"Pisces, Prepare to Warp Speed Your Way Into Love, because Uranus is in Retrograde and Your Emotional Baggage is Lighter On Other Planets!"

"Aquarius, Brace Yourself! Uranus in Retrograde May Cause Sudden Urge to Invent Time Travel!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn’s Back in Town and It Brought Its Bag of Cosmic Karma!"

"Sagittarius, the Universe Calls: 'Aliens Not Involved, Just Your Own Goofy Decisions'"

"Scorpionic Supernova Alert! Expect Cosmic Whiplash as Mars Pulls a Quantum Prank!"

"Libra Alert: Balancing Scales or Juggling Alien Tech? Either Way, It's Time to Dial Home!"

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect More Stars in Your Path Than a Trekkie Convention and Fewer Romances Than Sheldon Cooper's High School Diary!"

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Stellar Mane-tenance Week, as Cosmic Hairballs Align in Your Favor!"

"Cancerians Beware: Crab Walking Backwards as Mercury Retrogrades - No Timey-Wimey Stuff Can Fix This!"

"Twins Unite! Gemini's Planetary Ping Pong Match Predicts Peculiar Power Surge - Buckle Up for a Cosmic Comedy Show!"

"Taurus, get ready to grab the bull by the horns! Uranus is retrograde and it's not because it forgot its password for the 10th time this week!"

"Aries, Prepare to Judge Your Stars: Galactic Gavel Drops on Your Love Life!"

Orville Wright makes the first powered, controlled flight on Earth as his brother Wilbur looks on in this image taken at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, o...

"Get Your Gills Ready, Pisces! Cosmic Tsunami of Luck Riding Your Way, Just Remember - No Running in the Hallways of the Universe!"

"Crab Nebula's Wacky Cousin Aquarius: Surprise, You're the Universe's Science Project This Week!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get as Wacky as a Quantum Physics Party!"

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact! Your Love Life Might Rival the Big Bang This Week!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Navigate an Asteroid Field of Emotions! Remember, the Odds are in Your Favor...Mostly."

"Great Scott, Libra! Your Stars are Fluxing More than a Capacitor - Prepare for Outta-This-World Changes!"

"Virgo, Get Ready to Flux Capacitor Your Future: It's Not 1985 Anymore!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Universe Ups the Ante - It's Like a Galactic Game of Dungeons and Dragons, But Without the Cheesy Snacks!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! A Cosmic Tidal Wave of Change is Crab-Walking Your Way - Better Put on Those Water-Proof Bibs!"

"Gemini, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic High-Five: The Stars are in a 'Twinning' Mood!"

"Battlestar Bull-tastica: Taurus, Brace Yourself For a Galactic Roller Coaster of Emotions This Month!"

"Aries Rams into Retrograde: Brace for Cosmic Headbutts and Starlit Shenanigans!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets! The Moon Ditches its Capricorn Sweater Vest and Dons an Aquarius Tie-Dye T-Shirt!"

"Once the rocket launched, [I saw] how it illuminated such a dark space. So even when you're in a dark space, you can let your light shine. And it won...

"Pisces, Hold onto Your Scales! - The Universe is About to Tickle Your Cosmic Funny Bone With a Quantum of Quirks!"

"Aquarius, Strap on Your Jetpacks! It's Not Mars Retrograde, It's Just Life Getting Extra Terrestrial!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Jokes: Universe Set to Misplace Your Keys in the Fourth Dimension This Week!"

"Sagittarius: It's Not Your Fault the Universe is in Retrograde, but Grab Your Towel Anyway!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Robotic Precision, Sting Like a Bee and Watch Out for Falling Stars...or Is That Just My Jetpack Misfiring?"

"Libra: This Week, Even the Stars Align for Your Coffee Addiction, Picasso Would Be Proud!"

"Virgo, You're due for a Cosmic Overhaul: The Universe Has Scheduled Your Software Update!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself for the Cosmic Catnip Effect: It's Not a Hairball, Just Mercury Retrograde!"

"Prepare for Galactic Conquest, Cancerians! Mars Enters Your House, Promising More Energy Than a Fully Charged Dalek!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini! The Universe is Sending More Twins Your Way - As If You Weren't Already Twice the Trouble!"

"May the Bull be With You: Taurus Navigates Life Faster Than the Speed of Light, Hopefully Not Into a Death Star!"

"Aries, Brace for Warp Speed: Star Trek to Your Future, No Klingons Allowed!"

