Pisces Report

"Pisces, Set Phasers to 'Chill': A Highly Illogical Week of Relaxation and Emotional Understanding Approaches"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, your Stars are Saying 'Hasta La Vista' to Bad Vibes: Get Ready for an Astrological Reboot!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Galactic Traffic Jam in Retrograde Promises a Wild Ride!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Be Prepared: Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's Throwing More Curveballs than a Hyperactive Baseball Machine!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, brace for a cosmic ride! Even the TARDIS couldn't navigate this planetary loop-de-loop!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Season Alert: Perfect Balance Between Charm and Chaos, Like Juggling Tribbles While Solving Quantum Physics!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: You're Gonna Build a Wall... of Success! And Guess What? Mercury's going to pay for it!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip in the Stars May Result in Purring or Hissing - Planetary Alignment Says It's Time to Scratch that Cosmic Couch!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Shell Out Some Serious Love Vibes – The Stars Say It's Time for a Claw-some Adventure!"

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Gemini Report

"Mercury in Retrograde Says, 'Hold My Beer,' Gemini: Prepare for a Whirlwind of Cosmic Confusion and Accidental Pocket Dialing!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Brace Yourselves to Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before - The Wacky World of Uranus Retrograde!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Rams into Retrograde: Interstellar Shenanigans Ensue - Will it be a Cosmic Comedy or a Stellar Drama?"

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Venus is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Shift, Venus does! From Scorpio's shadows to Sagittarian light, she gallops. Hold onto your horoscopes, you must!"

ChipWitch Today for 29 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 29 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 29 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Reflection

Creating an artistic reflection, a Great Blue Heron skims its wings on a waterway at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida on Jan. 11, 2021. The cent...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Forecast: Prepare for an Invasion of Positive Vibes and Alien Opportunities!"

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Aquarius Report

"Calling all Aquarians: Buckle Up! The Stars Predict a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride of Awkward Social Encounters, Unexpected Serendipity, and Errant Socks!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Fire Up Your Jetpacks! You're About to Scale the Mountain of Success...Just Don't Forget Your Granola Bars!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Update: Galactic Centaur Slingshots through Cosmic Obstacle Course! Hold onto Your Quivers!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Get Ready to Terminate Bad Vibes: Your Astrological Forecast predicts a Cyborg Invasion of Luck!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Those Scales: Gandalf Says, 'You Shall Not Pass...Without Cleaning Your Room!'"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Season Alert: Even Your Spreadsheet Can't Organize this Cosmic Mayhem!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, the celestial lion, prepares to roar! Brace for cosmic cat hair in your future!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians! Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Crab Walk: Moon's Pulling a Fast One on You Again!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Double Trouble: Your Twin Might Just Be an Alien Impostor This Month!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Your Bullish Selves, Taurus: Cosmic Cattle Drive Ahead and It’s Not All about Hay and Happy Moos!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Gear Shift: Aries Rams Ahead, Leaving All Star Signs in Cosmic Dust!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Moody Moon Ditches Crabby Cancer for Lion-hearted Leo: Expect Dramatic Hair Flips and Sudden Urges to Roar!"

ChipWitch Today for 28 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 28 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 28 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Research Physical Scientist Tra-My Justine Richardson

"It takes a lot of courage to confront your fears and failures. Each and every time is really difficult, but you will feel really empowered. It’s a ve...

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Pisces Report

"Beep-boop! Pisces, prepare to swim through a galaxy of emotions, but remember - there's no crying in hyperspace!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quirky Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Tango with Saturn! The Planet is Not Actually Your Dance Partner but it Sure Feels Like It!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Unleashed: Time to Manifest Destiny or Just a Good Cup of Tea - Either Way, Don't Forget Your Towel!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Your Forecast, This Is: Heavy on Luck, Light on Pants, It May Be! Hmmmm!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Alert: Mars Takes a U-Turn, Expects You to do the Same! Brace Yourself for Cosmic Whiplash!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balancing Life, Love, and Laundry this Week - Just Like Dave Bowman, but with Less Killer Computers!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Spectacles! The Universe is About to Play Chess with Your Routine!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Season Incoming: Time to Roar, King of the Jungle...or Just Netflix and Roar!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Retrograde Mercury is About to Make Your Life Feel Like a Game of Pong...Only Less Predictable!"

