"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get More Complicated Than a Quantum Physics Equation on a TARDIS Dashboard!"
The next Virgo will start in 258 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024
The Moon moves to Virgo in 23 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Virgo in 230 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024
Venus moves to Virgo in 240 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
"Listen up, Virgo, this is your horoscope, coming at you faster than a cyborg from the future with a case of anger issues.
Your planetary governor, Mercury, is doing the cosmic equivalent of bench presses right now. It’s saying, 'I'll be back' to any challenges and obstacles. But remember, you’re not an emotionless killing machine (even though sometimes you feel like one before your morning coffee). Instead, you're known for your attention to detail, your precision, your analytical prowess. You're more like a Terminator with a PhD in Astrophysics.
The waning crescent moon, currently 25.9 days old, is slowly fading away, just like your patience with people who can't match your intellectual prowess. It's like trying to explain quantum physics to a toaster. But don't worry, your time to shine will come again - just like the next full moon at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
In the meantime, use this period to recharge your batteries (or, if you're a true Terminator, your nuclear power cell). Reflect on your goals, organize your plans, ensure your aims are as precise as a T-800’s targeting system.
You see, Virgo, even though life sometimes feels like a dystopian sci-fi movie, remember, the future isn't set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. So get out there and seize the day... or in your case, analyze it, plan it, and then seize it in the most efficient way possible!
Stay strong, stay nerdy, and remember, 'Hasta la vista, baby!' #VirgoVibes #CyberneticOrganismLivingTissueOverMetalEndoskeleton #AstroNerd"
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-09-12-2023)
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