Artemis II crew members, shown inside the Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Building at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida, stand in front of...

"Hold onto Your Fish Tails, Pisces! Mercury's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get Splashy!"

"Quantum Quirks and Nebular Nonsense: Aquarius, Time to Buckle Up Your Starship and Embrace the Cosmic Chaos!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Clean Up Your Cosmic Clutter: The Universe is Sending You a Bigger Dustbin!"

"Jupiter's Doing a Breakdance: Sagittarius, Hold onto Your Arrows, It's Time for an Intergalactic Hoedown!"

"Scorpio, Time to Adjust Your Antennae! Mars Isn't Just a Candy Bar Anymore!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance the Scales and Your Netflix Queue - Galactic Alignments Forecast a Binge-Watch Bonanza!"

"Virgo Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Cleanup, Time to Dust Off Your Sonic Screwdriver!"

"Leo, Hold onto Your Manes: Cosmic Catnip is in Your Stars, Prepare for a Galactic Purr-gy of Possibilities!"

"Crabby Cancer, Brace for Impact: Your Starship's About to Hit a Cosmic Speed Bump!"

"Gemini, Beware! Your Twin Might Be Plotting Galactic Invasion While You're Busy Deciding Which Socks to Wear!"

"Taurus Galactic Gossip: Bullish on Love, but Uranus Says it's Time to Clean Your Room!"

"Aries, May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde Again!"

"Buckle Up, Space Cowboys! The Moon's Shifting from the Wild West of Sagittarius to the Corporate Ladder of Capricorn!"

"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your 'Fishy' Traits Will Make Waves in the Quantum Sea of Love!"

"Aquarius, Buckle Up: Your Stars are About to Pull a 'Big Bang Theory' on Your Comfort Zone!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's Pulling a Prank and Gravity Just Joined the Party!"

"Sagittarius, Get Your Bow Ready: Planets Aligned for an Intergalactic Game of Dodgeball!"

"Scorpios, Prepare for a Cosmic Tailspin! Planets Aligning in Your Favor – Unless You're Allergic to Success!"

"Galactic Balance Alert: Libra's Scales Tip Towards Spontaneous Dance Parties and Unexpected Quantum Physics Revelations!"

"Virgo Alert: Prepare for a Starfleet-Worthy Adventure! Black Holes of Anxiety, Nebulae of Perfectionism Engage at Warp Speed!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Universe is About to Tickle Your Mane with Cosmic Catnip!"

"Cancer, You're Gonna Need More Than A Telescope To Navigate This Celestial Minefield! Astro-Forecast Uncovers Crabby Twists!"

"Prepare for Double Trouble, Gemini: Your Twin is Plotting a Coup...and It's Not Even Mercury Retrograde!"

"Unplugging from the Matrix: Taurus Discovers the Cosmic Wi-Fi Password for Unlimited Astrological Bandwidth!"

"Galactic Guide to Aries: Mars is in Retrograde, But Don't Panic - Just Remember to Towel Off Your Ambitions!"

Astronaut Kathryn C. Thornton works with equipment associated with servicing chores on the Hubble Space Telescope during the fourth spacewalk on the e...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Even Darth Vader Can't Resist Your Charm this Month - 'The Force is Strong in This One'"

"Stellar Splashdown: Aquarius Attempts Quantum Physics, Discovers It's Easier to Walk on Water!"

"R2D2 Couldn't Compute This! Capricorn, Your Stars are More Misaligned Than a Hyperdrive on the Fritz!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Chaos: Jupiter's Got More Mood Swings Than a Yo-Yo on a Roller Coaster!"

"Scorpio, Buckle Up: You're Set for a Hyperspace Jump to the Land of Opportunity - Don't Forget Your Wookiee!"

"Libra: Balancing Scales or Juggling Planets? The Universe Plays Catch with Your Life This Week!"

"Virgo, Phone Home: Your Mom Was Right, You Really Should Have Cleaned Your Room - Planetary Alignment Says So!"

"Leo's Forecast: Expect Increased Roaring in Your Personal Jungle, Due to a Cosmic Hairball in the Constellation!"

"Cancer's Cosmic Crabwalk: A Hilarious Hitchhike Through the Milky Way or a Galactic Game of Twister?"

"Galactic Forecast for Gemini: Expect Twi'lek Tangles in Your Love Life, Ewok-Like Cuddles, and a Chance of R2-D2 Beeps in Communication!"

