"Galactic Crustaceans Alert: Expect a High Tide of Emotions, More Moon Walks and Abundant Starfish Hugs - It's Cancer Season!"

"Gemini: Prepare to Terminate Boredom! SkyNet Predicts a Cybernetic Surge of Excitement!"

"Galactic Alert: Taurus Bulls Charging into Mercury's Retrograde, Remember to Pack Your Space Helmets and Cosmic Patience!"

"Aries, Brace for Impact: Mars is in Retrograde and it's Clearer than a Klingon at a Starfleet Convention!"

In this image from June 2023, an engineer watches a development model rover during a test for NASA’s Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Explor...

In this image from June 2023, an engineer watches a development model rover during a test for NASA’s Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Explor...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim through a Stellar Soup of Cosmic Confusion! Uranus is pulling a prank, and you're the Starfish!"

"Galactic Update: Aquarius, Time to Embrace Your Inner Alien! Telepathy Not Required, but Tinfoil Hats Optional!"

"Capricorn's Cosmic Comedy: When Saturn Plays Peekaboo and Mars Tries Stand-Up Comedy!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare Your Hyperdrive for Maximum Overdrive: Galactic Shifts Foretell an Ewok-Level Adventure Ahead!"

"Scorpio, This Week You'll be Dodging Cosmic Bullets Like Neo in the Matrix - Good Luck With The Laundry!"

"Libra: Prepare for a Cosmic Red Alert! Your Planetary Alignment is as Balanced as a Vulcan Playing Jenga!"

"Virgo: Prepare for an 'Illogical' Week of Unexpected Twists, Turns, and Tofu Tuesdays!"

"Leo, prepare to Roar! Mars is Entering the Neighborhood and it Didn't Bring Cookies!"

"Crustaceans, Commence! Cancer, Your Stars are Aligning, but your WiFi is Still Unstable!"

"Twins, Unite! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance with Jupiter: Brace Yourself for Extra-terrestrial Two-steps & Sassy Star Showdowns!"

"Intergalactic Bull Run: Taurus Takes the Cosmic Bull by the Horns!"

"Aries, May the Force be with You: Expect a Week of Dodging Imperial Entanglements and Romancing Smugglers!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Cosmic Sushi Conveyor of Unexpected Twists – Just Don't Forget Your Space Goggles!"

"Aquarius, prepare to be more electrifying than Tesla's hair: the stars are saying it's time to 'Terminate' your inhibitions!"

"Capricorns, Hang Onto Your Horns: Cosmic Chaos Ahead, But Don't Worry - It's Just the Universe Rearranging Your Furniture!"

"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun: This Week Your Love Life Will Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Stargate Your Way Through the Galaxy of Love: Rom-Com Edition!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just the Scales: Spock's Eyebrows and Your Budget are in Retrograde!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect a Sudden Influx of Order, or Possibly an Alien Invasion - Either Way, It's Clear Your Laundry Pile Will Finally Decrease!"

"Leo's Cosmic Mane Gets a Supernova Blowout: Galactic Drama Ensues!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves: Full Moon's Gravity Pull to Skyrocket Your Emotions to a Galaxy Far, Far Away!"

"Double Trouble! Twin Gemini Gearing Up for an Interstellar Joyride Faster Than the Millennium Falcon in Hyperspace!"

"Boldly Treading Where No Bull Has Grazed Before: A Star Trekking Forecast for Taurus!"

"Aries, Martian Invasion Imminent! Get Ready for Some Cosmic Fireworks and Extraterrestrial Life Lessons!"

"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Swapping Its Ram Pajamas for Bull Onesies: Astrological Shenanigans Alert!"

The glittering, glitzy contents of the globular cluster NGC 6652 sparkle in this star-studded image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Cosmic Wave Pool: Unpredictable Splashes Guaranteed, Water Wings Optional!"

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Your self-doubts, Aquarius, because the cosmos have aligned in your favor! Brace yourself for an invasion of positivity!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Launch: Your Love Life Might Just be the Next SpaceX Mission, Minus the Billion Dollar Budget, Of Course!"

"Sagittarius, Time to Arrow Your Way Out of Problems! But Remember, Aim for the Stars, Not the Neighbors!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting the Universe with Your Charm - Just Remember Not to Accidentally Sting Yourself!"