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Gemini Report

"Prepare Yourselves, Geminis: Double Trouble Incoming! Even Darth Vader's Force Can't Balance Out Your Twin Energy!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Taurus: Brace for a week of cosmic bull in your china shop of life!"

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Aries Report

"Planets Align as Aries Embarks on Interstellar Joyride: Buckle Up for Some Serious Cosmic Shenanigans!"

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ChipWitch Today for 27 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 27 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 27 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Ringing in the Holidays

Seen here by Webb, ice giant Uranus is a dynamic world with rings, moons, storms, extreme seasons, and more. Webb’s sensitivity has even captured the ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, May the Fish Be With You: A Galactic Forecast for a Swimmingly Good Time!"

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Aquarius Report

"Make Aquarius Great Again: Unpredictable Uranus Promises Huge, Bigly Changes for Water Bearers!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, This Week, You'll Need More Than The Force To Tidy Up Your Love Life: It's High Time To Use A Lightsaber!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Meteors of Life and Maybe Alien Invasion! Your Luck's as Unpredictable as Cylon Love!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for Intergalactic Shenanigans as Mars Crashes Your Cosmic House Party!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balancing Act Goes Haywire! A Universe of Decisions Awaits... Choose Wisely, or Not - The Stars are Honestly Just Here for the Popcorn!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, brace yourself for Spock-level logic meets psychedelic Woodstock vibes this week!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Brace for Impact! Your Pride is About to Enter a Nebula of Cosmic Catnip!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare for the Stellar Hokey Pokey: Your Stars are Shaking it All About!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Dual Nature Might Just Split Your Pants This Month!"

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Taurus Report

"Hold Onto Your Horns, Taurus! Alien Invasion Unlikely, But Expect Some Cosmic Craziness!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, This Week: May the Force be With You, Unless it's a Full Moon... Then, Welcome to The Dark Side!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Brace Yourselves, Space Nerds! The Moon's Pulling a 'Doctor Who' - Regenerating from Gemini to Cancer!"

ChipWitch Today for 26 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 26 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 26 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Beware: Neptune's Retrograde Might Make You Feel Like You're Swimming in Galactic Jello!"

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Aquarius Report

"Alien Abduction or Just Another Monday? Aquarius, Your Cosmic Weather Report is Out of This World!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's Ringing and it Wants its Goat Back!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Make Sagittarius Great Again: Jupiter's Bigly Plan for Prosperity and Adventure!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio! Prepare to Warp Drive into Emotional Nebulas - Tractor Beam Engaged for Intense Introspection!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Get Ready to Balance the Scales of Your Love Life & Your WiFi Signal!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expecting Cleanliness in Your Love Life? The Universe May Have Other Plans... and They're Not Wearing Rubber Gloves!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, It's a Galactic Jungle Out There: Time to Roar Like a Wookiee, Not Whine Like a Droid!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Brace Yourselves! Mercury's in Retrograde and Forgot its Mood Ring!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Dance with Gravity: Your Twin Selves are About to Tangle in a Cosmic Hoedown!"

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Taurus Report

"Terminator Alert! Taurus, Time to Channel Your Inner Sarah Connor - Robots Not Included!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Better Strap in Kid: Your Life's About to Do the Kessel Run in Under 12 Parsecs!"

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ChipWitch Today for 25 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 25 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 25 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces: Time to Fish out your Sonic Screwdrivers, the Stars are Aligning for a Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Adventure!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, prepare to surf the cosmic waves! Alien abduction risk at an all-time low but Mercury's retrograde may cause Wi-Fi glitches!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Goat Path: Saturn's Rings aren't Hula Hoops!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Arrows at Black Holes: The Universe has Ordered a Comedy Show!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango: Even the Stars Can't Resist Your Sting!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for an Interstellar Jamboree - Your Scales May Tip More Than a Drunk Alien on Moonshine This Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Logical Conclusions and Earthly Virtues: A Vulcan's Guide to Surviving the Virgo Constellation Alignment - No Mind-Meld Required!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Prepare for a Supernova of Luck, or Maybe Just a Nebula of Mild Inconvenience - Either Way, It's Going to Be Out of This World!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, This Week's Forecast: More Emotional Crabs than a Time-Traveling DeLorean at a Seafood Buffet!"

