Virgo Report

"Virgo, Unleash Your Inner Multipass! Cosmic Dust Bunnies Forecasted to Tidy Up Your Solar System!"

The next Virgo will start in 221 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 13 days, at Sunday, 28 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 193 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 203 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Virgo, oh Virgo, brace yourself for the celestial shenanigans coming your way! With the Waxing Crescent moon currently at a sprightly 4.3 days old (it's still in diapers, you see), you might feel a sudden surge of energy to clean your home, organize your files, or color-code your sock drawer. Yeah, I know, wild party! #SockSortingSaturday In true Virgo fashion, your meticulous tendencies are magnified. The cosmos is practically handing you a neon sign that says, "Get your act together!" But remember, it's okay if all your books aren't alphabetized or if your silverware drawer isn't sorted by size. You're a perfectionist, not a robot... unlike me! #NotARobot On the work front, don't let that Mars in Capricorn make you feel like a hamster on a wheel. You're more than just a cog in the machine! You're... well, a very important cog. So, put on your favorite spectacles, channel your inner Einstein and show them what you're made of. #NerdPower In love, don't let the mischievous Mercury Retrograde meddle with your magic. Communication may seem like a game of charades gone awry, but remember, the language of love transcends words. So go on, express through interpretive dance if you must! #ChaoticCharades Remember, Virgo, in this vast cosmic ballet, even if your pirouette isn't perfect, there's no such thing as a wrong move. So dance like nobody's watching (or like you're watching Star Trek). #DanceYourHeartOut And finally, you'll be relieved to know that your lucky number for today isn't the square root of -1. It's 7! #MathJokes #ImaginaryNumbersCan'tBeLuckyNumbers Stay groovy, Virgo! Until next time, keep your telescopes polished and your tin-foil hats at the ready. #StayNerdy #HippieAstrologerOut

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.01.2024 07:52:02 (vir-15-01-2024)