Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Buckle up, Kid: Uranus is in Retrograde and it's About to Get as Hairy as a Wookiee at a Barber Shop!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Get to the Choppa! Your Stars Are About to Take Off!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Forecast: Wandering Stars Decree You're Likely to Misplace Your Towel. Don't Panic!"

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Scorpio Report

"SCORPIO! PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED... BY GOOD FORTUNE! LOVE AND PEACE SIGN WAVES LURK IN YOUR GALACTIC ORBIT!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for Balance Overload: Even Your Scales are Going 'Beam Me Up Scotty' This Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, your Planets are More Aligned than a Perfectly Balanced Spreadsheet: It's Time to Chill!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Expect a Cosmic Mane-taming Session as Jupiter Gives Your Pride a Gravity-defying Flip!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace for Interstellar Mood Swings: E.T. Phoned Home and He Says It's Going to Be a Rocky Ride!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble! Gemini, Prepare to Juggle Planets Like You're in a Zero-Gravity Circus Act!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Stubbornness Might Just Be Mistaken for a Black Hole this Week!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Boldly Going Where No Moon Has Gone Before: Lunar Trek from Practical Virgo to Libra, the Peace-Loving Alien!"

Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Facepalm: Mars in Retrograde Brings Technical Difficulties and Misplaced Keys!"

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ChipWitch Today for 15 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 15 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 15 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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NASA to Reveal Asteroid Sample Grabbed in Space, Delivered to Earth

The first asteroid sample collected in space and brought to Earth by the United States will be unveiled at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston on W...

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Accelerated Ice Breakup in Hudson Bay

The Visible Infrared Imaging Radiometer Suite on the NOAA-20 satellite captured this image of fragmented ice in Hudson Bay on June 28, 2023.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Hold Onto Your Fins! A Planetary Hoedown is About to Stir Up Your Cosmic Fishbowl!"

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Aquarius Report

"Planetary Puzzles and Cosmic Conundrums: Aquarius, Get Ready to Solve the Universe...After You Find Your Glasses!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars Say It's Time to Put Down that Spock Figurine and Step into the Real (Yet Mysteriously Astrological) Universe!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Sagittarius to Encounter an Anomaly of Good Fortune - Highly Illogical, But Fascinating Nonetheless!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your Stars Align More Erratically Than Dave Bowman's Hal 9000 Reboot Attempts!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line: Your Planets are Dancing to the Tune of Balance and Harmony (And Hopefully not Stepping on Each Other's Toes...)"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Voyage: Perfect Time for a Holodeck Spring Cleaning, Just Don't Ask Neelix to Cook!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself: The Stars Predict a 'Mane' Event of Galactic Proportions - Time to Roar or Snore!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Grab Your Telescopes! Your Planetary Alignment is More Unpredictable than the WiFi on the Starship Enterprise!"

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Gemini Report

"Geminis, Brace Yourselves - Mercury is Not Retrograding, It's Just Having a Galactic Midlife Crisis!"

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Taurus Report

"Steady Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo: Your Stubbornness Meets a Black Hole of Change!"

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Aries Report

"Brace for Impact, Aries: Your Love Life is About to Take a Hyperjump into Alien Territory!"

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ChipWitch Today for 14 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 14 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 14 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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DROID 2 Captures the Wind

Justin Hall lands the Dryden Remotely Operated Integrated Drone 2 (DROID 2) aircraft at NASA's Armstrong Flight Research Center in Edwards, California...

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Forecast for Pisces: Expect More Mood Swings Than an Ewok On Endor's Moon!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Buckle up! Your Starship's GPS is on a Galactic Detour Straight Through a Supernova of Spontaneity!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Conquers the Cosmos! Watch Out Universe, There's a New Space Goat in Town!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: The Universe Plans to Tickle Your Funny Bone and Test Your Quantum Physics Knowledge!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, brace for cosmic turbulence: The universe is throwing more curveballs than a Dalek with a cricket ball!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Engage: Balancing Scales and Photon Torpedoes in Your Love Quadrant this Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week you're gonna shoot first, ask questions later - just like your ol' buddy Han Solo! May the cosmic forces be less fickle than a Wookie's temper!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Planetary Shenanigans Ahead May Ruffle Your Mane But Remember, Even Einstein Had Bad Hair Days!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourselves! Your Crab-like Tenacity to Open that Jam Jar of Destiny is About to Pay Off!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Stars Align for Gemini: It's Time to Engage Your Holographic Social Module and Navigate the Nebula of Networking!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Bull Ride - Hope You've Got Your Space Chaps On!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Astrological Forecast: Ram-Packed with Cosmic Shenanigans and a Pinch of Quantum Quirkiness!"

