There are no planets in retrograde!

Your Star Trek-Inspired Horoscope!

Greetings, fellow celestial enthusiasts! Prepare yourselves for a journey through the cosmic neighborhood, where the planets have decided to play an interstellar version of musical chairs.

Mercury has dipped its toes in emotional Pisces and, like Spock experimenting with human emotions, things could get a bit... interesting. Expect communication to be as clear as the plot of a complex sci-fi novel. #MercuryInPisces #SpockFeels

Venus and Mars are having a joint party in cutting-edge Aquarius. The goddess of love and the god of war together? That's like Kirk and Klingons having a peaceful dinner. It's definitely not a boring time for relationships and passions! #VenusInAquarius #KirkAndKlingons

Jupiter, our beloved giant, is lounging in steady Taurus, adding a dash of pragmatism to our dreams. This is like when Scotty reminds the Captain that "ye cannae change the laws of physics!" #JupiterInTaurus #ScottyKnowsBest

Saturn is making waves in Pisces, which might be like Data trying to understand humor. It's an exercise in patience, but the rewards can be surprisingly profound. #SaturnInPisces #DataLaughs

Uranus, the planet of radical changes, is in Taurus, bringing unexpected fluctuations to our routines. It's like a Tribble invasion - utterly unpredictable and oddly endearing. #UranusInTaurus #TribbleTrouble

Neptune is also visiting Pisces, turning dreams into a swirling nebula of creativity. It's like exploring the boundaries of the Holodeck. #NeptuneInPisces #HolodeckDreams

Lastly, mysterious Pluto in Aquarius can bring about transformative ideas. It's like going through a worm

The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 18 degrees, 52' 52", at a velocity of 14.15 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.8 days old. It is 372353.88 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Solar wind parameters returned to near background levels. Total field strength averaged near 6 nT, Bz saw only minor southward deviations, and solar wind speeds were steady at around 400-450 km/s. The phi angle was in a mostly positive orientation.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.