Virgo Report

"Great Scott! Virgo, Get Ready to Flux Capacitor Your Life into Overdrive This Month!"

The next Virgo will start in 229 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 21 days, at Sunday, 28 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 201 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 211 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Alright, Virgos! Gather round, grab a cup of your favorite herbal tea, and let's get to business. The cosmic cogs have turned and the universe is whispering its celestial secrets. As the Waning Crescent moon is 25.1 days old, it's time to tune in to your inner wifi and download some cosmic updates. Now, like a well-known politician, let me try to simplify this complex astronomical phenomenon. Imagine the moon is like a giant cosmic cookie. It's been nibbled at for 25.1 days and we're left with just a sliver, a crescent. But fear not, my Virgo friends! The missing parts haven't been whisked away by intergalactic cookie monsters. They're merely hiding behind the mysterious curtain of the cosmos, and guess what? In no time (precisely at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024), they'll be back in full view, like a politician's promises pre-elections. During this period, it's a fantastic time to lean into your typical Virgo traits. You know, being meticulous, analytical, and methodical. Make a list of projects you want to tackle or resolutions you've been neglecting. Organize your sock drawer or alphabetize your spice rack. Trust me, it'll make you feel a whole lot better. And remember, folks, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust cruising on a big blue marble. So let's make the most of it and track the moon, not because it will drastically change your life, but because it's a gentle reminder that we're all part of something bigger, something beautifully infinite. Stay groovy, Virgos! #CosmicCookie #StardustVibes #NerdyAstrologer #HippieScience #VirgoVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.01.2024 07:52:01 (vir-07-01-2024)