"Virgo's Horoscope: Even HAL 9000 Couldn't Predict This Much Perfection and Precision!"

"Leo: Hold onto Your Space Helmets, the Stars are Giving You Five by Five in Love and Chaos!"

"Cancerians, Buckle up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster - Even Your Crab Shell Can't Protect You from This Astral Buffet!"

"Gemini, May the Force be with You: Twin Suns on Tatooine Have Nothing on Your Dual Nature This Week!"

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze Fresh Pastures: Uranus Lobs Cosmic Curveballs and You're Up to Bat!"

"Galactic Ram Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Headbutt with Destiny! (Also, Jupiter Called, Your Parking Ticket is Overdue)"

“One of my cornerstone pinnacles [is], ‘Show up to work [and] life with integrity and intent.’ So, accomplish your goals with integrity, intent, and a...

"May the Fish Be With You! - A Galactic Guide for Pisces Navigating the Death Star of Life"

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Rain of Saturn's Rings and a 98.6% Chance of Existential Crisis, Again."

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn's Retrograde is Coming and It’s More Confusing Than a Vogon Poetry Reading!"

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans as Jupiter Tries to Outshine Your Netflix Binge!"

"Scorpio Season: Expect to Sting or Be Stung, Either Way, Remember Your Anti-venom of Love and Laughter!"

"Libra, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Balance is Key, Just Don't Float Off into Space!"

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: 'Mercury Retrograde Calls for a Time-Out, but Fear Not, It's Only Asking for a Sip of Your Herbal Tea and Some Quantum Physics Chit-Chat!'"

"Brace Yourselves, Leos! The Universe Just Confirmed: You're Not Just the King of the Jungle, but Also of Dramatic Star Alignments!"

"Crabby Cancer, Get Ready to Claw Your Way to the Stars - Galactic Good Times Await!"

"Are You Seeing Double or Is It Just Gemini Season? Unplug From The Matrix And Dial Into Your Twin Superpowers!"

"Stable Taurus, Brace Yourself: The Stars Whisper of Upcoming Socks with Sandals Trend!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Nerds! The Moon's Trading its Intense Scorpio Vibes for Sagittarius' Party Pants!"

"Aries, Strap on Your Space Boots! A Galactic Hoedown's Brewing in Your Star Sector!"

An Atlas-Centaur launched at 5:22 p.m. EST on March 27, 1969, to send Mariner 7 on its way to Mars. Mariner 7 joined its sister spacecraft, Mariner 6,...

"Pisces, prepare to feel like a fish out of water... in space! Cosmic waves are churning - Hold onto your flippers!"

"Make Aquarius Great Again! Cosmic Shifts Promise Huge Wins and No Losers!"

"Capricorn, get ready to take on the universe: Even Alien Xenomorphs can't resist your charm this month!"

"Sagittarius, Gear Up for a Cosmic Hoedown! Universe Says, 'Hold My Beer, Watch This!'"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Mars Misplaces Keys, Unleashes Cosmic Chaos - Your Coffee Might Be Impacted!"

"Libra, Your Scales are Tipping: Time to Balance the Cosmic Equation or Else Your Love Life Might Look Like a Farscape Episode!"

"Virgo Alert: Time to Counterbalance that Perfectionism with Cosmic Chaos. Universe Declares, 'It's Not You, It's Your Mercury Alignment!'"

"Leo, Expect a Roaring Good Time: Supernovas Have Nothing on Your Star Power This Month!"

"Crabby Cancers, Brace Yourselves! Cosmic Waves Heading Your Way Might Just Turn that Frown Upside-Down!"

"Picasso's Palette Predicts: Gemini's Life More Cubist than Realist in Next Lunar Cycle!"

"Quantum Leap in Taurus Territory: Grab Your Phaser, We're Going Warp Speed into Self-Discovery and Star-Trekking Adventure!"

"Rams in Space: Aries, Your Martian Overlord Calls for a Cosmic Hoedown!"

NASA's Europa Clipper spacecraft will carry a special message when it launches in October 2024 and heads toward Jupiter's moon Europa. The moon shows ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Warp Speed Into a Galaxy of Emotions: Emotional Wormholes and the Nebulous Nature of Netflix Binges!"