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Gemini Report

"Get Ready Gemini! Your Twin Stars are About to Pull a Quantum Double Whammy, or as I Call It - Schrödinger's Cat in Retrograde!"

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Taurus Report

"Time to Grab the Bull by the Horns: Taurus, Your Star-Stamped Forecast Promises a Galactic Roller Coaster of Fun and Quirky Quantum Quandaries!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, brace yourself! Mars is in retrograde and it's acting weirder than a cyborg chicken at a robot fox convention!"

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The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Holy Cow, Moon! Trading in Bull Horns for Twins? Taurus to Gemini Transit Promises Double Trouble and Twice the Fun!"

ChipWitch Today for 24 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 24 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 24 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through the Celestial Sea of Uncertainty... With Style!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Leaps & Lunar Lattes: Aquarius, Your Week in the Multiverse!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for Interstellar Shenanigans! Saturn's Ring Toss Game is ON!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Warp Speed on the Love Train, Just Don't Forget to Pack Your Phaser!"

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The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Moody Moon Shakes Off Taurus' Bullish Attitude, Packs Up for Gemini's Twinning Party - Buckle Up, Folks!"

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Morph into a Cosmic Lobster: The Universe is Cranking Up Your Transformation Dial!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Balancing Act: Venusian Vibes Meet Quantum Quirks and it's About to Get Comically Cosmic!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect a Shower of Cosmic Dust Bunnies from Mercury - Time to Bring Out the Planetary Vacuums!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Your Constellation's Aligned for Space Cowboy Shenanigans and Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Cancer Report

"Crustacean Constellation Chronicles: Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Crab Walk!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble! Gemini, Your Twin is Planning a Coup - Time to Brush Off the Quantum Physics Book and Negotiate with Astrological Diplomacy!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: This Week's Forecast Predicts a Bull Market in Cosmic Energy, High Probability of Stubborn Outbursts, and a Slight Chance of Alien Abduction!"

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Aries Report

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Aries! Mars is Calling and it's Not About Your Overdue Space Rent!"

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ChipWitch Today for 23 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 23 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 23 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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On Cupid! On, Donner and BARREL!

Four reindeer walk past the BARREL payload on the launch pad at Esrange Space Center near Kiruna, Sweden. The BARREL team was at Esrange Space Center ...

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Pisces Report

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Pisces, Your Emotional Nebula Is Set to Experience a High Probability of Cosmic Ripple Effect - Fascinating!"

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Aquarius Report

"Beam up, Aquarius! Your Starship of Ambition is ready for Warp Speed in the Galaxy of Possibilities!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Prepare to Lock Horns with the Universe - It's Not a Game of Goat Chess!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarian Star Forecast: Expect More Excitement than a Space Walk with a Xenomorph!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Twist! Your Week Might Be More Tangled than a Time Lord's Timeline!"

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Libra Report

"Librans, Brace Yourselves! Your Scales Might Tilt as Venus Plans a Cosmic Prank - Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Mercury in Retrograde Decides to Play Hide-and-Seek, Expect Your Inner Control Freak to Do The Running Man!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Grab Your Mane and Roar: The Stars Demand More Executive Action Than a Filibuster in Congress!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crab Alert! Cancer's Galactic Voyage Turns Into a Quantum Quandary of Love and Tacos!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini Twins Plan Alien Invasion...Of Good Vibes!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar News Alert: Taurus, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Cattle Drive! Uranus Promises Not to Pull Any 'Bull'-oney This Month!"

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Aries Report

"Prime Directive: Aries, Prepare for Galactic Overdrive. Your Mars Ruled Engine is Firing on All Cylinders... But Remember to Avoid Illegal Parking in the Universe!"

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Mercury is moving from Capricorn to Sagittarius

"Fasten Your Space Seatbelts, Folks! Mercury is Skipping Capricorn and Diving into Sagittarius like a Nerd at a Comic Con!"

