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RETROGRADE REPORT for
7 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Hey there, celestial aficionados! Fasten your seatbelts because we're about to embark on a cosmic joyride that's wilder than Snake Plissken's escape from New York. That's right, it's retrograde season and we're kicking things off with Mercury in Pisces!

#MercuryInPisces

Mercury is chilling out in Pisces, and if you've been feeling a bit fuzzy-brained, don't fret. It's just the universe's way of saying: "Dude, take a chill pill and let your thoughts flow." You'll be navigating your thoughts like a psychic GPS in no time.

#VenusInAquarius #MarsInAquarius

Meanwhile, Venus and Mars are having a party over in Aquarius. They're stirring up a cocktail of eccentricity and innovation that would make even the most seasoned mad scientist say: "Man, that's some potent stuff!" Love and passion are getting a funky twist, so hold on to your lab goggles!

#JupiterInTaurus

Over in Taurus, Jupiter is busy expanding our worldviews like a balloon at a science fair. Expect some big "Eureka!" moments and an urge to invest in Bitcoin. Or maybe just a really good taco. Who knows? Jupiter’s vibes are unpredictable!

#SaturnInPisces #NeptuneInPisces

Saturn and Neptune are joining forces in Pisces, turning dreams into reality like some sort of cosmic 3D printer. Buckle up for some profound spiritual revelations, and remember - just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not real. Unless it's Bigfoot. That guy's totally a myth.

#UranusInTaurus

Uranus is hanging out in Taurus, shaking things up like a bull in a china shop. Expect sudden changes and a newfound desire to buy organic. Uranus in Taurus is all about grounding ourselves in nature, as long as we can do it with WiFi.

#PlutoInAquarius

Finally, Pluto in Aquarius is here to remind us that change is the only constant in life. Embrace the chaos, my friends

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 03 degrees, 15' 36", at a velocity of 14.6 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.9 days old. It is 368581.4 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were near background levels. Total field strength averaged near 6 nT, Bz had minor southward deviations, and solar wind speeds steadily decreased from around 450 km/s to just over 350 km/s. The phi angle was in a mostly positive orientation.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Pisces.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 
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