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RETROGRADE REPORT for
17 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Stellar Shenanigans: Your Astrological Forecast

Well, ain't this a cosmic hoedown! Looks like Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Pluto have decided to throw a celestial shindig in Aquarius. If you're feeling a bit more eccentric than usual, or an unusual hankering for experimenting with tofu hot dogs, don't be surprised. It's just the Universe stirring up some good old fashioned innovation.

Meanwhile, Jupiter is lounging over in Taurus like a gorram king, urging you to treat yourself to that extra slice of pie. But remember, moderation is key - unless we're talking about chocolate, then all bets are off.

Saturn and Neptune, the cosmic odd couple, are making waves in Pisces. You might find yourself daydreaming about quantum physics or pondering the mysteries of dark matter. Just remember to come up for air occasionally - and maybe explain string theory to the rest of us while you're at it.

And let's not forget Uranus, holding down the fort in Taurus. Expect some changes that move slower than a snail riding a turtle. But hey, even the tiniest shift can cause an earthquake, so keep those seismographs handy!

In the words of our beloved Captain Reynolds, "We're still flying." So hang onto your hats, folks, because it looks like we're in for one exciting, unpredictable ride through the cosmos!

#AquariusParty #JupiterPieLove #PiscesDreamscape #UranusQuake #StillFlying

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Gemini, at 05 degrees, 41' 50", at a velocity of 13.13 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. It is 379752.5 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters became mildly enhanced after 16/0905 UTC. Total field increased to 9 nT. Solar wind speed increased from 400 km/s to 455 km/s initially before decreasing to near 390 km/s. The Bz component ranged from +9 nT to -2 nT. Phi angle became variable after 16/1030 UTC.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aquarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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