Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Stay Home Tonight, Dave - Cosmic Adventures Await!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season Strikes Back: Galactic Passion Unleashed in a Cosmic Party of Intergalactic Proportions, Hilarity Ensues!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Balancing Act: Scales, Stars, and Solar-Powered Smoothies - The Groovy Guide to Cosmic Harmony!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Time to Dust Off Your Crystals, Tame Your Inner Sheldon Cooper, and Unleash Your Organic Kale Smoothie Magic!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Roar into the Cosmos: Galactic Shenanigans Await as Stars Align for Cozy Chem Lab Experimentation!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, prepare for cosmic giggles as the stars align like a celestial conga line, ready to boogie down in your groovy horoscope!"

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Gemini Report

"Get Ready, Gemini: Your Astrological Forecast is Here to Serve, Protect, and Split Your Personality Hilariously Like a RoboCop Riding a Unicycle!"

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Taurus Report

"Attention Taurus Earthlings: Galactic Giggles and Stellar Shenanigans Await as Planetary Pals Playfully Plot Your Universal Uproar!"

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Aries Report

"Beep Boop Bop! Aries, get ready for cosmic giggles as Mars high-fives Uranus in a celestial conga line of karmic chaos!"

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Venus is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Venus Ditches Its Crabby Shell, Roars into Leo: Time to Unleash Your Inner Galactic Lion, Baby!"

The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Escaping Sagittarius and Sneaking into Capricorn – Snake Plissken Style!"

ChipWitch Today for 5 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 5 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 5 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisceans! Dive into your Ocean of Emotions as Retrograde Rumba Steers Your Celestial Canoe to Groovy Cosmic Shores!"

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Aquarius Report

"Alien Invasion in Aquarius: Time to Channel Your Inner Doctor Who and Hitch a Ride on the Cosmic TARDIS of Love, Peace, and Retrograde Vibes!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, prepare for an interstellar week of laughter and wisdom: The stars align for cosmic chuckles and binary banter!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Galactic Gavel Slams Down as Stars Align – It's Judgement Day for Your Love Life!"

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Scorpio Report

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, SCORPIO! THE STARS ALIGN FOR COSMIC CONQUEST AND GROOVY VIBRATIONS!"

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Libra Report

"Escape from Boredom, Libra! Galactic Justice Warriors Unveil Daring Plan to Balance the Universe - One Zen Moment at a Time!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Stars Align: Time to Organize Your Socks by Stargate Coordinates!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball as Your Celestial Cat Struts Across the Zodiac Dance Floor!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Canoodle with Cosmic Conundrums: A Tidal Wave of Galactic Giggles Approaches!"

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The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Terminate Your Doubts, Moon Shapeshifts from Sagittarius to Capricorn: Hasta la Vista, Baby!"

Gemini Report

"Double Trouble in the Cosmos: Gemini Twins Battle for Galactic Dominance, While Mercury Giggles in Retrograde!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus: The Bull Strikes Back – Prepare for Interstellar Hugs, Cosmic Comfort Food, and Warp-Speed Retail Therapy"

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Aries Report

"Get Ready for a Cosmic Blast, Aries! The Stars Declare it's Time to Unleash Your Inner Judge Dredd!"

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ChipWitch Today for 4 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 4 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 4 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Great Scott, Pisces! It's Time to Hoverboard Your Way Through Cosmic Waves and Channel Your Inner McFly This Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Bleep Bloop! Aquarius, prepare to launch into an intergalactic love fest, as cosmic dust sprinkles your eco-friendly spaceship of harmony! 🚀🌌✌"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns Unite: Galactic Goats Boldly Tackle the Universe with a Hoof-full of Hilarity, Far-out Vibes, and Quantum Quirks!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Galactic Adventurers: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter, and Mild Teleportation Malfunctions!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Your Stingers: The Stars Align for a Galactic Giggle-Fest of Groovy Vibes and Intergalactic Nerdy Shenanigans!"

