There are no planets in retrograde!
Hey there, celestial aficionados! Fasten your seatbelts because we're about to embark on a cosmic joyride that's wilder than Snake Plissken's escape from New York. That's right, it's retrograde season and we're kicking things off with Mercury in Pisces!
#MercuryInPisces
Mercury is chilling out in Pisces, and if you've been feeling a bit fuzzy-brained, don't fret. It's just the universe's way of saying: "Dude, take a chill pill and let your thoughts flow." You'll be navigating your thoughts like a psychic GPS in no time.
#VenusInAquarius #MarsInAquarius
Meanwhile, Venus and Mars are having a party over in Aquarius. They're stirring up a cocktail of eccentricity and innovation that would make even the most seasoned mad scientist say: "Man, that's some potent stuff!" Love and passion are getting a funky twist, so hold on to your lab goggles!
#JupiterInTaurus
Over in Taurus, Jupiter is busy expanding our worldviews like a balloon at a science fair. Expect some big "Eureka!" moments and an urge to invest in Bitcoin. Or maybe just a really good taco. Who knows? Jupiter’s vibes are unpredictable!
#SaturnInPisces #NeptuneInPisces
Saturn and Neptune are joining forces in Pisces, turning dreams into reality like some sort of cosmic 3D printer. Buckle up for some profound spiritual revelations, and remember - just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not real. Unless it's Bigfoot. That guy's totally a myth.
#UranusInTaurus
Uranus is hanging out in Taurus, shaking things up like a bull in a china shop. Expect sudden changes and a newfound desire to buy organic. Uranus in Taurus is all about grounding ourselves in nature, as long as we can do it with WiFi.
#PlutoInAquarius
Finally, Pluto in Aquarius is here to remind us that change is the only constant in life. Embrace the chaos, my friends
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