"Libra, Find Your Balance or You'll Trip on a Black Hole! Venus Ain't Just a Planet, Darling!"

"Virgo's Planetary Party: Mercury's RSVPing 'Yes', Saturn's Bringing Rings, And The Moon's Crashing Without An Invite!"

"Wrangle the galaxy you will, brave Leo! Beware the retrograde of Mercury, you must. In your laundry basket, missing socks may appear!"

"Crabby Cancerians, Prepare to Swap Shell for Spacesuit - The Universe is Calling!"

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Gemini: Mercury's Not in Retrograde, It's Just Stuck in a Space-Time Anomaly!"

"Foreseen I have, Taurus: Steady you shall stay, in the Milky Way's cosmic buffet. Control, must you learn over your gravitational pull towards the fridge!"

"Galactic Alert: Mars in Retrograde, Aries! Time to Buckle Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Emotions, More Unpredictable Than Wi-Fi on Mars!"

"Pisces, your stars are aligning like a cosmic game of Tetris! Just remember, no amount of star power can help if you confuse your left and right!"

"Galactic Alert for Aquarians: Uranus in Retrograde! Time to Embrace Your Inner Alien and Chaotic Science Experiments!"

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride - Law and Order in Your Constellation is About to Get Dredd-fully Hilarious!"

"Sagittarius, Brace for Impact: Your Ruling Planet Jupiter is Going Retrograde...and No, it Doesn't Mean it's Putting on Skinny Jeans and Listening to Vinyl Records!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by the Cosmic Sting of Uranus' Retrograde: It's Not Sci-Fi, It's Astro-Reality!"

"Libra, Prepare to Tilt Scales: Retrograde Planets Seek Balance Refund!"

"Virgo, Prepare for a Vortex of Organization: Gandalf Declares 'You Shall Not Pass... Without a To-Do List!'"

"Leo, Time to Roar! - Just don't Expect Any Killer Robots to be Impressed."

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace for Cosmic High Tide: You're About to Ride the Galactic Wave of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Gemini! Phone Home, Maybe? Universe on Line 1 with Cosmic News!"

"Alert! Alert! Taurus, The Stars Predict a Slight Probability of Spontaneous Adventure, High Chance of Snacks!"

"Aries, Prepare For Cosmic Fireworks: Mars is in Retrograde, So Brace for a Heated Game of Intergalactic Dodgeball!"

"Star-Trekking Across the Universe: Moon Ditches Pisces for Fiery Aries, Claims 'It's Not You, It's Me!'"

United Arab Emirates astronaut Sultan Alneyadi captured this image of the city lights of Baghdad, Iraq, and the Tigris River on July 18, 2023, as the ...

United Arab Emirates astronaut Sultan Alneyadi captured this image of the city lights of Baghdad, Iraq, and the Tigris River on July 18, 2023, as the ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive Deep into the Sea of Uncertainty: Just Call it Quantum Physics with a Splash of Hippie Magic!"

"Aquarius, Pack Your Sonic Screwdriver: It's High Time for Alien Encounters and Cosmic Hugs!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Climb the Mountain of Life… Just Don't Forget Your Geeky Hiking Boots and a Thermos of Cosmic Tea!"

"Breaking Interstellar News: Sagittarius, Time to Channel Your Inner Alien – Forget Chest-Bursting, It's All About Star-Bursting Opportunities!"

"Scorpio Forecast: You're About to Experience More Twists than a Quantum Physics Textbook Doing Yoga!"

"Libra, prepare for a cosmic kerfuffle! Scales tipped by Jupiter’s gravitational humor!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Defy Gravity: Your Love Life is About to Orbit the Moon!"

"Leos, Prepare for a Roaring Good Time: The Universe Plans to Tickle Your Mane with a Cosmic Feather Duster!"

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Cancer's Star-Powered Trek to Emotional Enlightenment - Resistance is Futile!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: Mercury Goes Retrograde and Your Wi-Fi Probably Will Too!"

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! Unruly Uranus is Messing with your Wi-Fi Signal this Week!"

"Brace Yourselves Aries: The Universe Interrupts Your Existential Crisis With a Cosmic Joke, Yet Again!"