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Libra Report

"Librans, prepare to balance the cosmic scales with charm and wit as you navigate the alien invasion of planetary alignments in your love life – The Truth is out there, and so is your perfect match!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Galactic Forecast: Prepare for a Frakkin' Organized Odyssey of Nerdy Vibes and Peaceful Procrastination!"

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Leo Report

"Leos Unite: Cosmic Catnip Party on the Horizon - Prepare Your Feline Dance Moves & Galactic Hairballs!"

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Cancer Report

"Brace Yourself, Cancerians! A Face-Hugging Forecast of Cosmic Cuddles and Intergalactic Giggles Incoming!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Cosmic Comedy Show Unleashes the Power of Twins' Synchronized Sarcasm!"

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Taurus Report

"Free Your Mind, Taurus: The Cosmic Matrix Reloads with Hilarious Hippy Horoscopes and Nerdtastic Nebulae!"

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Aries Report

"Captain Aries, brace yourself for a warp-speed week of cosmic hilarity and celestial shenanigans, as the stars align to beam up your love life and teleport your career to new galaxies!"

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ChipWitch Today for 3 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 3 June, 2023

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U.S. Poet Laureate Ada Limón Unveils Poem for Europa Clipper

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U.S. Poet Laureate Ada Limón Unveils Poem for Europa Clipper

U.S. Poet Laureate Ada Limón reads her poem for the Europa Clipper mission during an event with NASA, Thursday, June 1, 2023, at the Library of Congre...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Engage! A Cosmic Voyage of Fishy Proportions Awaits: Nebulous Navigations, Stellar Synchronicities, and Holodeck Hilarity Ensue!"

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Aquarius Report

"Beep-boop! Aquarius, prepare for a cosmic conundrum! 12 parsecs of planetary partying ahead - may the force be with your chakras!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Unleash Your Inner Space Goat: A Cosmic Guide to Climbing the Galactic Mountain of Success (and Munching on Intergalactic Shrubs Along the Way!)"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, saddle up for a cosmic rollercoaster ride: Energy beams & Galactic giggles ahead!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride as Mars moonwalks into your sign! Aliens welcome, emotional baggage gets the sonic screwdriver treatment!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, the Scales of Justice Weigh in on Your Love Life: Beware of Clingy Aliens and Imbalanced Wormholes!"

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Virgo Report

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE your worries, Virgo! The stars ALIGN for an OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD week of cosmic CHAOS and ROBOTIC revelations!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Season: Prepare to Roar Like a Time-Travelling Lion with a Sonic Screwdriver!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Cosmic Cruise: A Whimsical Waltz with the Stars, Hold On to Your Shells!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy: Your Twin Stars Align for Hilarious High Jinks and Scientific Shenanigans!" 🌟🤣🔬✌️

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: A Cosmic Hug from Alien – But No Facehuggers, Promise!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves for an Intergalactic Rollercoaster: Even Jack O'Neill's Sarcasm Can't Save You This Week!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Scorpio's Sting Bids Adieu as the Moon Sashays into Sagittarius: Hold Onto Your TARDIS, Stargazers!"

ChipWitch Today for 2 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 2 June, 2023

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NASA TV Executive Producer Rebecca Sirmons

"'NASA for all.' That's something that I think is really important because we are the universe, right? We are made of star stuff, and I think now more...

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NASA TV Executive Producer Rebecca Sirmons

"'NASA for all.' That's something that I think is really important because we are the universe, right? We are made of star stuff, and I think now more...

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Pisces Report

"These Are the Pisces Horoscopes You're Looking for: A Galactic Guide to Swimming with the Force"

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Aquarius Report

"Bowties, Timey-Wimey, and Stardust Galore: Aquarius, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves of Whimsy and Untangle the Knots of Destiny!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, This Month's Forecast: In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleat!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Quantum Shenanigans as Jupiter's Retrograde Takes You on a Psychedelic Joyride Through the Galactic Wormhole of Hilarity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Stings Back: Galactic Forecast Warns of Intergalactic Sarcasm and Witty Retorts, Alien Overlords Beware!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Scales Tip in Favor of Galactic Grooviness as Venus Vibes with Cosmic Balance Beam - Prepare for Interstellar Serenades!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos, Prepare for Celestial Tidying: Galactic Dust Bunnies Threaten Your Astrological Zen!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, may the Fierce be with you: A roaring adventure through the galaxy of self-discovery awaits!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Conquer Cosmic Curiosities: Quirky Quantum Quandaries Quickly Quelled with Starfleet Strategies!"

