Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Mercury Retrogrades in Denim: Time to Re-evaluate Your Laundry Habits, Not Just Your Life Choices!"

The next Virgo will start in 268 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 5 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 240 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 250 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey, Virgo! What's up, or should I say what's down, given the whole space-time continuum thing? The Waning Gibbous moon is around 16.7 days old, kinda like that blue milk in your fridge you're ignoring. Seriously, don't drink it. It's not going to give you Jedi powers. Just a bad case of indigestion. Now, onto your horoscope. Are you feeling a bit like a droid without his charging port lately? That's because you've been overworking yourself, dear Virgo. It's time to unplug from the Death Star of stress and work-life imbalance. I know, I know, you're as diligent as a Stormtrooper missing his shots, but even you need a break. Luck is with you this week, much like the Force was with me when I told Han Solo, "I love you," and he replied, "I know." So, don't be afraid to take risks, especially in love. You might just find your very own scruffy-looking nerf herder. Or, at least, someone who doesn't mind your obsession with Ewoks. Remember, Virgo, balance is the key. Find time for work, play, and some galactic adventures. And hey, if all else fails, just remember: This isn't Alderaan. Your world isn't going to explode (hopefully). #VirgoVibes #WaningGibbousWisdom #StarWarsAstrology #TheForceIsWithYou #ButReallyTakeOutThatBlueMilk

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.11.2023 07:52:01 (vir-29-11-2023)