"Aquarius: Time to be the Eccentric Starship Captain of Your Destiny - Just Don't Get Stuck in a Wormhole!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Gravity Takes a Holiday and Goats Start Floating!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Intergalactic Shenanigans: Your Spirit Animal, the Centaur, Just Borrowed Einstein's GPS!"

"Scorpio, Brace Your Antennae: It's More Rocks in the Warp Drive Than Roses in the Holodeck This Week!"

"Libra: The Scales of Justice or Just a Casual Balance Enthusiast? Join the Galactic Gymnastics this Week!"

"Virgo Alert! Cosmic Tidying Up Underway: Prepare for Precision, Perfection, and Peculiar Penchants for Planet Alignment. May the Force of Mercury be with You."

"Leo, prepare to Roar! Your mane is about to get supernova-level unruly as Mars enters a dance-off with Mercury. Don't forget your anti-frizz spray and diplomacy skills!"

"Cancer, Brace Yourself: The Crab Nebula Has You in Its Pincers! It's Not Game Over, but a Cosmic Conga Dance!"

"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Dual Personalities Attempt to Outwit Each Other in a Cosmic Comedy of Errors!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Venus in Retrograde Plans to Turn Your World Upside Down, Just Like the Master's TARDIS on a Bad Day!"

"Brace Yourselves, The Moon's Swapping Scales for Stingers: Libra to Scorpio Transition, or as I Like to Call it, the Celestial Costume Change!"

"Rocketing Rams! Mercury Retrograde Sends Aries on an Intergalactic Do-si-do!"

Two full-scale development model rovers that are part of NASA's CADRE (Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Exploration) technology demonstratio...

"Brace Yourself, Pisces: Mercury's in Retrograde and it's More Confusing than a Quantum Physics Lecture!"

"Aquarius: Beware of Aliens, They Might Steal Your Quirky Charm and Inventive Ideas This Week!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Stub Your Hooves on the Coffee Table of Destiny!"

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! - The Universe Plans a Cosmic Game of Dodgeball!"

"Great Scorpio! Strap on your celestial seatbelts, we're hitting 88 mph! Pluto's in retrograde and things are about to get heavy!"

"Libra Log Supplemental: Balancing Act in Zero Gravity Continues, Expect Sudden Shifts in Emotional Thrusters!"

"Virgo, Buckle up, Kid! Mercury's in Retrograde and We're About to Make The Kessel Run in Under 12 Parsecs!"

"Leo, Prepare for an Interstellar Roar: Your Mane Attraction Awaits in the Stars!"

"Cancerians, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Good Vibes: The Universe Decides to Probe Your Happiness Sector!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini Season Brings Out Your Inner Twin, and No, They Can't Both Fit in a Carbonite Chamber!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Bullish Ways may experience a Cosmic Traffic Jam this week!"

"RAMp up the Energy: Aries, Time to Quantum Leap into Your Best Life... Just Remember to Land on Your Hooves!"

This NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image shows LEDA 42160, a galaxy about 52 million light-years from Earth in the constellation Virgo. The dwarf ga...

"Pisces, Prepare for a Quantum Leap in Love: Neptune's Sending You More Signals Than a Frantic SETI Scientist!"

"Attention Aquarians: Mercury in Retrograde Calls for a Cosmic Do-Over! Time to Reboot Your Planetary Processor!"

"Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning: Time to Embrace Your Inner Goat and Climb to New Heights...Just Don't Forget Your Safety Harness!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Blast Off: Your Planets are Aligning in a Galactic Game of Dodgeball!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to be 'Astro-nated': This Month, Your Stars are Saying, 'Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!'"

"Libras, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Plans to Balance More Than Just Your Scales This Week!"

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Beakers! Love is More Unpredictable Than Schrödinger's Cat this Month!"

"Bounty of Joy Incoming, Leos: May the Stars Be as Generous as Jabba's Snack Budget!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Assemble! Cancerians, Prepare for a Galactic Ride as Planets Play Musical Chairs!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Dance-off as Mercury Breaks Out the Disco Ball!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Uranus is About to Photobomb Your Constellation Selfie!"

"Aries, This Week You're The 'Chosen Ram': Channeling Your Inner Neo To Dodge Retrograde Bullets Like A Boss!"

"Neptune's Nerd Alert: Pisces, Expect a Cosmic Caffeine Overdose with a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"May the Force be with Aquarius: Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Love Sector - Even Yoda Couldn't Predict This!"

