There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Galactic Giggles: Your Nerdy, Whimsical Astrological Update
Greetings, intergalactic comrades! Let's talk planetary hokey pokey - you know, when they put their left foot in, take their left foot out, do the cha-cha slide across the solar system and then turn themselves about. That's what it's all about! 🪐💃🕺
Mercury, that cheeky chappie, has set up camp in Aries, which, judging by his speed, he's obviously mistaken for a cosmic race track. Buckle up, folks! Expect fast, fiery conversations that could ignite at any moment. Now's the time for quick thinking and even quicker talking. #MercurialSpeedster
The goddess of love, Venus, is also vacationing in Aries. She's swapping her traditional love ballads for some head banging rock 'n' roll. It's all about passionate pursuits and audacious attractions now, my friends. So, turn up the volume and dance like nobody's watching! #RockstarVenus
Mars, the god of war and our favorite red planet, has gone off to chill in Pisces. This warrior's on a spiritual retreat, trading his battle armor for yoga pants and embracing his inner hippie. It's all about peace, love, and understanding, man. #ZenMars
Jupiter is living it large in Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of indulging in a gourmet feast with all the trimmings. It's a time for growth, abundance, and possibly a few extra pounds. Don't worry, your soul doesn't have a weight limit. #JupiterGains
Saturn, the taskmaster of the cosmos, is also hanging out in Pisces. He's swapped his usual stern demeanor for a more laid-back approach. Expect life lessons delivered with a gentle, spiritual touch. It's like having Yoda as your life coach. #SaturnGoesSoft
Uranus has moved into Taurus, which is kind of like having an eccentric inventor take over a traditional family farm. Expect some radical changes when it comes to resources and values. Don't be surprised if you find yourself pondering the merits of money trees. #UranusUpgrades
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