Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Time to Organize Your Life, Or Skynet Will!"

The next Virgo will start in 187 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 6 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 159 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 169 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 9.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, my Virgo voyagers! Today, we’re on a cosmic roller-coaster ride that makes even Flash Gordon's intergalactic escapades look like a leisurely Sunday drive. So, buckle up! The First Quarter moon is now 9.1 days old, and oh boy, this celestial cheese wheel isn't messing around. It's like it's gone through its rebellious teenager phase overnight, blasting Green Day’s ‘Wake me up when September ends’ loud enough for the entire Milky Way to hear. This week, Virgos, you're going to feel as if you've been teleported onto Mongo, Flash Gordon’s favorite vacation spot. And just like our space hero, you’ll be zipping through the galaxy faster than you can say ‘Zarkov’s Rocketship.’ But remember, you're not just any ordinary earthling; you're a Virgo, the zodiac's resident problem-solver. So, whether it's Ming the Merciless trying to take over your world or a toaster refusing to toast your bread evenly, you've got this! Through the lens of the First Quarter moon, your life may seem as chaotic as a multi-dimensional space warp right now. But fret not, space cadets. Just as Flash wouldn't leave Dale Arden in a lurch, the universe won't abandon you. Now, as per the mandatory nerd-astrologer law, here are a few hashtags: #VirgoVoyage #FlashGordonFantasia #FirstQuarterMoonFrenzy #AstroNerdsUnite Remember, Virgo - you're in control of the rocket ship. So, set your phasers to fun and blast off into the unknown with confidence. After all, in the immortal words of Flash himself, "We only have 14 hours to save the Earth!" But who's counting?

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-18-02-2024)