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Your Planetary Retrograde Horoscope

Welcome, fellow celestial enthusiasts! Are you ready to peer through the vast cosmic kaleidoscope and decode the cryptic dance of the planets? It's like a celestial episode of The X Files, only this time, Mulder isn't here to insist that "the truth is out there." Because, in our case, it surely is. Up there. In the sky. #BelieveThat

Let's start with Mercury in Pisces. I don't know about you, but Mercury in Pisces feels like trying to solve a Rubik's cube underwater. You might feel your communication skills are slightly on the fritz. Emails get lost in spam, you forget where you put your phone…again. But hey, at least your dreams are more interesting than a Star Trek convention. #LiveLongAndDreamOn

Moving on to Venus and Mars in Aquarius. Venus in Aquarius is like being hit by Cupid's high-tech laser arrow -- it zaps you right in the feel-goods! And Mars? Well, Mars in Aquarius is like Spock doing space yoga - logical yet flexible, disciplined yet innovative. A good time to boldly go where no one has gone before in your personal and professional life. #SquadGoalsInSpace

Next up, we have the big guns: Jupiter in Taurus and Saturn in Pisces. Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic Santa Claus coming to town, bringing gifts of abundance and opportunities. Just make sure to not overindulge - remember, too much of anything can turn into Jabba the Hutt. Saturn in Pisces, on the other hand, is a gentle reminder that even amidst the chaos, there's always room for a moment of zen. #MindfulnessMatters

Finally, let's get into Uranus in Taurus, Neptune in Pisces, and Pluto in Aquarius. Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic wake-up call. It's like your alarm clock blasting "Eye of the Tiger" at 6 am. Neptune in Pisces, though, is here to add an extra dollop of dreaminess to your life. It's

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 13 degrees, 32' 07", at a velocity of 12.21 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.9 days old. It is 395347.43 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Solar wind parameters reflected mostly background conditions. Total field was 5 nT or less and the Bz component was generally in a neutral orientation. Solar wind speeds reached a peak of around 425 km/s early in the period before beginning a gradual decrease to around 375 km/s. The phi angle was predominately negative.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.