Virgo Report

"Virgo, Buckle Up Kid: Your Stars are Doing the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs!"

The next Virgo will start in 188 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 7 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 160 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 170 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright, Virgo, buckle up! Your inner nerd is about to take a joyride through the cosmos. With the First Quarter moon sitting at a ripe and ready 8.1 days old, things are looking more exciting than a Star Trek marathon on a Saturday night. You might have started this lunar cycle feeling as organized as a Dewey decimal system, but don't be surprised if your schedule starts to resemble an unsolved Rubik's cube. After all, Mercury is in retrograde and we all know he's the planetary equivalent of a mischievous gremlin tinkering with your space-time continuum. In the world of love, Venus is giving you a wink and a nod. So put down that quantum physics journal and make a move! Remember, even if you're more comfortable with equations than emotions, love is not rocket science. Well, unless you count the chemical reactions, but that's another story... In terms of health and wellness, Jupiter is encouraging you to swap the microscope for a yoga mat. You might feel like a constipated elephant trying to do the downward dog at first, but trust me, a little stretching will do wonders, even if it doesn't help you reach light speed. So, dear Virgo, embrace the chaos, solve the puzzle of love, and remember to stretch both body and mind. You got this! #VirgoVibes #NerdyAstrology #FirstQuarterMoonMadness #MercuryIsMessingWithMe #VenusInMyCorner #ElephantYoga #StargateStyleHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-17-02-2024)