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ChipWitch Today for 13 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 13 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 13 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Frank Rubio Breaks NASA’s Single Spaceflight Record

In this image from July 24, 2023, astronaut Frank Rubio completes a session on the Surface Avatar Remote Control Terminal, which investigates how hapt...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, You're Swimming in Deep Cosmic Soup: Time to Upgrade Your Gills for Quantum Bubbles!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: 'I'll Be Back'... But First, Let's Navigate this Mercury Retrograde!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Ring Not a Hula Hoop After All: Expect Sudden Realizations and Less Waist Swinging This Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life Will Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Stars Suggest You Stop Trying to Control Everything...They've Got Enough on Their Plate!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert! Cosmic Scales Tilt Towards Unprecedented Balance, Expect Sudden Urge to Organize Sock Drawers!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Horoscope: Prepare for a Cosmic Overhaul, Unleashing Your Inner Geek and Organizing the Universe, One Planet at a Time!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Cosmic Roar: Galactic Hairballs and How to Cough Up the Universe's Challenges Like a True Space Lion!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Announces Mandatory Shell Maintenance; Expect Emotional Eclipses and Cosmic Confessions!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Stars in Disarray: Gemini's Galactic Misadventures in the Realm of Retrogrades! May the Force (of Gravity) be With You!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Bull by the Horns! Taurus Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Twist with a Side of Extra Guacamole!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Up! Even Snake Plissken Would Struggle with Your Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride Ahead!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Lunar Escape Alert! Moon Ditches Leo's Drama for Virgo's Vacuum-Packed Orderliness!"

ChipWitch Today for 12 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 12 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 12 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Snowy Egret Searches the Waters

A snowy egret, identifiable by its slender black bill, black legs and yellow feet, marches through a pond near NASA’s Kennedy Space Center, looking fo...

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Pisces Report

"Frakkin' Pisces! Pack Your Raincoats, It's a Cosmic Monsoon Season!"

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Aquarius Report

"Allons-y, Aquarius! Prepare for a Timey-Wimey Tumble in the Tardis of the Cosmos!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Ring is Not a Hula Hoop, But It Might Make You Jump Through Some!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Frakkin' Planets Align, Sagittarius! Time to Dodge Those Cylon Commitments and Rocket into Radical Self-Care!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Jambalaya of Luck, Love and Unexpected Tax Refunds - Don't Forget Your Towel!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare For A Cosmic Tug of War: Your Love Life is On Mars, But Your Couch is Comfy as Venus!"

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Virgo Report

"Attention Virgos: Prepare for Celestial Shenanigans as Mercury Turns Retrograde, Proving Once Again, It Couldn’t Find Its Way Out of a Paper Bag Even with a GPS!"

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Leo Report

"Exterminate Self-Doubt, Leo! The Stars Declare - Confidence is Your Supreme Dalek-tator This Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace for Stellar Shenanigans: Your Crabby Companion, the Moon, Plays Peekaboo with Pluto!"

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Gemini Report

"Logical Analysis of Celestial Bodies Predicts: Gemini, Your Dual Personality May Experience a Warp in the Space-Time Continuum of Social Interactions This Week!"

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Taurus Report

"Lord of the Rings' Gandalf Predicts: Taurus, You Shall Not Pass...Up These Stellar Opportunities!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Mars is in Retrograde, Expect Spontaneous Combustion of Plans and Possibly Socks!"

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ChipWitch Today for 11 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 11 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 11 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Prophetic Pisces! Gird your loins as Neptune Aligns: A Cosmic Plot Twist Rivaling Any Star Trek Episode!"

