There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Report
Oh, hello there, cosmic comrades! I see Mercury, Venus, and Mars are having a celestial party in Capricorn. It's like a cosmic version of "The Big Bang Theory" sitcom, but instead of Sheldon, Leonard, and Penny, we have these three planetary nerds in the house! #RetrogradeRendezvous
Mercury in Capricorn is like Einstein attending a comic book convention. Our collective thoughts may be serious, but they're presented with an unexpected twist of humor. Keep your eyes peeled for sudden insights wearing Spock ears. #MercuryMindMeld
Venus in Capricorn, on the other hand, is like a romantic Star Trek episode where Spock falls in love... with logical reasoning. Expect your relationships to become as straightforward as a Vulcan's pick-up lines. #VenusVulcanVibes
Then we have Mars in Capricorn, which is like an intergalactic war game where everyone follows the rules. You may feel the urge to assert yourself but in a way that even Sheldon would deem rational. #MarsMeetsSheldon
Jupiter in Taurus is looking more like Jabba the Hutt sitting comfortably on his throne, reminding us to expand our horizons...and possibly our waistlines. Eat, drink and be merry - just remember to balance it with some Jedi training. #JupiterJediGym
Saturn in Pisces, meanwhile, is like Yoda meditating in a swamp, teaching us discipline through introspection. Listen to your inner Yoda, you must! #SaturnSwampWisdom
Uranus in Taurus brings a rebellious energy that is akin to a hobbit suddenly deciding to become an orc. Expect unexpected changes in your financial status, like finding bitcoins in your old LOTR DVDs. #UranusUnexpected
Neptune in Pisces is like Gandalf whispering mystical riddles in your dreams. Listen to your intuition, or you might miss the path to Mordor... I mean, enlightenment! #NeptuneNerdWisdom
Lastly, Pluto in Aquarius is like Darth Vader leading a rebellion against the Empire. It's all about transformation in the most unconventional ways. Embrace the Dark Side, but only if it
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