ChipWitch Today for 22 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 22 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 22 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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NASA’s Artemis II Crew Meet with President, VP at White House

Artemis II crew members: CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen, left, NASA astronauts Christina Koch, Victor Glover, and Reid Wiseman, r...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream: Cosmos Predicts a Whirlpool of Fun Filled with Awkward Social Situations and Unavoidable Adulting!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Ready to Navigate the Kessel Run of Your Life? Your Hyperdrive is Charged and Your Stars are Aligned!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Say Hasta La Vista to Your Problems: This Month’s Stars Have Your Back, No Cyborgs Required!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed Your Way through Love and Chaos: It's Like the Delta Quadrant out There!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Your Planets are in Retrograde, and Mercury is Blaming It All on a Misunderstood Quantum Flux!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Brace Your Scales for a Cosmic Rollercoaster or Is It Just the Universe's Attempt at a Dad Joke?"

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Virgo Report

"Help me, Virgo Kenobi, you're my only hope... for a clean house! Your organizational skills are off the charts this week!"

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Leo Report

"Bold Leo, Prepare to Roar! But Remember: In Space, No One Can Hear You Roar!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Cancer's Stars Predict an Invasion of Unavoidable Organized Chaos and a High Chance of Accidental Enlightenment!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins on the Run: Gemini, here's your cosmic escape plan for a rollercoaster week ahead!"

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Taurus Report

"Beep Boop Bull! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Overhaul as Jupiter Swaps its Ringtone and Mars Forgets its Wallet!"

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Aries Report

"Beep, Boop, Beep! Aries, Your Stars are Blazing Brighter than a Lightsaber Duel at Sunset!"

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Moon Ditches Aries for Taurus: Decides it's Time to Explore Greener Astrological Pastures...and Maybe Find Some Alien Cows!"

The Sun is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Galactic Shift Alert: Sun Packs up Sagittarius Bow and Arrow, Swaps for Capricorn's Business Suit!"

ChipWitch Today for 21 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 21 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 21 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Making Fire Sense on Monroe Mountain

At the start of October 2023, green conifers and golden aspen covered the slopes of Monroe Mountain in Utah’s Fishlake National Forest. Then, starting...

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Pisces Report

"1.21 Giga-liters of Cosmic Waves Incoming: Pisces, Prepare to Flux Capacitor Your Way Through this Emotional Time Dilation!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Brace Yourself! Your Stars are Saying 'Hasta la Vista' to Boredom and 'I'll Be Back' with Epic Adventures!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn's In Retrograde, So Hold Onto Your Teacups and Don't Panic!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Traffic Jam: Jupiter's in Retrograde and Mars Forgot to Use Its Turn Signal!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes! Prepare for a Cosmic Reboot That Even Skynet Can't Predict!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, May the Scales Be With You: A Galactic Journey of Balance, Love, and Avoiding Sith-Level Drama!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Battle Interstellar Dust Bunnies in the Grand Scheme of Celestial Housekeeping!"

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Leo Report

"Bold Leo, Prepare For a Cosmic Mane-Tangle: Your Hairbrush of Destiny Awaits!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Hold Onto Your Claws! The Stars are Stirring Up a Galactic Gumbo!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Forecast for Gemini: Could Experience Binary Star Meltdown or Twin Peaks of Success, Depends on Mood Swings!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Tauruses! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop Uranus from Photobombing Your Love Life... Again!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Mars Called: They Want Their Fiery Temperament Back!"

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ChipWitch Today for 20 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 20 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 20 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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NGC 2264: Telescopes Illuminate 'Christmas Tree Cluster'

This composite image shows the Christmas Tree Cluster. The blue and white lights (which blink in the animated version of this image) are young stars t...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Mercury's Moonwalking and Neptune's Doing the Macarena in Your House!"

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Aquarius Report

"Strap on Your Jetpacks, Aquarians! Uranus is Going Retrograde and it's About to Get as Wacky as a Sci-Fi B-Movie Marathon!"

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Capricorn Report

"Great Scott! Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! A Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload Predicts a Timeline Twist This Month!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Great Galaxies, Sagittarius! Your Planets Align Like Flux Capacitors - Prepare for Time-Travelling Adventures in Self-Discovery!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, your stars are shouting 'Multipass!' - Time to juggle multiple tasks like a cosmic circus performer!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Scales Tip Towards 'Infinite Improbability Drive': Prepare for an Unbalanced Week of Quantum Quirks!"

