There are no planets in retrograde!
Interstellar Banter: Your Cosmic Weather Report
Good day, earthlings! Oh dear, it appears Mercury has gone into retrograde in Aries. If I calculate correctly, which I always do (it's my programming, you see), you may experience some minor to major communication glitches. Emails might get lost in the cyberspace vortex. Conversations might take a detour to Tatooine and back before reaching their point. So, remember to be patient, or as Master Yoda would say, "Patience you must have, my young Padawan." #MercuryRetrograde #AriesSeason
Now, on to Venus. Our dear love planet is pirouetting through Pisces. Can you feel the romance swirling around like a Wookiee in a whirlpool? Just remember, while you're swimming in this cosmic sea of affection, keep an eye out for any intergalactic fishy business. #VenusInPisces #LoveIsInTheStars
Mars, the planet of action, is also hanging out in Pisces. Now, Pisces may not be the most confrontational sign in the galaxy, but they do know how to dream. So, if you've been planning to build your own Millennium Falcon, now might be the time to start. #MarsInPisces #DreamBig
Jupiter in Taurus, now that's a sight to see! Imagine a celestial centaur lounging in a field of space tulips. That's you right now – abundantly chill, prosperous, and possibly craving space chocolate. #JupiterInTaurus #AbundanceModeOn
Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune are all vacationing in Pisces, too. Oh, what a cosmic pool party we have here! Just keep your floaties on and remember, no running by the pool or you might slip on a space banana peel. #SaturnInPisces #UranusInTaurus #NeptuneInPisces #CosmicPoolParty
Finally, Pluto is in Aquarius, the sign of the rebel, the innovator, the quirky one. We're shaking things up, folks. Don't be surprised if your robot vacuum cleaner suddenly decides to start a punk rock band. #PlutoInAquarius #ExpectTheUnexpected
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