"Aries, Brace Yourself! Mars is in Retrograde and Your Wifi Might Be Next!"

A storm is pictured in the Arabian Sea less than 700 miles off the coast of Oman as the International Space Station orbited 260 miles above.

"Pisces, Hold Onto Your Fins! Mercury Retrograde is About to Make Waves in the Cosmic Fishbowl!"

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Your Stars are Fluxing More than a Capacitor this Month!"

"Capricorn's Cosmic Shenanigans: Saturn Sends a Stern Memo About Work-Life Balance!"

"Sagittarius, get ready for a wild ride: Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's more unruly than a Goa'uld on a caffeine spree!"

"Scorpio, prepare to be stung by love as Venus enters your house, and no, she's not here for tea! Bring out the cosmic bug spray!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just Your Checkbook: Venus' Retrograde is About to Get as Wobbly as a Time Lord on a Unicycle!"

"Virgo, Set Phasers to Organize: Prepare for a Stellar Clean-Up Mission This Month!"

"Leos, Buckle Up! Your Starry Mane is About to Get a Cosmic Blow-Dry!"

"Cancer's Cosmic Crab Walk: A Dance with Destiny, or Just Sidestepping Life's Problems? Find Out!"

"Brace Yourself, Gemini: Mercury is About to Pull a Cosmic Prank on Your Love Life!"

"Stubborn Star Gazers Rejoice! Taurus Season Promises Cosmic Traffic Jams and Stellar Snack Breaks!"

"Aries, Grab Your Helmets! Mars is in Retrograde and It's Going to Be a Bumpy Ride!"

"Alert, Alert! Lunar Module Moon Ditches Aquarius, Now Skinny-Dipping In Pisces - Brace For Emotional Tidal Waves!"

Former flight test instructor and current NASA test pilot Nils Larson reunited with former student and current astronaut Victor Glover on Oct. 21 duri...

"Pisces, prepare your gills! Mercury is in retrograde and it's about to get as chaotic as a fishbowl after feeding time!"

"Beam Up for Some Cosmic Bliss, Aquarius! Your Love Life is About to Go Full-on Quantum Physics!"

"Attention All You Aquarius Moonwalkers, It's Time to Trade Your Spacesuits for Flippers – The Moon is Diving Into Pisces!"

"Capricorn, Ready the Phasers for Love: Romance is Entering Your Orbit at Warp Speed!"

"Galactic Alert: Sagittarius, Prepare for a Quantum Leap in Luck, Love, and Laundry - Your Socks Might Finally Find Their Missing Pairs!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Cosmic Mood Swings, Galactic Drama, and a Chance of Alien Abductions!"

"Libran Lunacy Alert: Cosmic Scales Tilt, Expect Gravity of Situations to Lighten and Pizza Cravings to Intensify!"

"Virgo's Stars Forecast: Don't Stress, No Chest-Bursting Aliens on Your Chart This Month!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Overhaul: Even Your Robot Overlord is a Purring Kitty this Month!"

"Crabby Cancer, Get Ready to Moon-Walk: Cosmic Tides Predict an Astral Rollercoaster Straight out of a Manga!"

"Multi-tasking Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act - With Planets, Not Fezzes!"

"Get to the Chakra! Taurus, Your Week is About to Become a Jungle of Cosmic Surprises!"

"Aries, Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life's About to Boldly Go Where No Ram Has Gone Before!"

"Sun Ditches Libra for Scorpio: Galactic Breakup or Just a Cosmic Hop, Skip and Jump?"

"Swim You Will, Pisces! Planets Align They Do, in Your Favor - A Splash of Luck This Week, There Is!"

"Beep-Boop-Bop! Aquarius, You're Set to Outshine Venus in the Galactic Disco Ball of Life!"

"Capricorn: Time to 'Get to the Choppa' of Your Problems This Month!"

"Sagittarius, May the Force of Jupiter Be With You: Even Stormtroopers Couldn't Miss These Opportunities!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Invisible Alien Heat Vision Sees Big Changes in Your Future, So You Better Start Mud-Wrestling!"

"Great Scott! Libras, Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload of Balance and Harmony!"

"Virgo's Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Cleanliness Overload - Universe to Initiate 'Dust-Off Your Planetary Alignment' Protocol!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: A Hair-raising Forecast Straight from the Mane's Mouth!"

"Crabs in Space: Cancerian Constellations Conquer Cosmic Chaos - Only 10,000 Light Years from a Beach Vacation!"