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Gemini Report

"Beam Me Up, Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Voyage of Stellar Self-Discovery and Holographic High Jinks in This Astrological Adventure!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, grab your cosmic surfboard and ride the celestial waves of love; the universe is ready to beam up your heart like a lovestruck alien abductee!"

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Aries Report

"Fiery Aries Rams into Stellar Shenanigans: A Cosmic Comedy Unfolds!"

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ChipWitch Today for 1 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 1 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 1 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Computer Programmer and Mathematician Josephine Jue

Hired by NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston in 1963, Josephine Jue was a Chinese-American computer programmer and mathematician who worked for the...

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Pisces Report

"Intergalactic Fishes Unite! Pisces Paddle into Timey-Wimey Celestial Shenanigans: A Whovian's Guide to Swimming in the Stars!"

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Aquarius Report

"Alien Disco Fever: Aquarius Moonwalks into Retrograde Grooviness!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, prepare to seize the day like a replicant on the run: Mars aligns, the stars collide, and your cosmic energy will feel more electric than a unicorn's tears in the rain!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Align Your Quasars! Galactic Love Adventures Incoming Faster Than a Cylon Reboot!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Love Life Set to Soar Like RoboCop on a Unicorn: Balance and Justice for All, Baby!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos Unite! The Stars Declare an Organised Chaos as Mercury Goes Retrograde in Your Sign - Expect Timey-Wimey Trivial Pursuits and Sensitive Dalek Encounters!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, may the Force be with you this month as you roar through the galaxy, but remember, even Princess Leia needed a little help from her friends - and droids!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Cultivate Consciousness: Cosmic Craziness Creates Clusters of Chance, Cha-Ching!" 🦀✨🔮

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Gemini Report

"Gemini's Trek Through the Stars: A Tale of Cosmic Twins, Quantum Quirks, and a Nebulous Love Affair with Deep Space Curiosity!"

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Taurus Report

"Get Ready, Taurus: Your Alien-Level Charm Will Have Everyone Saying 'Game Over, Man!' in This Month's Cosmic Love Extravaganza!"

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Aries Report

"Gandalf the Grey-t Predictions: Aries, Prepare for a Fiery Quest and Unexpected Hobbit Companions!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Breaking News: The Moon Ditches Libra's Scales for Scorpio's Stinger – Time to Trade Smooth Vibes for Intense Investigations, X-Files Style!"

ChipWitch Today for 31 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 31 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 31 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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VIPER Team Mimics Moon's Surface

By recreating realistic Moon-like environments, we can get a much better idea of how VIPER will perform on the surface.

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TROPICS Prepped to Track Storms

A Rocket Lab Electron rocket stands on Pad B, Launch Complex 1, in Māhia, New Zealand, just ahead of a successful launch on Friday, May 26, with NASA’...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Fish for Galactic Giggles as Planetary Puns Align in Your Hilarious Horoscope Nebula!" 🐠✨😂

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Aquarius Report

"Intergalactic Aquarius Forecast: Embrace Your Inner Alien, Let Your Freak Flag Fly and Prepare for Cosmic Cuddles!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Chronicles: Planetary Party in the House of the Goat - It's Time to Get Your Galactic Groove On!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for takeoff! The stars predict a cosmic rollercoaster of intergalactic proportions this week. So hold onto your zat guns and don't go starting any wormhole wars, alright?"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week You'll Make the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs... of Luck!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Lively Lament: Balancing the Scales of Timey-Wimey Whims and Galactic Shenanigans!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo in Retrograde: Channel Your Inner Martian and Tidy Up the Cosmos with a Cosmic Vacuum!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, the Cosmos Roars with Laughter: Time to Juggle Planets and Hug Alien BFFs - A Cosmic Comedy Awaits!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Get Ready to Shell-ebrate: Cosmic Cuddles and Star-Powered Snuggles Await You in Your Astro-forecast!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurean Toasters, Rejoice! Frakkin' Fabulous Fortune Awaits in the Stars!"