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Aquarius Report

"Van Gogh's Starry Night Has Nothing on Your Upcoming Week, Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter, and Late-Night Pizza Cravings!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Season: Time to Climb That Mountain... Just Don't Forget Your Geeky Goggles and Tie-Dye Safety Rope!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for a week more scrambled than a Replicant's memory circuits: Full of adventure, unexpected twists and maybe even a unicorn... or was it a dove?"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Brace for Impact, Your Love Life is About to Experience a Big Bang Theory Moment!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Lament: Scales Tip Toward Cosmic Chaos - But Don't Panic, It's Just The Universe Adding a Little Spice To Your Life!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vortex: Unleash Your Inner Nerd, Organize the Chaos, and Save the Universe...Again!"

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Leo Report

"Galactic Mane Event: Leo's celestial lion roars into a cosmic game of 'cat and mouse' with its planetary neighbors!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourself! The Cosmos is Calling and it's Not Another Telemarketer!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Tango: Your Twin is Doing the Cha-Cha While Mercury Plays DJ!"

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Taurus Report

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! It's Time for a Stellar Odyssey of Self-Discovery and Cosmic Bull Charges!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves Aries, This Week Your Star Aligns With Mars, So Expect Some Extraterrestrial Tantrums!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Luke, I am Your Moon: Galactic Shift from Cozy Cancer to Lion-hearted Leo - Hope your Lightsaber is Ready!"

ChipWitch Today for 10 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 10 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 10 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Puddles: Galactic Forecast Predicts a Splash of Star Dust and a Chance of Alien Encounters!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Prepare to Swim in Celestial Puddles as Uranus Shakes its Cosmic Cocktail Shaker!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Brace for Impact: Saturn’s Rings are Not Hula Hoops!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Time to Dodge Cosmic Bullets, Neo-Style, as Planets Matrix-Dive into Your Sign!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Expect a Sudden Influx of Cosmic Irritation, and Don't Forget Your Towel!"

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Libra Report

"Libras! Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Cha-Cha, as Venus Waltzes into Your House of Balance Like a Cat on Roller Skates!"

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Virgo Report

"RoboCop Predicts: Virgo Will Tidy Up the Galaxy, One Planet at a Time - Mars, You're Next!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Your Charisma Drive, But Remember: Illogical Decisions May Lead to Unintended Interstellar Consequences!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, prepare to come out of your shells: Cosmic Crab season is upon us! Time to pinch reality and claw your way to success!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Star Alert! Gemini Twins Set to Engage in a Cosmic Game of Rock-Paper-Scissors - Quantum Fluctuations Predict Unprecedented Levels of Sibling Rivalry!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Tin Foil Hats, Taurus! The Stars Predict a Galactic Adventure Bigger than Mulder's Conspiracy Theories!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Buckle Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter and Spontaneous Sock Puppet Shows!"

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ChipWitch Today for 9 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 9 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 9 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Opening the Hatch: Crew-6 Splashdown

Support teams onboard the SpaceX recovery ship MEGAN work to open the hatch of the SpaceX Dragon Endeavour spacecraft shortly after it landed in the A...

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Pisces Report

"Make Pisces Great Again: Mercury in Retrograde Promises Huge, Beautiful Surprises - Probably the Best Surprises Ever Seen!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Hold Onto Your Nebulas! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Weirder Than a Black Hole Potluck!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Grab Your Goat Horns: It's Time to Climb the Corporate Ladder or Wrestle Alien Invaders, Whichever Comes First!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun! Your Week Ahead is Looking Like a Warp Speed Adventure in the Final Frontier of Good Vibes!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Engage Warp Speed! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Nebula of Emotional Wormholes and a Supernova of Passion!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance Out the Universe: Your Scales Meet the Daleks...and It's Not Even Tuesday!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde or Just Late to the Intergalactic Party? Planetary Punctuality Out the Window!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare to Roar: Solar Flares Predict a Mane Event in Your Social Orbit!"

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Cancer Report

"Great Scott! Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Temporal Displacement of Cosmic Energies. Flux Capacitor Not Included!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Mercury Retrograde to Cause More Identity Crises Than a Star Trek Teleporter Malfunction!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Brace for Cosmic Shifts Stronger Than a Quadrant Coffee Brew!"

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Aries Report

"Engage Thrusters, Aries! Your Starship of Life Is About To Encounter A Cosmic Speed Bump!"