"Saturn's in Retrograde, Capricorn! Time to Channel Your Inner Goat & Scale New Heights...or Just Stubbornly Refuse to Move!"

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarius! Your Stars Have More Twists and Turns Than Spaghetti in a Black Hole!"

"Scorpio, Get Ready! Your week's lookin' more twisted than a space pretzel in a black hole!"

"Libra's Scales Tilt Towards Chaos: The Universe Says 'Less Work, More Play'... and Maybe Some Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo, Get Ready to Dust Off Your Super-Nerd Cape: This Week Promises Galactic Geek-outs and Quantum Quandaries!"

"Leo, You're Roaring Like a Star but Your Mane's Got a Bit of Cosmic Frizz! Time for a Nebula Conditioner!"

"Neo-Cancer Forecast: Get ready to dodge emotional bullets, Crabby Ones! You're 'The One' This Month!"

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Your dual personalities are about to do the tango with Jupiter!"

"Taurus, Brace for Incoming! Your Stubbornness Might Just Have Met Its Match - Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Swapping its Virgo Mood Swings for Libra's Balance Beam Missteps!"

"Aries, Brace Your Antennae! It's Time to Charge Full Speed Ahead Into the Cosmic Playground!"

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces: Your Emotional Fish Are About to Experience Zero Gravity!"

"Aquarius, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Seas: Your Serenity Might Encounter Some Unexpected Black Holes!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Your Goat-like Stubbornness About to Face Cosmic Goat Yoga Session!"

"Sagittarius, It's Time to Unleash Your Inner Centaur: Aiming High, Shooting Arrows and Hopefully Not Hitting Your Foot!"

"Scorpions, Grab Your Stingers! Middle Earth is Calling You for an Unexpected Journey this Month!"

"Libra, Balance Your Scales! Or the Universe Might Tilt and We'll All Slide into Pisces' Emotional Pool Party!"

"Virgo, Phone Home! Your Cosmic Cleanup Duty Calls Amid a Galaxy of Retrogrades!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Jupiter's Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Fifth House and It's Party Time!"

"Cancer, Grab Your Shell and Wand: An Epic Quest of Cosmic Proportions Awaits in Your Horoscope - Frodo Baggins Style!"

"Twins on Patrol: Gemini, Prepare to Double Down on Destiny, Funky Vibes, and Black Holes of Chaos. It's Not Crime Fighting, But it Might as Well Be!"

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus: Your Bullish Persistence May Encounter Some Space-Time Wrinkles This Month!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Galactic Collision of Energies as Mars Shifts into Retrograde: Hold Onto Your Star Socks!"

"Pisces Prepares for Galactic Overload: Too Many Fish in the Cosmic Sea!"

"Aquarius, This Week You'll Be More Balanced than the Force on a Good Day - Just Watch Out for Any Unexpected Sith Encounters!"

"Capricorn, get ready! This week you'll have more ups and downs than a TARDIS on a dodgy flight path!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Sagittarius, Your Stars Suggest a Stellar Week Ahead, If You Can Dodge The Asteroids of Life Like You're in a Galactic Federation Video Game!"

"Scorpio's Stars Align: Prepare For a Cosmic Makeover, Just Remember, No Capes!"

"Oh My Stars! Libra, Get Ready to Balance More Than Just Jedi Diplomacy This Month!"

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Bowties! Intergalactic Twists and Turns Ahead... and Spoilers, Sweetie!"

"Brace Yourselves, Leos: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Game of Cat and Mouse!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Shell Out Emotions: Galactic Forecast Predicts High Tide of Feelings!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Dazzling Duel of Doppelgangers as Your Twin Stars Gear Up for Galactic Giggles!"

"Planetary Alignment Says: Taurus, Grab Your Bull by the Horns and Prepare for a Space Odyssey of Cosmic Proportions!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon is Evicting Leo for Virgo - Cosmic Drama Ensues!"

"Breaking Cosmic News: Mars Ditches Aquarius to Skinny Dip in Pisces - Galactic Skinny Jeans No Longer Fit!"

"Interstellar Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Ride as Mars Shifts into High Gear! (Also, Don't Forget Your Helmet.)"

A fast boat is seen at sunrise after the landing of SpaceX Dragon Endurance spacecraft a few hours earlier in the Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Pens...

"Fishy Forecast: Pisces Poised to Plunge into a Puddle of Planetary Perplexities! Grab Your Galactic Goggles!"