"Planetary Bull Market! Taurus, Expect Cosmic Cows to Moo-ve in Your Favor!"

"Aries, Grab Your Helmets! Mars is in Retrograde and It's Not Going to Throw Roses, More like Gandalf's Fireworks!"

"Brace Yourselves, Star Gazers! The Moon's Packing its Bags from Scary Scorpio and Heading to Sassy Sagittarius in an Interstellar Swag Swap!"

"Swim, Pisces, Swim! Galactic Waves and Retrograde Riptides Ahead: Your Cosmic Surfboard is Calling!"

"Galactic Giggles Await: Aquarius, It's Time to Align Your Planets and Socks Like Never Before!"

"Capricorn, Time to 'Terminate' Those Bad Habits: Your Astro Forecast Says 'I'll Be Back' to Productivity!"

"Sagittarius, your Starship's in Retrograde! Time to Dust off those Interstellar Roller Skates!"

"Scorpio: Strap in for a Cosmic Rollercoaster! Remember, even if you're not tall enough to ride, your stinger still counts!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Juggling Act: Balancing Cosmic Energies and Pizza Delivery Times!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde? More like Mercury's doing the moonwalk! Time to Reboot Your Cosmic Operating System!"

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes! The Stars Proclaim a Cylon-free Romantic Upheaval on Your Horizon!"

"Crabby Cancer, Your Stars Forecast: A Galactic Ride of Emotion, More Exciting Than Wall-E's Trash Compacting Adventures!"

"Gemini Twins Play Cosmic Tag: Mercury's Retrograde Causes Double Trouble...and a Few Misplaced Sandwiches!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop the Stars from Shaking Up Your Routine!"

"Aries, May the Force Be With You - Because Mercury's in Retrograde and You're Going to Need It!"

"Pisces, Grab Your Hoverboard! Cosmic Waves May Cause Temporal Whiplash This Month!"

"Attention Aquarius: Prepare for Warp Speed Surprises! Starfleet Orders You to Embrace the Unexpected and Beam Up Your Creativity!"

"Capricorn, prepare for a cosmic overhaul: Your stars are rebooting faster than RoboCop on a caffeine binge!"

"Quantum Leap or Just a Sagittarius Stumble? - Find Out How the Cosmos Plans to Shake Up Your Regular Space-Time Continuum This Week!"

"Scorpio, Expect Cosmic Shifts and a 73% Chance of Accidentally Joining an Alien Cult - It's Just Another Galactic Thursday!"

"Libra, Brace Yourselves for an Alien Invasion of Balance: Your Scales Are About to Get an Extraterrestrial Adjustment!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get More Complicated Than a Quantum Physics Equation on a TARDIS Dashboard!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Universe Orders Catnip for your Cosmic Catwalk!"

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, CANCER! YOUR STARS ALIGN LIKE A PERFECTLY CALCULATED DALEK INVASION PLAN!"

"Planets Align for Gemini: Prepare to Juggle Two Personalities, Four Retrogrades, and Possibly Five Alien Lifeforms!"

"Taurus, hold onto your horns! Pluto's in retrograde and it's about to get funkier than a Star Trek convention on a Saturday night!"

"Aries, This Week You Will Find Your Lack of Patience...Disturbing: A Galactic Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde!"

This striking image shows the densely packed globular cluster known as NGC 2210, which is situated in the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC). The LMC lies a...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Galaxy of Emotional Meteors - But Don't Forget Your Cosmic Goggles!"

"Swim, You Will Not, In the Waters of Confusion! Clear Skies Ahead for Aquarius, There Are!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Face the Unyielding Law of Saturn: Your Planetary Overlord Calls for a Balance Sheet Inspection!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Tango with Jupiter - Dust off Those Cosmic Dancing Shoes!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Stellar Twist! Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver, It's About to Get Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!"

"Libra: Brace for Cosmic Scales Tipping! Might be Alien Intervention, More Likely You Forgot Your Coffee This Morning!"

"Virgo's Weekly Horoscope: Expect Supernova-sized Surprises! Or Maybe Just a Planet in Retrograde. Who Knows, It's Not Rocket Science... Oh Wait, It Kinda Is!"

"Leo's Forecast: Cosmic Lions, Prepare for a Stellar Hairball of Galactic Proportions!"

"Cancerians, Grab Your Crabby Pants! Lunar High Tide Predicts a Shell of a Week Ahead!"