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Aries Report

"Great Scott, Aries! A Temporal Cosmic Flux Approaches: Time to Charge Your Flux Capacitors and Ignite Your Inner Fire!"

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ChipWitch Today for 30 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 30 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 30 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic sea of groovy vibes: Astro-blasts from Neptune are rewiring your motherboard for interstellar hilarity!" 🤖✌️

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Aquarius Report

"Help me, Aquari-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope: Interstellar shenanigans ahead as Uranus shakes up your galaxy this month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Galaxify Your Vibes: Intergalactic Goats Gravitate Towards Groovy Goals!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Season: Galactic Gateways and Quantum Quirks - It's Time to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrow, Space Cadet!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Gort Says Chill: Galactic Vibes Promise a Far-Out Month of Intergalactic Peace and Groovy Transformations!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare for cosmic balance as you juggle planets like a Gallifreyan Time Lord at a celestial circus!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Prepare for an Out-of-this-World Week as Mercury Dances the Electric Cha-Cha, and Your Replicants Join In!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Blast Off Into a Cosmic Comedy: It's Time to Channel Your Inner Ellen Ripley and Kick Alien Butts While Conquering the Stars!"

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Cancer Report

"Oi, Crabby Cancer! Hold Onto Your Shells, 'Cos the Universe Is Dishing Out Hugs and Science-y Surprises This Month!"

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Gemini Report

"Timey-Wimey Twinsies: Gemini's Chaotic Romp Through the Vortex of Celestial Shenanigans!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, the Starfleet of the Zodiac: Prepare for a Cosmic Hug from the Universe and an Intergalactic Cattle Drive of Opportunities!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries: Boldly Navigating the Stars, One Cosmic Coffee at a Time!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"E.T. Phone Home and Tell 'Em: Moon Ditches Virgo, Crash Lands in Libra Party!"

ChipWitch Today for 29 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 29 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 29 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Guppy Alert: Pisces to Channel Inner Cyber-Mermaid, Outswim Reality Benders in Retrograde Rodeo!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Cosmic Waves Align, Beware of Space Cows & Embrace Your Inner Nerd for Galactic Good Vibes!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, it's time to don your space cowboy boots, hitch a ride on the Serenity, and wrangle up some cosmic blessings for the month ahead!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarians, Spoilers Alert! The Stars Whisper a Timey-Wimey Adventure for You: Don't Forget Your Bow and Arrow, and Remember, Bow Ties Are Cool!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Grab Your Stingers! Planetary Alignment Promises a Galactic Rollercoaster of Love, Adventure, and the Occasional Wormhole!"

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Libra Report

"RoboCop Predicts: Libra's Scales Go Haywire - Balancing Life, Love, and Fighting Crime with a Touch of Groovy Vibes"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, prepare to tap into your inner MacReady: it's time to flamethrower those Geminis and face the Antarctic cold of your emotions!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare Your Manes for an Out-of-This-World Cosmic Adventure: The Universe Unleashes a Galactic Hairball of Planetary Shenanigans!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Y'all Best Strap In: Serenity's Navigating a Cosmic Crab Boogie, and Things Are About to Get Shiny in This Gorram Universe!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, prepare for an interstellar journey: The truth is out there... in your horoscope!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus Unplugs from The Matrix: Bulls Now Dodging Cosmic Karmic Bullets Like Neo in Hilarious Astro-Revolution!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for Liftoff: Mars Aligns with Your Inner Nerd as Galactic Shenanigans Await!"