"Double Trouble Time, Gemini: Your Twin Selves to Experience a Galactic Shift Stronger Than Vader's Chokehold!"

"Alert: Taurus, Engage Warp Speed for Cosmic Bull Market - Planetary Alignment Predicts Stellar Opportunities Ahead!"

"Facehugger Forecast: Aries, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Cuddle - It May Get Slightly More Intense Than Expected!"

"Pisces, Prepare Your Fins: You're Swimming into a Galactic Whirlpool of Quantum Quirks and Cosmic Comedy!"

"Martian Retrograde Sends Aquarius on a Galactic Quest for the Missing Sock in the Cosmic Laundry of Destiny!"

"Stellar Forecast: Capricorn, Prepare to Dance With Saturn's Rings...Just Try Not to Trip Over Your Own Hooves!"

"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Journey, The Cosmos is Calling and it Forgot its Phone Charger!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Alien Abduction Risk Rises as Mars Enters Retrograde - Hold onto your Tin Foil Hats!"

"Great Scott, Libra! Scale New Heights in Your Hoverboard of Life this Week, But Watch out for Those Biff Tannen-like Miscommunications!"

"Virgos, Pack Your Organizers! Mercury's In Retrograde And It's About to Get Messier Than My Desk After a Quantum Physics Binge!"

"Leo, Engage! Warp Speed Ahead to a Stellar Love Life or a Nebula of Nonsense? Let's 'Make it so' This Month!"

"Cancer, Prepare for a Galactic Tsunami of Emotion: It's Not the Sarlacc Pit, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Gemini, Prepare for Cosmic Mayhem! Twin Stars Misalign: Your Socks Will Never Pair Again!"

"Stardate 2022: Taurus, Your Stubbornness Rivals a Klingon with a Hangnail – Perfect Time to Grab Life by the Horns!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Disco: Mars is Doing the Hustle in Your House of Passion!"

"Mercury Ditches Libra, Says 'Hello, Scorpio!' - It's Not You, Libra, It's Just Celestial Mechanics!"

"Moon Packs Bags, Ditches Capricorn's Goatish Vibes for Aquarius' Airy Flair: A Galactic Soap Opera!"

NASA Administrator Bill Nelson, second from right, NASA associate administrator Bob Cabana, far right, and NASA Deputy Administrator Pam Melroy (back ...

"Beam Me Up, Pisces! Prepare for Emotional Wormholes and Nebulous Love Interests in your Star Trek-Inspired Astrological Odyssey!"

"Aquarius: Time to Put Your Nebula Pants On, This Week's Forecast Is a Comet-ic Ride of Galactic Proportions!"

"Capricorn, This Week You're Gonna Shoot First, Ask Questions Later: The Stars Declare it's Solo Time!"

"Hey Sagittarius! Better tighten those bootstraps – the universe just said, 'I'll be back' and it's bringing a week full of surprises!"

"Scorpio, Prepare Your Stingers! Cosmic Energy Peaks, Says the Universe - Hold on to Your Telescopes... and Tofu!"

"Libra, it's High Time Your Scales Tipped Towards Fun - Mars Enters Retrograde and You're Officially Off Cosmic Jury Duty!"

"Logic Overload Alert: Virgo's Planetary Alignment Sends Mercury into Retrograde Meltdown, Starfleet Recommends Emotional Shields!"

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Leo, prepare your mane for a cosmic blow-dry! Uranus is in retrograde and it's not messing around!"

"Cancer, Brace Yourselves: Cosmic Crabs, Quantum Quandaries, and Unintended Time Travel!"

"Binary Stars on the Horizon: Gemini, It's Time to Choose the Red Pill or the Blue Pill This Month!"

"Robo-Bulls in Space: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Cattle Drive this Month!"

"Aries, Buckle Up! Your Cosmic Joyride Through the Ramming Speed of Planetary Disco is About to Go Full Throttle!"

On October 14, 2023, the Moon aligned with the Sun and Earth to produce an annular solar eclipse. The spectacle bathed millions of Americans in a luna...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Sea of Infinite Possibilities... and Maybe Some Kelp!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Alien Abduction Imminent? Or Just Too Many Lattes?"

"Capricorn, brace for Impact: Your Saturn-ruled Self is About to Clash with the Universe's Version of a Software Update!"