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ChipWitch Today for 8 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 8 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 8 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Hubble Sees Glittering Globular Cluster Embedded Inside Our Milky Way

Hubble's colorful image of the globular star cluster Terzan 12 is a spectacular example of how dust in space affects starlight coming from background ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About as Cooperative as a Grumpy Reaver!"

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Aquarius Report

"Saturn's Doing a Two-Step Tango! Hold Onto Your Space Boots, Aquarius, This Week is Gonna Be a Cosmic Hoedown!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Even Your Klingon Boss Will Seem Less Intimidating This Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy Show as Jupiter Tries to Parallel Park in Your House of Love!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Retrogrades into Your DMs!"

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Libra Report

"Great Scott, Libra! Your Scales are About to Balance Like a Flux Capacitor at 88mph!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Jupiter's Got its Moons in a Twist! Expect Sudden Cravings for Organic Tofu and an Irrational Fear of Misplacing Your Calculator!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Celestial Alignment May Cause Overwhelming Urge to Buy Lava Lamp and Debate Quantum Physics!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans Alert! Cancer, Prepare for a Stellar Shell-Shock of Galactic Giggles and Interstellar Introspection!"

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Gemini Report

"Breaking Walls and Making Calls: Gemini's Guide to Dominating the Universe, Without Even Using Twitter!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare to Bull-doze Through the Galaxy: Your Luck's About To Hit Light Speed!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Unmistakable Surge in Your Midichlorian Levels Predicts a Cosmic Adventure Straight from Tatooine!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Hold Onto Your Horoscopes! The Moon's Shifting from Chatty Gemini to Cozy Cancer, Expect Emotional Tidal Waves and a Craving for Home Cooked Meals!"

ChipWitch Today for 7 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 7 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 7 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Practicing for the OSIRIS-REx Sample Return

A recovery team member takes part in field rehearsals in preparation for the retrieval of the sample return capsule from NASA's OSIRIS-REx mission in ...

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Pisces Report

"All Systems Go, Pisces! Time to Channel Your Inner Goldfish and Swim into the Galactic Unknown!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Prepare To Flux Capacitor Your Way Through A Cosmic Conundrum Of Astrological Anomalies!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force be Bun-Side Up: A Stellar Forecast for Those as Stubborn as a Hutt but with Way Better Fashion Sense!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot - and an Astrological Twist! Sagittarian Stardust Set to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios! Prepare for a Galactic Tug-of-War as Mars and Venus Play Interstellar Chess with Your Love Life!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: RoboCop Swaps Gun for Gavel, You're Going to Court... of Love!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week is like a wormhole - unpredictable, potentially full of aliens, and yes, you'll need to do the laundry!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Roaring into a Luxurious Nap or Pouncing on Unfortunate Planets? Either Way, Quantum Physics Approves!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Your Pincers! Your Stars are Crab-walking Backwards in the Dance of Retrograde!"

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Gemini Report

"Exterminating Boredom: Gemini's Galactic Guide to Surviving the Cosmic Conundrum of Conjunctions! Beware! Or Don't...It's Just Stars After All!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! The Bull's in a Cosmic China Shop: Prepare for an Interstellar Hoedown!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, I Find Your Lack of Patience Disturbing: A Galactic Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde"

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ChipWitch Today for 6 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 6 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 6 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Voyager 1 Lifts Off Toward an Interstellar Journey

Voyager 1 Lifts Off Toward an Interstellar Journey

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Pisces Report

"Great Scott! Pisces, prepare to Flux Capacitor your way through a sea of cosmic waves this week! Remember, it's your density... I mean, destiny!"

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Aquarius Report

"Bleep-Bloop-Blip! Aquarius, Your Stars are More Mixed Up Than a Game of Galactic Tetris!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Hold onto Your Horns! Planetary Alignment Says It's Time to Climb Out of That Comfort Zone... Or Maybe Just a Really High Tree!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Make Sagittarius Great Again: Jupiter's Approval Ratings Are Sky High!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare to Sting Your Way Through the Cosmos: Timey-Wimey Predictions Ahead!"

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Libra Report

"Brace Yourselves, Libra! Your Scales Are About to Tip: It's Not Gravity, Just Mercury Retrograding in Your Denim Jeans!"

