Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Mercury's in Retrograde and So Are Your Socks: Time to Untangle Life (and Laundry)!"

The next Virgo will start in 330 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 13 days, at Wednesday, 11 October, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 11 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey, there, Virgo! Ellen Ripley, at your cosmic service. Let's see what the universe has in store for you! First up, Mercury is vacationing in your sign right now. Think of it as that highly intelligent but slightly annoying cousin who's come to stay. You know, the one who rearranges your DVD collection alphabetically and insists on adding seasoning to your perfectly cooked meals? Yeah, that one. But don't stress out, Virgo! Mercury being in your sign can actually be a good thing. It means your communication skills are going to be as sharp as Ripley's wit when she's facing off against extraterrestrials. You'll be able to express yourself clearly and effectively, whether you're negotiating peace treaties with aliens or just trying to convince your cat not to knock over that glass of water... again. Then there's the matter of the Full Moon, currently sitting pretty at 13.5 days old. That's like, teenager level in moon years, and we all know how fun those years were (insert eye roll here). This might bring out some emotions you haven't felt since your high school crush passed you a cryptic note in algebra class. Fear not, though! These feelings are just part of the cosmic journey and will help you grow, just like that weird mold in your fridge. So, to sum up, this week is all about communication and dealing with some emotional turbulence. Just remember, if Ripley can handle a Xenomorph, you can handle a little planetary alignment. #AstrologyWithATwist #VirgoVibes #MercuryInVirgo #FullMoonFever #JustAlienThings

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-28-09-2023)