There are no planets in retrograde!

Welcome to the Cosmic Rave

Alright, folks, gather around the cosmic campfire! We've got a planetary party happening in Aquarius. Mercury, Venus, Mars, and even Pluto have all RSVP'd 'Yes' to this celestial soirée. #AquariusIsTheNewBlack

Listen, I know the word 'retrograde' sends shivers down your spine like hearing 'pop quiz' in high school. But, don't panic yet! Let me break it down for you in a way that won't require a Ph.D. in Astrophysics.

Imagine you're at a party (the Aquarius one, remember?). You've been chatting up Mercury, Venus, and Mars, but then they start walking backwards. Weird, right? That's what we call 'retrograde'. It's not them saying 'Goodbye', more like 'Watch my cool moonwalk'. #MoonwalkersOfTheZodiac

Now, let's talk about Jupiter chilling in Taurus. It's the cosmic equivalent of the big guy at the barbecue, flipping burgers and enjoying the good life. Jupiter in Taurus is all about expansion and grounding yourself. So, time to get those hiking boots out and embrace the outdoors! #JupiterBurgerKing

Saturn is hanging out in Pisces, the dreamer of the zodiac. It's like putting your strict school principal in a Bob Ross painting class. Expect some reality checks but in the most whimsical way possible. #BobRossMeetsPrincipal

And Uranus in Taurus? Well, that's like a mad scientist at a farmers market. Expect some unexpected innovations in your practical life. Who knows? Maybe it's time for those self-watering plants or a robotic vacuum cleaner. #MadScientistGoesGreen

Neptune is also playing in Pisces' dreamy sandbox. This is a double dose of creativity, sensitivity, and intuition. It's like having Spielberg and Miyazaki co-direct your dreams. #DreamDirectors

So, there you have it, folks! Remember, the stars may guide us, but we

The moon is currently in Leo, at 08 degrees, 14' 47", at a velocity of 12.07 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. It is 400788.83 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The solar wind environment was mildly enhanced. Total field strength peaked at 9 nT and Bz deviated mostly northward throughout the day. Wind speeds increased from near 260 km/s to 350 km/s. Phi was positive.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.