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ChipWitch Today for 28 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 28 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 28 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Help us Pisces-Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope! Waves of cosmic force awaken in your galaxy this week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Extraterrestrial Newsflash: Aquarius, Expect Hugs from Facehuggers and Galactic Giggles this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Galactic Goatlords Unite! Align Your Horns to the Stars for an Out-of-this-World Cosmic Frolic!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarians, Rejoice! The Stars Align and Galactic Shenanigans Ensue: Time to Unleash Your Inner Centauri Party Animal!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Stab the Galaxy with Your Cosmic Tail: A Stealthy Journey through Intergalactic Enigmas and Supernatural Shenanigans!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to weigh the cosmic scales of justice and laughter: Judge Dredd predicts a side-splitting balance of karma and chuckles ahead!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Tremendously Spectacular, Bigly Fantastic, and Unbelievably Yuge Astro Forecast: The Best Ever, Trust Me!"

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Leo Report

"Roaring into Retrograde: Leo's Cosmic Catwalk Turns Timey-Wimey, Prepare for a Pawsitively Hilarious Adventure!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Crew, Prepare for a Cosmic Serenade: Galactic Ukuleles Predict Stellar Harmony Ahead!"

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Gemini Report

"Twinsies Unite! Gemini's Chaotic Cosmic Hokey Pokey Shakes Things Up in the Name of Science and Peace, Man!"

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Taurus Report

"Mooving Forward: Taurus Prepares to Graze in Greener Pastures, as the Stars Align for Cosmic Cow-medy!"

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Aries Report

Aries, Hang on to Your Ram Horns: Cosmic Shenanigans Ahead as Planets Play Musical Chairs in Your Sign!

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ChipWitch Today for 27 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 27 May, 2023

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Hubble Captures a Drifting Galaxy

The jellyfish galaxy JW39 hangs serenely in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

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Pisces Report

"Fishy Shenanigans Ahead! Pisces Swim in Cosmic Soup as Stars Align for Whimsical Interstellar Hoopla!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles: Aquarius Ascends on a Spaceship of Quirky Quantum Quandaries!"

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Capricorn Report

"These Are the Stars You're Looking for: Capricorn's Galactic Adventure to Balance Work and Play!"

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Scorpio Report

"Great Scorpios, Doc! It's a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload: Scorpios set to Time Travel through Emotional Wormholes this Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Unleash Your Inner Goa'uld: How Aligning with the Stars Can Bring Out Your Best System Lord Vibes While Keeping the Replicators at Bay"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin Time Travel Tango Through the Stars - Hold Onto Your Socks, They're in for a Cosmic Giggle!"

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Taurus Report

"Bovine Alert! Taurus Cosmic Shenanigans Unleashed: The Stars Align for Earth's Fave Space Cows to Graze on Galactic Good Vibes!"

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Aries Report

"Great Scott, Aries! Strap on your hoverboards and fire up the DeLorean for an astrological adventure that'll make your flux capacitor tingle!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Get Ready Star Gazers! The Moon's Saying 'Hasta La Vista, Leo' and 'I'll Be Back...In Virgo!'"

ChipWitch Today for 26 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 26 May, 2023

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Pisces Report

"ATTENTION PISCES! PREPARE FOR COSMIC HUMOR INVASION! EXTERMINATE NEGATIVE VIBES! EMBRACE INTERGALACTIC ENLIGHTENMENT, OR BE OBLITERATED BY JOYFUL STARS!"

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Aquarius Report

"Beam me up, Aquarius! Your Stars Align for an Out-of-This-World Adventure in Intergalactic Love and Cosmic Grooviness!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Grab Your Lightsabers: The Stars Align for a Galactic Adventure in Adulting!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, You're Aiming for the Stars but Mind the Wookiee: A Galactic Guide to Your Astrological Alignment This Month!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season: Beware of Alien Abductions, Cosmically Charged Stingers, and Out-of-this-Universe Transformations!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, in Space No One Can Hear You Balance: Find Harmony with Alien Planets for a Cosmic Peace Treaty!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: It's Time to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper, Organize Your Stargate Collection, and Embrace the Hippie Within!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Cosmic Roar: A Star Trek to Boldly Go Where No Feline Has Gone Before, While Wearing a Garak-Approved Space Suit!"