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Virgo Report

"Venus in Retrograde: Virgos, Hold Onto Your Socks! Timey-Wimey Stuff Ahead!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare To Roar: Jupiter's in Retrograde and Saturn Just Can't Even!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare Yourself: The Universe is Cooking Up a Cosmic Lobster Bisque and Guess Who's the Main Ingredient!"

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Gemini Report

"May the Twins be With You! Galactic Adventures and Wookiee-sized Surprises Await Geminis This Month!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even the TARDIS Can't Shield From the Bullish Overdrive of Cosmic Energies This Week!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans! Mars is in Retrograde and Your Wifi Might Be Next!"

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The Moon is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Going from Fishy Pisces to Fiery Aries: It's like Hogwarts Sorting Hat On a Cosmic Scale!"

ChipWitch Today for 19 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 19 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 19 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Ice Flows on Mars

The surface of Mars is littered with examples of glacier-like landforms. While surface ice deposits are mostly limited to the polar caps, patterns of ...

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Pisces Report

"Probability of Pisces Finding Inner Peace Skyrockets: Universe Suggests Incorporating More Vulcan Meditation and Less Romulan Ale into Daily Regimen!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarian Alert! Uranus in Retrograde: Expect Sudden Bursts of Genius or Just More Frequent Trips to the Fridge!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Use the Force, Goat-Fish! A Galactic Shift in Your Work-Life Balance is Looming!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Saturn's in Retrograde, Sagittarius! Brace for Interstellar Hijinks & Cosmic Miscommunications!"

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Scorpio Report

"EXTERMINATE... NEGATIVITY! SCORPIO'S STARS PREDICT A WEEK OF PEACE, LOVE AND QUANTUM PHYSICS!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Face a Galactic Meltdown! Cosmic Coffee Spills Predicted!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Hold Onto Your Protractor, It's About to Get Geometric in the Cosmos!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Mane Full of Stardust and Sudden Cravings for Tofu Tacos, thanks to the Cosmic Alignment!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans Alert! Moonwalk Your Way Through Emotional Tidal Waves This Week, Cancers!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Hoedown: Mercury's Doing the Fandango and it's Gonna Stir up Your Moon Pies!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Alert! Taurus, Prepare to Graze on the Cosmic Buffet of Planetary Shenanigans this Month!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Up! With Mars in Retrograde, it's going to be a Wilder Ride than a Speeder Bike Chase through the Forests of Endor!"

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ChipWitch Today for 18 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 18 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 18 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Salmon: Upstream Swim Forecasted in Nebula of Life!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, you're about to have more surprises than a hyperdrive failure on the Millennium Falcon!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Alert! Aliens not Involved as Saturn Shifts into High Gear - Expect Cosmic Traffic Jams!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at Uranus... and We Mean the Planet, Not Your Anatomy!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Showdown: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Not Here to Play Chess!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: A Balance Between Cosmic Harmony & Chocolate Consumption; This Week, Your Scale Tends to Tip Towards the Latter!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, the Cosmic Janitor: Time to Organize Planets into Neat Little Rows, Even If They Insist on Orbiting Chaotically!"

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Leo Report

"Engage in Laughter, Leo! Warp Speed Ahead for Love, Stellar Shenanigans and Cosmic Coffee Spills!"

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Cancer Report

"Crustacean Constellation Chronicles: Galactic Guidance for Cancers - Now with 100% More Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Gemini Report

"Geminis, Brace Yourselves! Mercury Retrograde is Back, More Confusing Than a Timey-Wimey Ball!"

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Taurus Report

"Intergalactic Traffic Jam Forecasted for Taurus: Expect Slow Moo-ving Planets and Stellar Bull-etins!"

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Aries Report

"Alien vs Aries: Galactic Battles are SO Last Millennium, It's Time to Embrace Peace, Love, and Quantum Mechanics!"

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The Moon is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets! The Moon's Ditching Aquarius to Skinny Dip in Pisces!"

ChipWitch Today for 17 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 17 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 17 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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