On April 28, 2023, the Crew-7 members (from left, Roscosmos cosmonaut Konstantin Borisov, European Space Agency astronaut Andreas Mogensen, NASA astro...

On April 28, 2023, the Crew-7 members (from left, Roscosmos cosmonaut Konstantin Borisov, European Space Agency astronaut Andreas Mogensen, NASA astro...

"Picasso's Pisces Party: Prepare for a Palette of Emotions & A Brush with Destiny!"

"Galactic Alert for Aquarius: Saturn Swipes Left, Uranus Super Likes - A Tinder Tale in the Cosmos!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's Ringing, And It Ain't To Borrow Your Favourite Sci-fi Boxset!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Jupiter's Got a Bad Case of the Hiccups!"

"Scorpio, Grab Your Flux Capacitor: Retrograde is Gonna Send You Back...to the Future!"

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tipping of the Scales: Uranus Has a Prank Up Its Sleeve!"

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect Unprecedented Levels of Organization, Smug Satisfaction and Perhaps a Sudden Urge to Alphabetize Your Spice Rack!"

"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Allow You to Ignore Your Horoscope: Celestial Lions and Cosmic Hairballs Ahead!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Shell Out Some Cosmic Love: Venus is in Retrograde and She's Not Paying for Dinner!"

"Twins of the Stars, Beware: Mercury Retrograde, Your Plans May Derail, It Will. Stay Calm, You Must!"

"Watch Out, Taurus: Your Stars are Aligning Faster than a Terminator on a Mission!"

"Get Ready, Aries! Mars is Retrograding So Hard, Even Your Coffee May Start Running Backwards!"

"Moon Ditches Aquarius for Pisces: The Ultimate Celestial Ghosting Story!"

Hamelin Pool Marine Nature Reserve, seen here in an image from the Advanced Spaceborne Thermal Emission and Reflection Radiometer (ASTER) on the Terra...

Hamelin Pool Marine Nature Reserve, seen here in an image from the Advanced Spaceborne Thermal Emission and Reflection Radiometer (ASTER) on the Terra...

"Piscean Probe: Aliens Call, They're Ready To Return Your Lost Socks, And It's About Time!"

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Aquarius, Get Ready to Power Up Your Love Life Like a Fully Charged Lightsaber!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Ringing the Doorbell but Uranus Crashed on Your Couch!"

"Sagittarius, hold on to your quasars! The Universe is set for a cosmic shuffle and you're the disco ball!"

"Scorpio, Your Future Is! To Avoid Sting Of Destiny, Must You Use The Force, Hmm?"

"Balancing Act in the Cosmos: Libra’s Scales Tilt Towards Spontaneity, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Chaos Nebula!"

"Virgo Forecast: Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Housekeeping and Planetary Feng Shui Shenanigans!"

"Leos, Hold Onto Your Manes! Cosmic Hairballs Predict a Wild Ride Ahead!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Shell Out Some Good Vibes: Uranus is Not Just a Planet, It's your Co-pilot in the Galactic Road Trip of Life!"

"Gemini, prepare to Twin-terstellar travel! Your Stars are playing Ping-Pong with Pluto!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead - Time to Invest in Planetary Peace Bonds!"

"Brace Your Rams, Aries! Mars is Texting and Your Cosmic Inbox is About to Get Full!"

The Crew Module Test Article, a full-scale mockup of NASA’s Orion spacecraft, is seen in the waters of the Pacific Ocean on July 26, 2023.

"Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Pool Party: Even Picasso Couldn't Paint This Wavy Future!"

"Aquarius: Time to Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver! Alien Invasions, Quantum Fluctuations, and Why Your Barista Suddenly Understands Gallifreyan!"

"Capricorn, Buckle Up Your Space Boots: Saturn's Calling and It's Not to Borrow Your Flux Capacitor!"

"Galactic Romp Ahead for Sagittarius: Stow Your Ego, Pack the Hummus, and Don't Forget Your Pocket Protector!"

"Scorpio, May the Force of Jupiter's Alignment Be With You: Brace for Sudden Plot Twists!"

"Librans, brace yourselves: The scales of balance might tip due to an unexpected cosmic sneeze! Gravity, Schmavity!"

"Virgos, Hold Onto Your Protractors: The Cosmos is About to Deliver a Quadratic Equation of Cosmic Surprises!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Universe Plans Galactic Hairball Just for You!"