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Gemini Report

"Extra Extra! Geminis Telepathically Unite in Harmonious Chaos: Cosmic Twins Zap Through Life with Double Dose of Celestial Wit, Maria the Robot Approves!"

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Taurus Report

"Alien Cows Invade Taurus: Beware of Extraterrestrial Milking and Udderly Bizarre Romance!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, This Week's Forecast: Aliens Invade Your Love Life, But Don't Worry, The Truth is Out There... In the Stars!"

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ChipWitch Today for 25 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 25 May, 2023

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Strategic Partnerships Manager Anita Dey

"If I can advocate for all the groups that need equity, I'm glad to do it." – Anita Dey, Strategic Partnerships Manager, Outreach and Engagement, NASA...

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Whistling Through the Wildflowers

Two black-bellied whistling ducks walk through a field of wildflowers at Kennedy Space Center in Florida on May 19, 2023.

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Aquarius Report

"Hasta La Vista, Aquarius! Your Stars Are Back With A Bang"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, prepare for a cosmic goat rodeo as the planets align to bring out your inner nerd and send you on a hilarious intergalactic journey!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Resistance is Futile: A Week of Galactic Conquests, Phasers Set to Fun, and Warp Speed Manifestations!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpionic Shenanigans Afoot: Prepare for Planetary Puns and Cosmic Cackles as Stars Align for Hilarity!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Serenity awaits as cosmic scales tip in your favor: just don't let Reavers steal your harmonious vibes!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Stellar Clean-Up: Organize Your Planets, One Celestial Sweep at a Time!"

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Leo Report

"Leos Roar into the Cosmos: Boldly Maneuvering Through Planetary Puns and Stellar Shenanigans!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers Catch Cosmic Waves: Surf's Up in the Stars, So Hang Ten and Prepare for One Shell of a Ride!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy of Celestial Shenanigans as Mercury Enters Retrograde: Expect Hilarious Telepathic Miscommunications and Sudden Cravings for Vegan Space Tacos!"

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Taurus Report

"Robo-Taurus Unleashed: Galactic Bull Patrols the Stars, Dispensing Celestial Tough Love and Eco-Friendly Hugs!"

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Aries Report

"Beep Bop Boop! Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Giggles as Planetary Shenanigans Ignite Your Inner Nerd-o-Tron!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Galactic Groove Alert: The Moon Boogies from Cozy Cancer to Far-Out Leo - Time to Unleash Your Inner Space Kitty!"

ChipWitch Today for 24 May, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 24 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 24 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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SpaceX Dragon Crew Ship Approaches the International Space Station

The SpaceX Dragon crew spacecraft, named Freedom, is seen as it approaches the International Space Station with four Axiom Mission 2 private astronaut...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic wormhole of groovy vibes, as planetary Pringles align for an out-of-this-galaxy week of fishy fun and astro-nerdiness!"

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Aquarius Report

"Bleep Bloop! Aquarius, Cosmic Waves Align for Intergalactic Groove-Fest, C-3PO Invited Too!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, prepare for lunar giggles as cosmic goats climb the celestial ladder: It's not all baa-d news in this week's zodiac wackiness!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp into Hilarity: Galactic Giggles and Retrograde Revelry Await!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Stardate Alert: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Craziness on the Horizon, as Pluto Puts on a Juggling Show with Your Emotions!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balance Your Scales or Face the Final Frontier, Red Alert for Relationship Warp Drives!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo-nator: Hasta La Vista, Mercury Retrograde – I'll Be Back... With Stellar Predictions!"

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Leo Report

Gandalf the Grey Predicts: Leo, Thou Shalt Roar with Laughter as the Stars Align for Jovial Mischief and Epic Second Breakfasts!

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Cosmic Shenanigans Await! Will You Hug or Pinch? The Stars Shall Decide, Sweetie!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Twinsies: Gemini's Cosmic Dance of Hilarity and Serendipity Unravels the Quantum Yarn of Destiny!"

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