocity of 12.61 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. It is 391490.07 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 35% chance of a moderate event, and a 15% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 05' 44"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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