Virgo Report

"Virgo, You're Not Just Organized, Your Life is a Spreadsheet! Planetary Alignment Predicts a Ctrl+Z Week Ahead!"

The next Virgo will start in 299 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 9 days, at Tuesday, 07 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 271 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus is currently in Virgo

The Full moon is currently 15.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello, Virgos! As I stare into the celestial soup, I see Venus has decided to shack up in your sign. Now, don't get any funny ideas, it isn't a romantic getaway. Venus is more like that cousin who crashes on your sofa and eats all your cereal. Still, she's got some charm and beauty to spice up your life. With the Moon 15.3 days old, it's going through its rebellious teen phase, blasting cosmic rock music and slamming celestial doors. Thankfully, it's not in your sign, so you won't have to deal with its lunar angst. This week, Virgo, you're like a freshly opened pack of biros - ready for action, precision, and a little bit of ink spillage. But remember, even a biro can run out of ink. Don't push yourself too hard or you'll end up in the stationery cupboard of despair. In the realm of love, try not to be as picky as a first-time homeowner on House Hunters. Perfection is a myth, like the Tooth Fairy or the idea that I'll ever understand quantum physics. However, with Venus in your corner, your charisma levels are likely skyrocketing. So, put on your best smile (and maybe a spritz of Febreze) and go charm the pants off someone... metaphorically speaking, of course. #VirgoVibes #VenusInVirgo #FullMoonFrenzy #BiroLife #HouseHuntersRomance

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.10.2023 07:52:01 (vir-29-10-2023)