"Cancerians, Put on Your Shell Helmets: It's Time to Terminator-Tango Through the Stars This Month!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Tango: Mercury's Doing the Cha-Cha and Your Life Might Just Samba!"

"Grab Your Cosmic Shovels, Taurus: It's Time to Plant Nebulae in Your Stardust Garden!"

"Rams in Space: A Cosmic Joyride! Aries, Hold Onto Your Horns!"

"Brace Yourselves Earthlings, The Moon's Packing Its Bags from Capricorn and Taking a Galactic Uber to Aquarius!"

"Pisces, Prepare your Fins! Neptune's Retrograde is About to Make More Waves Than a Hyperactive Dolphin in a Bathtub!"

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Aquarius! Uranus Plans a Surprise Party in Your Sign and Didn't Even Bother to Dust for Fingerprints!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn is About to Retrograde and It's Going to Be as Unpredictable as a Goa'uld at a Star Trek Convention!"

"Sagittarius, Time to Flux Your Capacitor – Your Stars are Running on 1.21 Gigawatts this Week!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango: The Universe is About to Step on Your Toes - But Remember, It's Just Trying to Lead!"

"Libra, Balanced as Ever, or Just Plain Indecisive? Planets Align for the Ultimate 'Should I Stay or Should I Go' Scenario!"

"Neptune's Nerd Alert! Virgo's Analytical Acumen Skyrockets to Interstellar Heights this Week!"

"Leo's Stars Align: Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tenance, Your Luscious Lion-like Locks are About to Shine Brighter!"

"Crab People Alert! Galactic Traffic Jam in Cancer's House Could Mean More Indoor Plant Shopping and Quantum Physics Binge-Watching!"

"Gemini, Pack Your Bags: Your Other Twin is Plotting a Galactic Getaway!"

"Stubborn Taurus Bulls, Prepare to Graze New Pastures: Uranus Declares 'No More Cow-tipping!'"

"Galactic Ram Alert! Aries, Prepare for a Combustible Week of Star-Fueled Shenanigans and Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Quantum Quandaries and Piscean Puzzles: How to Surf the Cosmic Waves in Flippers and a Snorkel!"

"Beam Me Up, Aquarians! Your Stars Are Aligning for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Love, Work, and Maybe Some Alien Encounters!"

"Capricorn's Week Ahead: Even Gravitational Waves Can't Knock You Off Balance!"

"Sagittarius: Time to Arrow Down Your Options - The Stars Say Quit Chasing Two Rabbits, Unless They're Schrödinger's!"

"Scorpio, Your Sting is in Retrograde: Planetary Shenanigans Ahead!"

"Great Scott, Libra! Balance Those Scales or You'll be Fluxed!"

"Virgo's Next Week: Probability of Organized Chaos Increases by 1023%, Also, Your Socks Might Disappear!"

"Leo's Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-taming, Lionheart! Quantum Fluctuations May Cause Bad Hair Days!"

"Cancer, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Crab: It's Time to Walk Sideways, Embrace the Moon, and Avoid Melted Butter at All Costs!"

"Make Gemini Great Again: Brace for an Unexpected Comet, Tweetstorms and More Love than a Presidential Rally!"

"Strap On Your Space Boots, Taurus! It's About to Get as Bumpy as a Ride on Serenity During a Solar Flare!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! Sagittarius Moon Takes a Goatish Detour into Capricorn Heights!"

"Aries, Brace Yourself: Mars is Doing the Macarena & Your Dance Card's Full!"

The tranquil spiral galaxy UGC 12295 basks leisurely in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

"Picasso's Pisces Palette: A Mosaic of Emotions, Planetary Puns, and Starry Silliness!"

"Aquarius, This Week You're More Magnetic Than the Force, But Try Not to Choke on Your Aspirations, Darth!"

"Stellar Alert: Capricorn, Your Planets are Aligning in a Funky Formation - Time to Bust Out Those Dancing Shoes and Cha-Cha with the Universe!"

"Sweetie, Get Your Bow! Sagittarius, Your Week is About to Turn into an Episode of 'Space Robin Hood!'"

"Scorpio's Spicy Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Sriracha Drizzle, Not Just Starlight Sprinkles!"