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarius: Mars Enters Your House, Forgets to Wipe Its Feet!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! - Your Love Life Might Feel Like Quantum Physics but Your Career is Set to Rocket Like a Three-Stage Boosted Lunar Lander!"

"Libras, May the Balance Be with You: Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Relationship Dynamics!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Laugh at the Laws of Physics as Mercury Retrograde Puts Your Life in Comic Sans!"

"Beep-boop-beep! Leo, Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotion, Just Don't Forget Your Lightsaber!"

"Crabby Cancer? Don't Crabwalk Backwards! Galactic Alignment Says It's Time to Shell Out Some Positivity!"

"Gemini, Brace for a Supernova of Change: 'Come with Me If You Want to Evolve!'"

"Stubborn as a Bull or Just a Taurus? Find out if Jupiter is Tipping the Scales, or if it's just that Extra Slice of Cheesecake!"

"Rocketing Rams! Aries, Your Mars-Powered Jetpack of Ambition is Ready for Blast-off in Today's Astro Forecast!"

"Fasten Your Seat-belts! The Moon's Jumping from Sagittarius to Capricorn - It's Not Rocket Science, It's Astrology!"

The Moon passes in front of the Sun during the annular solar eclipse in this photograph taken by Expedition 70 Flight Engineer Jasmin Moghbeli aboard ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Warp into a Nebula of Emotion: It's Not an Alien Invasion, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Splashdown as Jupiter and Mars Play Ping Pong with Your Destiny!"

"Capricorns! Prepare for a Galactic Ride as Saturn Plays Peek-a-Boo and Your Inner Alien Tries to Phone Home!"

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarius! Your Stars are Acting Weirder than a Xenomorph at a Tea Party!"

"Scorpio Season: Get Ready to Sting, Sing and Swing - Cosmic Shifts Ahead that Even Spock Couldn't Rationalize!"

"Libra, prepare for an intergalactic seesaw: Mars is moonwalking backwards and your scales are about to feel it!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Goa'uld: It's Time for Galactic Domination (Or at least, a Well-Organized Closet)"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Mars Is in Retrograde and It’s About to Turn Your Lion's Den into a Science Lab!"

"Crabby Cancerians, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster! Quantum fluctuations forecast: Possible Mood Swings, Excessive Hugging, and Unexplained Cravings for Moon Pies!"

"Twins in a Tizzy! Gemini, You're About to Experience a Cosmic Conundrum That Not Even a Cylon Could Compute!"

"Unidentified Flying Love Interests: Taurus, Your Heart's About to Enter a New Galaxy!"

"Aries, Beam Up Your Sheep: An Extra-Terrestrial Astral Forecast Predicting Close Encounters of the Ram Kind!"

The north coast of the Mexican state of Baja California Sur on the Pacific Ocean is pictured from the International Space Station as it orbited 258 mi...

"Pisces, Prepare for a Celestial Hoedown: Neptune's Pulling Out the Banjo and Mercury's Got Its Dancing Shoes On!"

"Galactic Shenanigans Ahead: Aquarius, Your Stars are Conjuring a Cosmic Comedy Club!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Warp Speed Into a Galaxy of Opportunity – Just Don't Red Shirt It!"

"Sagittarius: Prepare to Dodge Comets and Confront Your Quantum Quirks- It's All About Relative Relativity This Month!"

"Scorpio Alert! Expect a Cosmic Upgrade as Mars Shifts into Overdrive. Don't Forget to Reboot Your Chakras!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: Mercury Retrograde Says 'Hold My Beer!'"

"Virgo Forecast: Mercury Retrograde Calls for a Cosmic Do-Over, Virgos - Now's the Time to Perfect that Quantum Physics Equation!"

"Leo, Your Mane Attraction: A Comedic Collision of Celestial Bodies with a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Alien Invasion Forecast: Cancer, it’s Time to Break Out the Flamethrower and Fight Off Those Space Invaders of Stress!"

"Embrace the Dark Side, Gemini: Your Moon is Rising Faster Than the Millennium Falcon!"

"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus to Take Charge of Cosmic Economy - Expect a Solar Surge in Stubbornness and Snacks!"

"Aries, This Week You're as Fiery as a Gallifreyan Sun - Just Don't Burn Your Chips!"

"Get Ready to Switch Gears: The Moon's Trading its Scorpio Sting for a Sagittarius Arrow... and No, You Can't Use it as a New Constellation GPS!"

A SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket with the Psyche spacecraft onboard is launched from Launch Complex 39A, Friday, Oct. 13, 2023, at NASA’s Kennedy Space Ce...

"Neo's Not the Only One Dodging Bullets: Pisces Set to Navigate Through the Matrix of Planetary Alignments Like a Pro!"

"Aquarius, Buckle Up! The Universe is Taking You on a Quantum Rollercoaster Ride!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn's Got a Prank Up His Galactic Sleeve This Month!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Face the Wrath of Jupiter's Moons: Cosmic Traffic Tickets Incoming!"

"Scorpio, You're Not Just a Stinger: Galactic Shenanigans Await in the Cosmos!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Your Checkbook this Month: Cosmic Scales and Retrograde Rollercoasters Ahead!"

"Virgo Season Alert: Brace for Impact, We're Jumping into a Universe of To-Do Lists and Organic Tea!"

"Leo: Time to Roar, Dear Cosmos Lion, But Remember - No Planets Were Harmed in the Making of Your Destiny!"

"Cancerians, This is the Forecast You've Been Shell-Searching For: May the Stars (and Crabs) Be With You!"

"Hiding in the Trees of Uncertainty? Gemini, Time to Blast Your Plasma Cannon of Positivity!"

"Stellar Stampede: Taurus Bulls Through the Galaxy, Leaves Nebula Dust on Living Room Rug!"

"Aries, Mars is Your Landlord this Month: Brace for Cosmic Rent Hike and Unexpected Space Visits!"

"Pisces, Prepare for a Stellar Splash! Neptune’s Planning a Cosmic Pool Party and You’re the Guest of Honour!"

"Aquarius, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster: Even Daleks couldn’t handle your week ahead!"

"Capricorn Capers: Pluto's in Retrograde and Saturn's Dropping Science Jokes, Hold onto Your Goat Horns!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for an Interstellar Rodeo: Galactic Centaurs Invade Your Love Life & Wallet!"

"Scorpio Season: Prepare to Get Cosmically Stung by Galactic Awesomeness!"

"Libra, Prepare to Juggle Planets Like a Cosmic Clown - It's Balancing Time!"

"Virgo Season Alert: Even Da Vinci Couldn't Paint This Perfectly Aligned Cosmic Picture!"

"Leo, Brace for a Cosmic Hairball! Planetary Alignments Predict a Mane-full Week Ahead!"

"Cancerians, Brace Your Crabs! Retrograde is going to be a wilder ride than a quantum physics lecture on skateboards!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini! Mercury's in Retrograde and Your Wi-Fi May Be Next!"

"Galactic Forecast for Taurus: Stubborn Bull Meets Unmovable Universe - Who Will Win This Cosmic Tug-of-War?"

"Aries, Buckle Up: Your Life's About to Do the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs!"

"Breaking Astro-News: The Moon is Ditching Libra for Scorpio! Love Drama or Galactic Upgrade? Stay Tuned!"

"Pisces, the Fishes are Flipping: Gandalf Predicts More Magic than Mayhem in Your Stars This Month!"

"Quantum Quirks and Nebulous Nonsenses: Aquarius, it's time to Align your Astrological Algorithms!"

"Capricorn: It's Not Rocket Science, But if it Were, You'd Definitely Be the One to Figure Out the Launch Codes!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Sagittarius, You May Not Be the Droid We're Looking For, But Your Stars Are Shining Brighter Than a Lightsaber Duel at Midnight!"

"Scorpio, Dial Down the Sith Energy. The Stars are Not in Your Death Star's Favor This Month, Beep-Boop!"

"Great Scott, Libra! Your Scales are Tipping towards 'Awesome' in this Week's Cosmic Flux Capacitor Forecast!"

"Virgo, Hold onto your pocket protectors! A Cosmic Caffeine Overload is Brewing in the Stars!"

"Leo, Prepare to Embrace the Force: Your Star is About to Shine Brighter than my Lightsaber!"

"Crabby Cancer, Hold Onto Your Shells! Intergalactic Tidal Waves of Change are Crashing Your Shoreline!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini! The Stars Predict a Cosmic Tug-of-War Between Your Two Personalities! Who's Got the Popcorn?"

"Robotic Bulls in Space: Taurus, Your Stellar Forecast Predicts a Cosmic Traffic Jam on the Road to Success!"

"Aries, Prepare Your Lightsabers: A Galactic Storm of Change is Coming Faster Than Han Solo's Kessel Run!"