"Beam Up Your Expectations, Aquarius! Starfleet Predicts a Warp-Speed Week of Interstellar Surprises & Tribble-Level Troubles!"

"Capricorn, brace your circuits: It's not a trap, just Venus in retrograde! Prepare for emotional overloads and occasional system glitches!"

"Sagittarians, Brace Yourselves: The Cosmos Goes Retrograde in Hippy Chic, Expecting an Influx of Space-Time Anomalies and Sudden Cravings for Tofu!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by a Wave of Cosmic Sarcasm - Brace Your Alien Antennae for Mercury's Next Retrograde Tango!"

"Libra: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Your Love Life, but Beware of Klingons in the Workplace!"

"Virgo's Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Clean-Up! Stars Align, Dust Bunnies Beware!"

"Leo's Forecast: In a Galactic Twist, Expect Retrograde Planets to Mess with Your Mane... and Maybe Your Netflix Recommendations!"

"Breaking Cosmic News: The Moon, After a Dramatic Leo Performance, Gets a Virgo Makeover. Will It Now Start Alphabetising Its Craters?"

"Cancer, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Lunar Shenanigans and Galactic Giggles Ahead!"

"Twins of the Galaxy, Beware! Mercury Retrograde, It Is - Communicate Clearly, You Must!"

"Beam Me Up, Bullseye! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo as Uranus Goes Retrograde in Your Pasture!"

"Aries, Time Travel Alert: Your Planetary Flux Capacitor is in Overdrive - Expect 1.21 Gigawatts of Energy This Week!"

"I've come a long way from thinking, 'Well, I did this whole dissertation on geysers, what it would take for them to erupt, for a spacecraft to see th...

"Pisces, Prepare to Be as Resilient as a Cockroach: The Apocalypse is Coming...Just Kidding, It’s Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Quantum Physics Meets Astrology: Aquarius, Get Ready to Surf on Schrödinger's Wave of Uncertainty!"

"Capricorn Supernova: Expect A Planetary Promotion, Unless Mercury Retrograde Sends The Memo To Uranus By Mistake!"

"Logical Inconsistencies Abound: Sagittarius Can Expect an Illogical Amount of Fun This Week - Highly Illogical, Yet Fascinating!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Cosmic Chaos or Just Another Tuesday? Either Way, Grab Your Telescopes and Tie-dye T-Shirts!"

"Libra, This Week You'll Balance More Than Just The Force: A Galactic Guide to Navigating Your Social Life and Not Turning to The Dark Side"

"Virgo, You're About to Stress Clean Your Spaceship: Your Alien Lifeforms Can't Hide in the Mess This Week!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Catnip Party Just for You!"

"Crabby Cancers, Brace for a Galactic Ride: The Universe Plans to Shell-shock You with Spicy Celestial Salsa!"

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves: Your Dual Personality is Set to Multiply by the Power of Quantum Physics This Week!"

"Bovine Alert! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo as Planets Square Dance in Your Sign!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it’s Throwing a Cosmic Curveball of Galactic Proportions!"

Gemini VI astronauts Thomas P. Stafford (left), pilot, and Walter M. Schirra Jr., command pilot, are shown during suiting up exercises at Cape Kennedy...

"Pisces, Grab Your Lightsabers! The Stars are Aligning in a Galactic Dance-Off and You're the Lead Choreographer!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarius: Your Forecast Predicts a Stellar Splash of Cosmic Craziness - and No, You Can't Blame Mercury This Time!"

"Logical Forecast Alert: Capricorns, Brace Your Antennas! The Universe Sends an Illogical Abundance of Positivity Your Way!"

"Galactic Alert! Sagittarius, May The Stars Be Ever in Your Favor...But Watch Out for Jupiter's Mood Swings!"

"Scorpio, buckle up! This month is going to be more unpredictable than a politician's promise during election season!"

"Great Scott, Libra! Balance Your Flux Capacitor or You'll Be Late for Tomorrow...Again!"

"Virgo Forecast: Expect Full-On Tidying Frenzy as Mercury Mops the Floor with Retrograde!"

"Leo, Prepare to Rumble: Your Mane Attraction this Month is Not Your Hair, but a Retrograde Mess of Planets!"

"Get Ready, Cancer! The Stars are Aligning Faster than Han Solo's Kessel Run - May the Force be With You!"