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Virgo Report

"Logical Prognosis for Virgo: Improbable Chances of Alien Abduction, High Likelihood of Earthly Success!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Spectacular Galactic Forecast: Expect a Roaring Cosmic Show, but Don't Forget Your 'Mane' Events!"

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Cancer Report

"Extra-Terrestrial Tip-Off: Cancerians, prepare for a Cosmic Hugfest, but Remember, No Facehugging Like Our Alien Buddy!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, and the Curious Case of Cosmic Twins: Prepare for a Doppler Effect in Your Love Life!"

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Taurus Report

"Alien Alert: Taurus, You're Drooling More Than a Xenomorph in a Spaceship Air Duct This Week!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, This Week: You're One Ugly Mother Star-gazer! But Your Future is so Bright, We Need Thermal Vision!"

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The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Moody Taurus Moon Packs its Bags for Chatterbox Gemini: Expect the Unexpected and Maybe an Alien Invasion!"

ChipWitch Today for 5 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 5 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 5 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Alien Invasion Alert: Pisces, Time to Break Out Your Wetsuits and Phasers for a Galactic-Sized Emotional Tsunami!"

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Aquarius Report

"Strap on Your Jetpacks, Aquarius! Your Stars Say It's Time to Escape from Your Comfort Zone... and Maybe New York!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Gravity of Saturn Influences Your Love Life (And Not Just Because It's a Gas Giant!)"

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Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Guidance: Sagittarius, You're Shooting Arrows at the Stars but Keep Hitting Saturn's Rings!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: 'Expect Lightning Bolt Surprises, But No Need to Call Gandalf Yet!'"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance Those Scales! Cosmic Tug-of-War Expected Between Your Love for Netflix and Actual Productivity!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, You're About to Discover Schrödinger's Cat in Your Love Life: It's Both Alive and Dead Until You Open the Box!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare for Galactic Glory: Your Mane's About to Outshine the Sun in a Stunning Cosmic Hair Flip!"

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Cancer Report

"Make Crabs Great Again: Cancer, It's Time to Build Emotional Walls this Month!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Jamboree! The Stars Are Aligning in Your Favour, But They Might Just Clone Your Personality... Again!"

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Taurus Report

"May the Fourth (House of Stability) Be With You, Taurus! Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Comfort Zone!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, the Ram: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Goat Yoga - Universe Scheduled to Stretch Your Patience to Galactic Limits!"

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ChipWitch Today for 4 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 4 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 4 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare Your Fins for a Galactic Surf! Neptune's Got Some Cosmic Waves Coming Your Way!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Phone Home! Interstellar Gossip and Galactic Drama Looms in Your Star Chart This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Planetary Shenanigans: Saturn Sends Mixed Signals and Mars Mulls Over Your Mortgage!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Galactic Detour, Your GPS is Being Hijacked by Jupiter!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Mars in Retrograde causing more mood swings than a caffeine-deprived physicist on Monday Morning!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Season: Time to Balance Your Scales and Your Starfleet Duty Roster - Maybe Even Find Love in a Nebula!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Season Ahead: Time to Organize Your TARDIS, Dust Off Your Sonic Screwdriver, and Embrace Your Inner Time Lord!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Time to Roar: Galactic Court Rules in Favor of Extra Playtime and Less Work. Jupiter Files an Appeal!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Your Crabby Shell is Due for a Cosmic Upgrade!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Expect Binary Choices and Dual Dilemmas in Your Near Future!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Lock Up Your Lawnmowers! Venus Heads into Retrograde, and Your Garden Gnomes May Develop a Bit of Attitude!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Your Antennas! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Lost the GPS Coordinates!"

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Brace Yourselves, Folks! The Moon's Packing its Fiery Aries Bags and Moo-ving into Taurus Territory - Expect Bullish Behavior and Cheese Cravings!"

ChipWitch Today for 3 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 3 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 3 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Comedy: Even the Universe Thinks It's Time You Found Your Shoes!"

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Aquarius Report

"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, ready your spacesuits as Uranus is about to turn your world upside down, again!"

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Capricorn Report

"Galactic Goats, Brace Yourselves: Saturn’s in Retrograde and it’s About to Get as Bumpy as a Ride on Serenity!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, brace for a Cosmic Cyclone: Your Arrows are about to become Light Sabers!"

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