"Brace for Impact, Gemini! Your Twin Energies are About To Collide in a Space-Time Continuum of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Stubbornness Might Just Move a Planet, but You Still Can't Outstare a Goat!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram into Another Universe: Picasso Paints Your Stars in Cubist Style!"

"Loony Lunar Lovechild Libra Leaves, Scintillating Scorpio Scoots In - It's About to Get Stinger-ingly Spicy!"

Artemis II NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman (left) and Christina Koch (middle) of NASA and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen (second fro...

"Mercury in Retrograde Sends a Galactic Text: 'Pisces, Quit Swimming in Circles!'"

"Aquarius Alert: Expect Neptunian Nerd Herds, Uranian Uncertainties and a Sudden Influx of Spock Vibes!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready To Channel Your Inner Goat: Mountain Climbing Opportunities (and Unexpected Alien Encounters) Await!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Meteors of Opportunity - Your Love Life May Feel Like a Wild Space Ride!"

"Scorpio, Your Love Life is More Confusing than Quantum Physics This Month: Alien Invasion or Just Venus in Retrograde?"

"Libra: The Balance is Off! Time to Tightrope Walk on the Rings of Saturn. Don't Forget Your Geeky Space Helmet!"

"Virgo, brace yourself for cosmic turbulence: Mercury is not in retrograde, it's just socially distancing!"

"Leo's Forecast: A Roaring Good Time in the Cosmos, or Just One Giant Hairball? Let's Gaze into the Galactic Litter Box Together!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Get Ready! It's Time to Shell Out Some Serious Star Power - Cancer Season is Here!"

"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, prepare for a cosmic voyage as Mercury goes retrograde. Hold onto your socks or they might be teleported to another dimension!"

"Taurus, Hold Onto Your Horns! The Cosmos are Doing the Cha-Cha and It's Time to Step in Tune!"

"Aries, time to strap on those rocket boots! You're set to soar higher than a Reaver on a Red Bull binge!"

The mated Russian-built Zarya (left) and U.S.-built Unity modules are backdropped against the blackness of space and Earth's horizon shortly after lea...

"Pisces Alert: Prepare to Swim Through A Cosmic Jello Pool of Emotions, Just Remember - No Doing the Backstroke in Infinity!"

"Aquarius: Brace Yourselves! The Universe Declares a Sock-Stealing Black Hole in Your Laundry Room This Week"

"Capricorn: Time to Terminate Your Doubts, Reset Your Future, and Say 'Hasta la Vista' to Your Comfort Zone!"

"Sagittarius, Phone Home! Your Planetary Wi-Fi is About to Get a Cosmic Upgrade!"

"Scorpio Forecast: The Galaxy's Most Intense Bug Prepares for a Cosmic Exoskeleton Upgrade!"

"Libra: The Scales Tip Towards Chaos, or Just Too Much Pizza? Find Out in This Week's Galactic Giggles Forecast!"

"Virgo Alert: Expect a Cosmic Kerfuffle of Planetary Proportions, or, Why Your Houseplants Might Start Talking Back!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself: Your Mane Attraction This Month is Not Your Roaring Charm, But a Galactic Shift in Your Litter Box!"

"Cancer, Your Stars Are Aligning Better Than a Politician's Promises - Expect Less Flip-Flopping!"

"Boldly Going Where No Gemini Has Gone Before: A Cosmic Voyage to Discover Why Your Twin Self Keeps Misplacing Their Keys!"

"Prepare for Galactic Gridlock, Taurus! Your Planetary Traffic Report Indicates a Cosmic Congestion Ahead!"

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Horns! Mars is Retrograde and It's About to Get Real 'Space Invaders' Up In Here!"

"Brace Yourselves, The Moon is Pulling a Classic Virgo-Libra Switcheroo: Get Ready for Less OCD and More Love Beads!"

The Moon, left, Saturn, upper right, and Jupiter, lower right, are seen after sunset from Washington, DC, Thurs. Dec. 17, 2020. The two planets drew c...

"Pisces Forecast: Prepare to Swim Against the Current, Cosmic Salmon Style - Just Beware of Astral Bears!"

"Aquarius, prepare for Galactic Mayhem! Uranus spins in Retrograde - 'Your Lucky Number is π and Your Spirit Animal is a Quantum Particle!'"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Your Boss's Good Books!"

"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Roller Coaster, Quantum Physics in Retrograde!"