Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Your Stars are Aligning like Tetris Blocks on a Caffeine Binge!"

The next Virgo will start in 197 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 16 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 169 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 179 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello there, my splendid Virgo star gazers! I hope you're in the mood for a bit of cosmic whimsy, because the universe has sent me some seriously nerdy vibes today. So, let's get this lunar party started. The moon is on the wane, like a slice of cosmic cheese nibbled almost to the rind. She's 27.6 days old, which in lunar years is... well, she doesn't like to discuss her age. But let's just say she's seen a few things, and she's not afraid to spill the stardust on your upcoming adventures. Now then, the next full moon is at 12:31:19 on the 24th of February 2024. Mark that date, because it's going to be a blinder. I'm seeing visions of cosmic conundrums, timey-wimey stuff, and maybe even a parallel universe or two. So, make sure your sonic screwdriver is fully charged and ready to go! But fear not, my Virgo voyagers. You are a sign known for your practicality, attention to detail, and ability to keep calm when the TARDIS goes off course (which is more often than I'd like to admit). This month, use those skills to navigate the twists and turns of life's labyrinth. Remember, as every Whovian knows, sometimes the wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff is where the real magic happens. In the meantime, keep your feet on the ground, your head in the stars, and your heart in the infinite expanse of the cosmos. And if you see any Daleks, tell them I said, "Hello, Sweetie." Hashtags for your interstellar journey: #VirgoVoyager #WibblyWobblyTimeyWimey #CosmicCheese #HelloSweetie #NerdyVibes. Remember, my star-struck Virgos, the universe is big, it's vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. May you find your miracles this month.

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.02.2024 07:52:02 (vir-08-02-2024)