Virgo Report

"Virgo, Engage Warp Speed to Organizational Bliss: Your Star-dusted Desk Drawer is Calling!"

The next Virgo will start in 167 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 13 days, at Friday, 22 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 139 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 149 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings Virgo, my meticulous, earthy friend! The new moon is now 28.3 days old. It's in that awkward tween stage; not quite new, but not yet full. Kind of like you when you're halfway through organizing your sock drawer by color, material, and level of comfort. The next full moon is scheduled (in celestial Google Calendar) for 7:01:37, March 25, 2024. Mark that down, Virgo, because it might be the only thing more punctual than you. And we all know how you love your schedules! During this time, you may find yourself drawn towards ordering takeout from that new fusion restaurant down the street. You'll spend a good 30 minutes analyzing the menu before settling on the most balanced dish. And by balanced, I mean equal parts protein, veggies, and quirkiness... because let's face it, you're a bit of a culinary Fox Mulder yourself, aren't you? This phase is also perfect for solving puzzles, be they Sudoku, crosswords, or figuring out how your houseplants keep dying despite your meticulous care. Maybe it’s time to consider that they might be alien life forms with different photosynthetic requirements? Just a thought. Watch out for Mercury trying to retrograde into your DMs, stirring up communication mishaps. Remember, typos are no joke to a Virgo. They're like the 'I want to believe' poster, but for grammar. So embrace the chaos, Virgo. Straighten those crooked paintings, alphabetize your spice rack, and remember, the truth (and your perfect to-do list) is out there. #VirgoVibes #CelestialScheduling #GourmetMulder #TruthIsInTheToDoList #MoonAged28AndABit

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.03.2024 07:52:01 (vir-09-03-2024)