"Exterminate Your Capricorn Blues! The Sun is Ascending into Aquarius - Prepare for Galactic Enlightenment, or Else!"
"Galactic Shift Alert: Sun Packs up Sagittarius Bow and Arrow, Swaps for Capricorn's Business Suit!"
"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"
"Sun Ditches the Lion for the Virgin: A Galactic Shift from Leo to Virgo Faster Than Boba Fett Can Say 'Bounty Hunter'"
"Sun Ditches Twins for Crustacean Cuddles: Gemini's Loss is Cancer's Galactic Gain, says Q from Star Trek!"